herakles:
oga! all this your epistle is for nothing. Do you know why?! This movie has made over 2billion dollars in about 2 weeks! Check the numbers homie, the numbers don't lie

Forreellinc:

obviously you haven't watched the movie lucky you, your empty pocket saved you today

Forreellinc:
1. It was boring: The action scenes were few and when they even came they were either too short or just meh! Hulk and thanos never got a rematch even though everyone wanted to see that, stan lees' cameo was so forced and silly (for God sake the man is dead that was the best y'all could do)

2. Terrible storyline and no plot: the story is that the avengers have to travel back in time to find all the infinity gems to resnap the vanished people back into existence because thanos destroyed the stones in his possession and that's just it that's what they stretched to over 3 hours? No character arcs, no structure which led to a lot of filler scenes which were so noticeable and sometimes uncalled for

3.What's the deal with Hulk in these movies?:
I remember when I used to complain that they never explored any new grounds with hulk that all he did was smash sh!t up, but to be honest I think I really miss that now. Since ragnarok the hulk has been reduced into a f*cking joke what's with the cartoon toned down hulk in this movie? he looked like shrek and why does neither he nor black widow wanna f*ck each other any more? She was all over him in age of ultron and they aren't even going to talk about what happened?
they barely even act like they know each other

4.#BringBackThanos:Can you remember how thanos was the best thing about infinity war, how we hated him,loved him and even sympathized with him? Well f*ck all that, end game turns thanos into a cartoon all of a sudden he is so petty and vindictive, poorly skilled and a total b!tch, this was the guy who trashed hulk and broke his nose, who bled just a little bit when iron fought him with all his strength. So why is captain America and iron man and black panther kicking the sh!t out of him here? See the cheap death he even got.Nuff said man I don't even want to continue

5. Repeating scenes from infinity: look I respect the russos or anybody who has the balls to direct an avengers movie and I understand the fatigue that made them give us this sh!t but guys what the f*ck? They repeated the sacrifice scene which takes the power and emotions from when thanos did it, they repeated the wakanda fight complete with black shouting like he is shaka zulu or something they repeated the star lord sparring with Thor scene which comedic effects have worn off they even had some of the scores from infinity wars guys there was no need for that leave infinity war with infinity war abeg

6.Poorly managed characters: I remembered being worried that infinity war would not handle the characters properly because of how many they were, but they managed to pull that off which was awesome so I was relaxed that the russos would do the same with this movie but boy was I wrong, hawkeye was useless, hulk was just there to look st*pid, black panther was playing rugby, shuri was fighting with the air, I no even see doctor strange for the film, Spider-Man tried but i can't even remember what he did, captain marvel went to m@sturbate through out the movie or something I thought she would even be vital to the plot but turns out it would have been better if they introduced her IN this movie cause then maybe we would have been interested,nick fury doesn't even say a f*cking word, natalie portman just came to take a nap(easiest job ever) and scarlett witch was there to do what exactly? I even forgot she fought thanos at a point

To be continued

herakles:



your obtuse response won't save you either! what does weight of my pocket got to do with the jaundiced opinion you posted on a public forum?

you no Sabi wetin you dey talk, that is the obvious truth

Forreellinc:
1. It was boring: The action scenes were few and when they even came they were either too short or just meh! Hulk and thanos never got a rematch even though everyone wanted to see that, stan lees' cameo was so forced and silly (for God sake the man is dead that was the best y'all could do)

2. Terrible storyline and no plot: the story is that the avengers have to travel back in time to find all the infinity gems to resnap the vanished people back into existence because thanos destroyed the stones in his possession and that's just it that's what they stretched to over 3 hours? No character arcs, no structure which led to a lot of filler scenes which were so noticeable and sometimes uncalled for

3.What's the deal with Hulk in these movies?:
I remember when I used to complain that they never explored any new grounds with hulk that all he did was smash sh!t up, but to be honest I think I really miss that now. Since ragnarok the hulk has been reduced into a f*cking joke what's with the cartoon toned down hulk in this movie? he looked like shrek and why does neither he nor black widow wanna f*ck each other any more? She was all over him in age of ultron and they aren't even going to talk about what happened?
they barely even act like they know each other

4.#BringBackThanos:Can you remember how thanos was the best thing about infinity war, how we hated him,loved him and even sympathized with him? Well f*ck all that, end game turns thanos into a cartoon all of a sudden he is so petty and vindictive, poorly skilled and a total b!tch, this was the guy who trashed hulk and broke his nose, who bled just a little bit when iron fought him with all his strength. So why is captain America and iron man and black panther kicking the sh!t out of him here? See the cheap death he even got.Nuff said man I don't even want to continue

5. Repeating scenes from infinity: look I respect the russos or anybody who has the balls to direct an avengers movie and I understand the fatigue that made them give us this sh!t but guys what the f*ck? They repeated the sacrifice scene which takes the power and emotions from when thanos did it, they repeated the wakanda fight complete with black panther shouting like he is shaka zulu or something they repeated the star lord sparring with Thor scene which comedic effects have worn off, doing the whole red skull review even though we already know it was him, I mean i don't think hawk and black know who is so whose he revealing himself to? they even had some of the scores from infinity wars guys there was no need for that leave infinity war with infinity war abeg

6.Poorly managed characters: I remember being worried that infinity war would not handle the characters properly because of how many they were, but they managed to pull that off which was awesome so I was relaxed that the russos would do the same with this movie but boy was I wrong, hawkeye was useless, hulk was just there to look st*pid, black panther was playing rugby, shuri was fighting with the air, I no even see doctor strange for the film, Spider-Man tried but i can't even remember what he did, captain marvel went to m@sturbate through out the movie or something I thought she would even be vital to the plot but turns out it would have been better if they introduced her IN this movie cause then maybe we would have been interested,nick fury doesn't even say a f*cking word, natalie portman just came to take a nap(easiest job ever) and scarlett witch was there to do what exactly? I even forgot she fought thanos at a point

To be continued

meobizy:
Let me drop a pity comment here.
I’ve noticed the trend of Nigerians bashing popular things for attention sake.

Forreellinc:

lol e pain am
Bro seriously save your money and just download it when it comes out

gustav25:

I can assist you with Euthanasia if the severe pain is too much on you

Forreellinc:

I won't mind you with the 6k I spent on endgame
How far? Make I send acc number?

gustav25:


This is how to know twats who don't follow a sequence !!! Probably he didn't see when the Russo bros said this movie will focus on the original which they did perfectly but I'm not surprised , Thanos snap in infinity war cut your brain in half so all things will be balanced

meobizy:
Let me drop a pity comment here.
I’ve noticed the trend of Nigerians bashing popular things for attention sake.

Forreellinc:


what's this one saying? Young man do you even know what movie I'm talking about?
You can keep fighting with yourself anyway the name of the movie is Avengers Endgame
Whenever you watch it and want to poke holes at my opening post, I'll be waiting

gustav25:
still more shit coming from you ....not at all surprised

naijasensei:
It's sad when people berate something they don't understand. Your rant reveals that you do not know those characters you are ranting about. You think the female superhero team up at the end was put there without a reason? This movie has so many easter eggs, so many secrets, until you watch it thoroughly you will never understand it.
Although, you are entitled to your opinion, I completely disagree with ALL the reasons you believe made Endgame a bad movie.

Forreellinc:

wait am I the only person who has seen this movie? Why didn't anybody warn me?
btw keep it up with your lazy arguments,my ego needs the massage

naijasensei:


Lazy? I thought you wanted an intellectual discussion, guess I was wrong. Keep on massaging your ego.

Forreellinc:

that was you being intellectual? I will rather stay dumb thank you


no wonder you love a movie you haven't seen

naijasensei:


Whatever troll. I know you want me to descend to your pathetic gutter level, throwing insults, hurling abuse, just because we are in a faceless forum. Guess what? I won't give you that satisfaction, you are free to believe whatever you want, say whatever you want. It's your life, use it, misuse it, your business, your call. Karma awaits.

lechiffre:
Actually I enjoyed end game.
It had its issues just like every other movie but what you failed to see was how far they have come with the mcu story, a beautiful transition into mcu phase 4 and how much progress they have made in the rise of feminism which was demonstrated in that scene you gated so much
That's what makes this movie triumphant and it is only a shame you did not even notice that

Forreellinc:

Una don start again how does this make my rant irrelevant? Its like you are asking me to close my eyes to rubbish just cause it is an avengers movie