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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:06am On May 13, 2019
TayserMahri:
So you folks, there are two stories that explain the origins of the universe. One is the Christian/Islam story of creation, the other is the scientific Big Bang Theory. Both these explanations have merit. However, there is one little detail that needs to be changed in both stories. It concerns the origin of darkness.

We all know darkness is the absence of light. Now, there is only one country in the world that has an abundance of the absence of light and that country is Nigeria.

Proposition:

We are going to edit the bible tale to reflect the true origins of darkness. The first verse reads as follows:

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep."

The proposed new version should be as follows:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. [2] And the earth was without form, and void; and NIGERIA was upon the face of the deep.

For the scientific story, DITTO!

In the beginning, there was NIGERIA (abundance of darkness), and then BANG! Giving rise to an endless expanse of space, time, and matter. grin



(Yawning) boring

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:23am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



An attempt to make people laugh but boy you dry as fvck. I could barely giggle let alone chuckle. .spare me your bullshit nigga. We gat em power constant for a significant while and your ass know we can always switch to the solar when the lights out. Now go let your boring imagination runoff on you

Why are you agitated? cool
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 12:55am On May 13, 2019
vaxx2:
The goverment is acquiring new train very soon . ACCORDING to the minister, by September of this year, Ghana will have a new train . 200 million dollars


Wow that cheap. I thought it those figures would be in billions

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:02am On May 13, 2019
Just30:
we still have one of the lowest prevalence rate and and the rate of infection is still dropping grin grin


Uhhhhhh. Did I hit a nerve.

Nah pls don't allow me provide you a 2019 the says it is increasing.


An awkward attempt to console yourself. Enjoy finding solace in that grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 1:04am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



Wow that cheap. I thought it those figures would be in billions
Atrain doesnt cost as much as an A380
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:06am On May 13, 2019
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Just30:
minimum wage increment doesn't mean salary increment


your country cant afford to increase salaries even for the next 5 years

the economy will collapse.

you're currently borrowing to pay salaries


It does boy


Well this country that borrows to pay salary is not in severe debt. Infact it debt is super sustainable unfortunately I can't say the same of ghana.. so sad

And please remember that very one you borrowed in 2015 to pay salary is what skyrocketed your debt.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 1:07am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



Uhhhhhh. Did I hit a nerve.

Nah pls don't allow me provide you a 2019 the says it is increasing.


An awkward attempt to console yourself. Enjoy finding solace in that grin grin grin
how will you hit a nerve when HIV is not a problem here


it doesn't appear in our top 30 health problems
enjoy your highly infested country of AIDS peeps grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:08am On May 13, 2019
gallivant:


Why are you agitated? cool



You wish ..I am nothing near that
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:11am On May 13, 2019
Just30:
Atrain doesnt cost as much as an A380


It's does man
..it solely depends on your pocket and we all know ghana is deep.





N.B try use a WELL as a scenario to understand the above
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 1:13am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:
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It does boy


Well this country that borrows to pay salary is not in severe debt. Infact it debt is super sustainable unfortunately I can't say the same of ghana.. so sad

And please remember that very one you borrowed in 2015 to pay salary is what skyrocketed your debt.
except we are not borrowing to pay salaries

Debt servicing only forms 55% of our annual revenue, we can affor to borrow more.




Nigeria is in a dilemma
it needs to borrow more in order to be able to pay salaries.
unfortunately, debt servicing forms 70% of its annual revenue so if it continue borrowing it will default on loan repayment because there wont be any money to service the loan.


you guys will be going extremely hungry very soon

thats the hallmark of laziness grin grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 1:16am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:
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It does boy


Well this country that borrows to pay salary is not in severe debt. Infact it debt is super sustainable unfortunately I can't say the same of ghana.. so sad

And please remember that very one you borrowed in 2015 to pay salary is what skyrocketed your debt.
Ghana has never borrowed to pay salaries in the last 15 years


Ghana's debt skyrocketed because we decided to fix or power crisis in three years after under investing in the sector for 10 years. grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:16am On May 13, 2019
Just30:
how will you hit a nerve when HIV is not a problem here


it doesn't appear in our top 30 health problems
enjoy your highly infested country of AIDS peeps grin grin grin


Nah pls don't peg your title on us. Enjoy it alone.

It all belongs to you grin grin cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Just30: 1:19am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



Nah pls don't peg your title on us. Enjoy it alone.

It all belongs to you grin grin cheesy
you're the one worry about something in a far away land

the people in the land dont even consider it a problem.



worry about the extreme hunger in Nigeria and the level of prostitution


when you do that, AIDS will stop spreading in Nigeria grin grin grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:19am On May 13, 2019
Just30:
except we are not borrowing to pay salaries

Debt servicing only forms 55% of our annual revenue, we can affor to borrow more.




Nigeria is in a dilemma
it needs to borrow more in order to be able to pay salaries.
unfortunately, debt servicing forms 70% of its annual revenue so if it continue borrowing it will default on loan repayment because there wont be any money to service the loan.


you guys will be going extremely hungry very soon

thats the hallmark of laziness grin grin grin grin


No boy your talk won't change anything. . You are not more knowledge than those economics nerds (imf) that came up with that..

Once again have it grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:20am On May 13, 2019
Goodnight y'all I am out
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 5:57am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:


You always ask ludicrous ignorant question . The 3rd tallest building in africa is from Nigeria "NITEL TOWER" while the rest two are in south africa (I mean the one built for them by the whites)


And the second tallest building in Africa is found in Kenya
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 5:58am On May 13, 2019
Kazikazi:

2012.no one died.Air Tz don't kill passengers.but this one with Kenya airways killed all people on board


Of course no one died that is what ccm propaganda will make us believe
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:05am On May 13, 2019
jaycent:
You now, you mean we don't have gangsters in our country cheesy

Nigeria has both gangsters and cultists

Kenya has gangsters only
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:11am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



That true. Even their port look.

China can't try this with us


When are they taking our port i have waited this for too long
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:14am On May 13, 2019
samorobo:



And I heard if you want to die in kenya present yourself to the ethopians grin grin


I heard if you are Nigerian and you want to die present yourself to the Kenya police
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:20am On May 13, 2019
TayserMahri:
kazi, your mountain from this side aboard KQ grin

We need to talk about the other one in the distance. Which mountain is it? grin

Kilimanjaro must be shared
No matter how magufuli wails smiley
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:21am On May 13, 2019
TayserMahri:
Lake Jipe (Kenyan side). Kazi , show us your side of the lake. We share this thing lets see your side. grin


We should name one kq plane lake jipe
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:22am On May 13, 2019
Never had a chance to visit that mall.I'll have to find some free time to go and take a stroll there!
TayserMahri:


Depends on the venue. Some have no biggie while others do. At Two Rivers they generally do not stop you from filming except a few areas.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:25am On May 13, 2019
Kazikazi:
No man. Lake jipe isn't that beautiful. Remember Tz has over 100 lakes. I only post the better ones.

This is lake chala

Kenya tourism should do better marketing lake jipe it will bring in alot of money just like mt kilimanjaro is doing
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:27am On May 13, 2019
Kazikazi:
Show me any Tanzanian who is starving to death in 2019!

Show me


Show me any Kenyan selling his children for witchcraft purposes in 2019
Show me any kenyan hunting albinos in 2019
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:29am On May 13, 2019
Is death an option when a plane nosedives when up kilometres from the ground? What a brainless cunt!
Kazikazi:
When that happens in Tz no one dies.but if it could be in some other nations,all were going to perish.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:31am On May 13, 2019
He'll show pictures and be like,''This is how normal Tanzanians look!'' grin
TayserMahri:
Lake Jipe (Kenyan side). Kazi , show us your side of the lake. We share this thing lets see your side. grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:32am On May 13, 2019
TayserMahri:
Dat Kenyan lass grin

Where is jaycent he has a weakness on Kenyan babies
smiley
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:34am On May 13, 2019
Show me an Air Nigeria crush scene,Oh wait Nigeria doesn't have a national carrier! grin grin grin
samorobo:



Oh no look how it was crush like a famished mosquito. That what happen when you purchase cheap aircrafts... grin grin grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:35am On May 13, 2019
The wildbeests are for anyone though! grin
Kazikazi:
The national parks of Tanzania
The Serengeti.There is no national park which has as many animals as the Serengeti
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by tylann: 6:36am On May 13, 2019
Kazikazi:
Stop posting that loss making scheme!

This thread have taught me some few things about Kenyans which I didn't know before. Kenyans love mount Kilimanjaro. I do too.

But, I am surprised how Kenyans are obsessed with our Kilimanjaro


Show me where air tz is making profits

Of course we love mt kilimanjaro it brings a lot of cash in our tourism sector

Mt kilimanjaro is our mountain we share it just like we share lake victoria
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jonraid(m): 6:39am On May 13, 2019
Coke baridi! grin

Nothing better than that in a DEAD HOT afternoon at the coast.I'm a Sprite fan though!
TayserMahri:
Hoofed transport in Lamu, Kenya. This mode of transport elevates Lamu above Lagos, where people are still transported in yellow coffins grin

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