A High Court Judge has sentenced a man to death after he was expelled multiple times from 4 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan.

Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that the man caused people to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished.

The judge was lenient, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death.

“The law is clear, he should be stoned to death, beheading is a very light sentence and saves him from any suffering,” protested the government prosecutor.

Muhammad Wahabi, 28, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.

“No lawyer is going bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Muhammad Anwar, a Middle Eastern law expert.

Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions. Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum in a desperate attempt to mask the smell and noise.

“Its a disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted. “Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden act” said the judge.

Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done.



Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/05/17/man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/
Lalasticlala OAM4J, Mynd44

How dem take catch am? Them smell him yansh?
Ogbeni no sabi work
My naija brothers I hail. Different classification of mess na him we get.
Some dey you go mess now e go smell later.....time bomb
Some na another person yansh e go go sound and e go smell die.......scud missile
Others na bomb you no need to investigate....at the sound alone every knee shall bow. Japa things
Some na machine gun sound...ratatatatata...you go think say na terrorist attack.....japa.

Anyway death on top mess?! E harsh o

this cant be true!

Holy fart

Can U imagine saying d judge was lenient becos he gave d convicted man d option of beheading or stoning to death becos he mess for mosque..

Islam hmm, Na wah oo, so where is the love they claim they preach

Sentenced to death for messing??

I no fit laff..

He must have eaten sokoto beans,
cooked with irù & spiced with okpehë.

Am seriously surprise

Nbote:
Can U imagine saying d judge was lenient becos he gave d convicted man d option of beheading or stoning to death becos he mess for mosque..

Religion of peace indeed.... SMH

Lol, these people nor go kill me, for mess again?

Is this possible?

religion of peace

Wat did i jst read

I hope dis is nt real

I just gave up on this religion, so barbaric

like seriously





hummmmm what I know is that "Nobody will tell them to wake up, but they would, when the time comes"


infact this is serious!!!

That's Islam for you.

It's satire.
This is the real source, a satirical news site like The Onion:
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/

why not just ban him from entering the mosque? In Islam, after you perform ablution and fart while praying or before praying, you can not even continue, you have to start all over again so it does not even make sense for a man with such condition to be going to the mosque to pray when he knows he will not be able to finish such prayer and will only end up starting all over again.

But then this news is fake, this is just the posting of some kid who wNts to mock Islam.

Seriously?