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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 10:43pm On May 18, 2019
GBOKASINCHA:
pls what do women want in pre intimacy

Well I don't know what all women want ,I am in a playful mood this evening. I will tell you what twoclans wants in pre intimacy. Just for the fun of it.

First you have to be neat as a guy for me to even be comfortable around you as a lover. I love plenty of kissing , touching and cuddling . I touch people I love alot. If I like or love you I can gum for Africa.

Secondly I love to have my boob's touched and kissed , it is also most likely I will be playing with my guys nipples alot.

Thirdly please don't rush me, if our time is not a quickie. If I am rushed I could stop everything completely no matter how aroused you are as a guy.

Then lastly, why on earth would you as a guy love to receive a Mouth Action but don't want to go down on your partner. If I am ever with a guy and I notice he enjoys to sit back and receive but does not give in turn honestly it is just a matter of time before I dump him like hot potatoes undecided

Abeg who ask me for this plenty talk. I better go and sleep tommorrow is church cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 18, 2019
Uwc
blackgold2018:
ok thanks
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 10:57pm On May 18, 2019
Twoclans:


Well I don't know what all women want ,I am in a playful mood this evening. I will tell you what twoclans wants in pre intimacy. Just for the fun of it.

First you have to be neat as a guy for me to even be comfortable around you as a lover. I love plenty of kissing , touching and cuddling . I touch people I love alot. If I like or love you I can gum for Africa.

Secondly I love to have my boob's touched and kissed , it is also most likely I will be playing with my guys nipples alot.

Thirdly please don't rush me, if our time is not a quickie. If I am rushed I could stop everything completely no matter how aroused you are as a guy.

Then lastly, why on earth would you as a guy love to receive a Mouth Action but don't want to go down on your partner. If I am ever with a guy and I notice he enjoys to sit back and receive but does not give in turn honestly it is just a matter of time before I dump him like hot potatoes undecided

Abeg who ask me for this plenty talk. I better go and sleep tommorrow is church cheesy




yeah you say all this ...but in reality most nigerian girls will just lay on the bed like a log of wood..without equally engaging the man.....well i will put ur advice in mind maybe 1 day i will find a lady like twoclans sha cheesy

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by nelxxy(m): 11:10pm On May 18, 2019
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.
hahaha this got me laughing. as in make you come out from there hahahaha
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Chidokes4real(f): 11:12pm On May 18, 2019
Uterus Fibroid is one of the reasons a lady feels pain during sex
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by zicoraads: 11:29pm On May 18, 2019
Twoclans:


Well I don't know what all women want ,I am in a playful mood this evening. I will tell you what twoclans wants in pre intimacy. Just for the fun of it.

First you have to be neat as a guy for me to even be comfortable around you as a lover. I love plenty of kissing , touching and cuddling . I touch people I love alot. If I like or love you I can gum for Africa.

Secondly I love to have my boob's touched and kissed , it is also most likely I will be playing with my guys nipples alot.

Thirdly please don't rush me, if our time is not a quickie. If I am rushed I could stop everything completely no matter how aroused you are as a guy.

Then lastly, why on earth would you as a guy love to receive a Mouth Action but don't want to go down on your partner. If I am ever with a guy and I notice he enjoys to sit back and receive but does not give in turn honestly it is just a matter of time before I dump him like hot potatoes undecided

Abeg who ask me for this plenty talk. I better go and sleep tommorrow is church cheesy




Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by McCoy662(m): 12:45am On May 19, 2019
Same here oo. she could be dripping wet but when I go down she will say I should stop that it's painful, she could even start crying. she's not a small girl oo for someone planning to bash me.
so, I'm already quietly on the run. I can't stick to someone that hates what I like so much!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 3:18am On May 19, 2019

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 3:19am On May 19, 2019
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 3:21am On May 19, 2019
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 4:55am On May 19, 2019
BuhariIsBURIED:

And with all these immoral knowledge u still go to church.. God have mercy on u

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 4:57am On May 19, 2019

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Hhenryy: 6:21am On May 19, 2019
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

She has been genitally mutilated (circumcised)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 6:31am On May 19, 2019
blissgregory:
It could be dat she hardly ve sex or a novice or maybe she doesnt luv sex
hmmm
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by eddyghali(m): 6:44am On May 19, 2019
blissgregory:
We will start on 27th
Thank God u dey HEC dept...flexing in your tailoring lab. I'll come around
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by rex444(m): 7:34am On May 19, 2019
Go and treat her
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by schumastic(m): 8:19am On May 19, 2019
Twoclans:


Well I don't know what all women want ,I am in a playful mood this evening. I will tell you what twoclans wants in pre intimacy. Just for the fun of it.

First you have to be neat as a guy for me to even be comfortable around you as a lover. I love plenty of kissing , touching and cuddling . I touch people I love alot. If I like or love you I can gum for Africa.

Secondly I love to have my boob's touched and kissed , it is also most likely I will be playing with my guys nipples alot.

Thirdly please don't rush me, if our time is not a quickie. If I am rushed I could stop everything completely no matter how aroused you are as a guy.

Then lastly, why on earth would you as a guy love to receive a Mouth Action but don't want to go down on your partner. If I am ever with a guy and I notice he enjoys to sit back and receive but does not give in turn honestly it is just a matter of time before I dump him like hot potatoes undecided

Abeg who ask me for this plenty talk. I better go and sleep tommorrow is church cheesy





Happy Sunday ma, please pray for me o. When you r asking for forgiveness cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 9:17am On May 19, 2019
schumastic:


Happy Sunday ma, please pray for me o. When you r asking for forgiveness cheesy

May God forgive us all wink

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by schumastic(m): 9:22am On May 19, 2019
Twoclans:


May God forgive us all wink

Lol, I hope you ain't the type that will seat in front row to confuse the man of God grin
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 9:30am On May 19, 2019
Hehhee..wic dept r u??
eddyghali:

Thank God u dey HEC dept...flexing in your tailoring lab. I'll come around
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Guruindahouse(m): 9:31am On May 19, 2019
How wet was she before you penetrated? Don't rush inserting your d.ick until her kpetus is drooling. If you do this and still complain, I think she should go for check up.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by zicoraads: 11:10am On May 19, 2019
Twoclans:

kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Virtual kisses, is that one kiss?

Is it not your elders that are kissing me in real life? undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by superlightning: 11:19am On May 19, 2019
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

later you would asking useless questions about how industrialized the east is.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by dia4iam(m): 11:38am On May 19, 2019
OR she might simply have a small coochie. Pusssiee they said, get size.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Twoclans(f): 11:38am On May 19, 2019
zicoraads:

Virtual kisses, is that one kiss?

Is it not your elders that are kissing me in real life? undecided

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by zicoraads: 12:00pm On May 19, 2019
Twoclans:


Twoclans!

Check offline.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by eddyghali(m): 1:05pm On May 20, 2019
blissgregory:
Hehhee..wic dept r u??
Come up to Econometrics lab...upstairs of ur tailoring lab. look for me
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by IamPlato(m): 1:13pm On May 20, 2019
Twoclans:


R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecided



*CLEARS THROAT*
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 5:09pm On May 20, 2019
Hmm
eddyghali:
Come up to Econometrics lab...upstairs of ur tailoring lab. look for me
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Burntcoal(f): 5:51pm On May 20, 2019
Guruindahouse:
How wet was she before you penetrated? Don't rush inserting your d.ick until her kpetus is drooling. If you do this and still complain, I think she should go for check up.
Gbam! U cant put a rushy d...k in a nervous vajy. Its nt gud.
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Timekeeper: 6:05pm On May 20, 2019
Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.


Girls haf suffer, at the end u will not still marry her
Re: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Nobody: 6:12pm On May 20, 2019
Twoclans:


R. Blunt ,the guy is low key trying to say he has a huge manhood lipsrsealed


@ OP honestly if your pre intimacy game is good with a woman, She won't just be dripping she will be the one to force that meat in between your legs into her and she will ensure it stays inside until she is satisfied. undecided




Not just a huge pipe... sometimes these girls are infected with different sti's and they experience pains during sex

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