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Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by newsynews: 6:06am On May 31, 2019
A Nigerian man has taken to Twitter to explain why God designed sex for married people only.

In his post, he cited the case of a virgin whose only sexual experience ever is with her husband.

Read below.

https://www.kemifilani.com/2019/05/man-explains-why-god-designed-s3x-for-married-people-alone.html

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by newsynews: 6:07am On May 31, 2019
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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by amzee(m): 6:11am On May 31, 2019
OKAY
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Offpoint1: 6:13am On May 31, 2019
These are the lamest, dumbest, write up I've ever read since the creation of the universe.


Cuz I've never tasted egusi soup doesn't mean the day I eat it I won't know if it taste good or not.

I think I'll quit the internet, there too many bullcrap being chunk out daily on it daily and some people are buying it like the guy below me.

My personal reasons why God shun premarital sex are:
1. Population control: imagine I start banging at 12, how many babies I'll make before I'm sexually retired.
2. Diseases: This sounds lame but until I explain it better....
3. and lastly So y'all don't go on a F*kin spree and filled up the universe with Bastards whom will turned out to cause havoc to humanity itself.

These are more valid reasons than any bullcrap anyone will chunk out.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Quiver: 6:17am On May 31, 2019
The guy made some valid points. Never saw it this way

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by SageMK: 6:29am On May 31, 2019
This virginity analogy is total nonsense. undecided
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by pressplay411(m): 6:40am On May 31, 2019
Good points. Lack of contentment due to comparisons.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by pressplay411(m): 6:42am On May 31, 2019
Sex is for married people alone for a lot of reasons, another is that sex is a major distraction in life. The day you have sex, you make yourself vulnerable to the other gender. Sex begins to drive you instead of being driven by purpose.
Also before you had sex, you had some measure of self control. After you've had sex, you lose it. It's just a matter of meeting your type or having urges and you lose your senses again.

Please do not stir up nor awaken love until it pleases. Songs of Solomon 2:7b

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Nobody: 6:46am On May 31, 2019
Make I park here first, cos I know this is going to front page
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 7:08am On May 31, 2019
Offpoint1:
These are the lamest, dumbest, write up I've ever read since the creation of the universe.


Cuz I've never tasted egusi soup doesn't mean the day I eat it I won't know if it taste good or not.

I think I'll quit the internet, there too many bullcrap being chunk out daily on it daily and some people are buying it like the guy below me.

My personal reasons why God shun premarital sex are:
1. Population control: imagine I start banging at 12, how many babies I'll make before I'm sexually retired.
2. Diseases: This sounds lame but until I explain it better....
3. and lastly So y'all don't go on a F*kin spree and filled up the universe with Bastards whom will turned out to cause havoc to humanity itself.

These are more valid reasons than any bullcrap anyone will chunk out.
As for your number 2 there is something called safe sex.what if one spouse is an adulterer is it not still possible for the other spouse to get a disease?

Your number 3 married people are also guilty of it and even children born in wedlock are also capable of causing havoc on humanity when they are groomed byirresponsible adults.

@topic, these are the lamest reasons ever.Like as if married virgins would not cheat if they want to.
Sometimes it is advisable to test run so as not to hear stories that touch the heart later.
Marry someone you are sexually compatible with to avoid infidelity as sex is one of the reasons some cheats use as their excuse for cheating.

P. S I don't support cheating.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Nukilia: 7:09am On May 31, 2019
Religion and the doctrines is affecting the psychology of Africans in a Terrible way...

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Uyi168: 7:12am On May 31, 2019
...
Mumu talk..
Was he there when God was doing the design

No to masturbation..
No to premarital sex..
So,what are we to do when horn.y
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Offpoint1: 7:16am On May 31, 2019
AmazonTopaz:

As for your number 2 there is something called safe sex.what if one spouse is an adulterer is it not still possible for the other spouse to get a disease?

Your number 3 married people are also guilty of it and even children born in wedlock are also capable of causing havoc on humanity when they are groomed byirresponsible adults.

@topic, these are the lamest reasons ever.Like as if married virgins would not cheat if they want to.
Sometimes it is advisable to test run so as not to hear stories that touch the heart later.
That's why I said it sounds lame until I explain further, but I won't because religious folks will attack me...

Let me give you hints with a question... when was Condon invented, before or after the commandments? cheesycheesy
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Phenomenal16(f): 7:16am On May 31, 2019
Raw truth though..... No comparison whatsoever.....
Guess what am a v..lol

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by sukerefakere(m): 7:18am On May 31, 2019
Nonsense Talk

Any news not relating to UCL final tomorrow is not worth reading
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 7:19am On May 31, 2019
Offpoint1:

That's why I said it sounds lame until I explain further, but I won't because religious folks will attack me...

Let me give you hints with a question... when was Condon invented, before or after the commandments? cheesycheesy
After the commandments cheesy
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by QueenSekxy(f): 7:20am On May 31, 2019
Shut up man.

What of a virgin man?

-A virgin man doesn't know if the wife's pvssi is wide or narrow.

- A virgin man doesn't know a deep or shallow pvssi.

-virgin man doesn't know if the wife is a log of wood doing love making or an expert.

- A virgin man doesn't know if the wife cums or not.
Infact, this man is mad. Since you wanna sound dumb, let's sound like it together. grin

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 7:24am On May 31, 2019
QueenSekxy:
Shut up man.

What of a virgin man?

-A virgin man doesn't know if the wife's pvssi is wide or narrow.

- A virgin man doesn't know a deep or shallow pvssi.

-virgin man doesn't know if the wife is a log of wood doing love making or an expert.

- A virgin man doesn't know if the wife cums or not.
Infact, this man is mad. Since you wanna sound dumb, let's sound like it together. grin
Thank you.
He didn't weigh both but only one and that is double standard.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by MJBOLT: 7:26am On May 31, 2019
when will africans dump this god that was forced on them through colonization
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by QueenSekxy(f): 7:27am On May 31, 2019
AmazonTopaz:

Thank you.
He didn't weigh both but only one and that is double standard.
Don't mind these cretinous slowpokes on the net.
Lool, don't know; this man made me write rubbish this early morning. grin

Goodmorning. smiley

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by wirinet(m): 7:32am On May 31, 2019
The most sexist comment I have ever read. So women are not expected to have any expectations of deriving sexual satisfaction from the husband, but guys are expected to. Guys are just expected to satisfy themselves, whether it takes 30 seconds or 30 minutes and don't care whether the woman is satisfied or not.

The Abrahamaic religions is so obsessed with total control of women sexuality and freedom.

Marriage is a social evolution within species that bore very few children to ensure the survival and effective raising of offsprings. Children and their mothers are best protected under the institution of marriage. Without marriage men would not feel the need to provide security and protection for their children and their women. Children that have questionable paternity are abandoned by their fathers. Some animals go to the extremes of killing offsprings of spouses not of their own genes. Such animals are now facing extinction.
A few birds that bore very small number of children also have the "institution of marriage" to protect their offsprings. A good example is the penguin.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Offpoint1: 7:33am On May 31, 2019
AmazonTopaz:

After the commandments cheesy
You've got your answers on number 2cheesy

I no go talk number 3 before dem kill megrin
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Bojack(m): 7:39am On May 31, 2019
dumb dumb dumb
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by QueenSekxy(f): 7:39am On May 31, 2019
wirinet:
The most sexist comment I have ever read. So women are not expected to have any expectations of deriving sexual satisfaction from the husband, but guys are expected to. Guys are just expected to satisfy themselves, whether it takes 30 seconds or 30 minutes and don't care whether the woman is satisfied or not.

[s]The Abrahamaic religions is so obsessed with total control of women sexuality and freedom[/s].

Marriage is a social evolution within species that bore very few children to ensure the survival and effective raising of offsprings. Children and their mothers are best protected under the institution of marriage. Without marriage men would not feel the need to provide security and protection for their children and their women. Children that have questionable paternity are abandoned by their fathers. Some animals go to the extremes of killing offsprings of spouses not of their own genes. Such animals are now facing extinction.
A few birds that bore very small number of children also have the "institution of marriage" to protect their offsprings. A good example is the penguin.
Nothing about God in those pileof shìt he wrote up there. So, don't plunge Abraham into this man's stupidity.
MJBOLT:
when will africans dump this god that was forced on them through colonization
You are well known attention seeker, why should I take you serious now?

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 7:42am On May 31, 2019
QueenSekxy:

Don't mind these cretinous slowpokes on the net.
Lool, don't know; this man made me write rubbish this early morning. grin

Goodmorning. smiley
Good morning smiley
Offpoint1:

You've got your answers on number 2cheesy

I no go talk number 3 before dem kill megrin
Okay.
Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by MJBOLT: 7:46am On May 31, 2019
did i ask you to take me serious?

QueenSekxy:

Nothing about God in those pileof shìt he wrote up there. So, don't plunge Abraham into this man's stupidity.

You are well known attention seeker, why should I take you serious now?

Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by PrimadonnaO(f): 8:08am On May 31, 2019
While this post might seem like it makes sense, it doesn't hold water in reality. Let's use an analogy to fault his logic.

The first time ever I had pizza from a restaurant in Benin City, I couldn't exactly say if I liked it. Mind you, I had never tasted pizza prior to that time. But somehow I felt there might be better...because I wasn't satisfied with that first taste. It plunged me into a pizza-testing spree. I had several other pizzas... some were better than the first... others weren't. I had Domino's, I had Debonairs. For a long time, Debonairs was the ultimate for me. I thought I was going to stick with Debonairs... until I tried Panoratti's "Chicken Supreme" and I was blown away... it became the very best!

Now, why was I able to appreciate Panoratti's the way I did? It was simply because I had tried others and knew for a fact, that amongst all else in the past, Panoratti did it best for me. And so I'm loyal to Panoratti pizza. Whenever I crave pizza, I go straight to that pizza outlet.

But the main point is, just because I hadn't eaten any other pizza in the past didn't give me a delusional sense of satisfaction with the Benin pizza. Somehow, I still craved for better.


So, please. WE ALL know premarital sex is wrong... but that is strictly on the tenets of God's principles. All other arguments against pre-marital sex can be faulted...and they differ from person to person.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Acidosis(m): 8:48am On May 31, 2019
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

God knows I won't take opa eyin, burantashi, ponkryon, kai kai, afato, etc. because of any woman. In return, I'm not expecting and certainly don't need an experienced and adventurous porn star with taekwondo kicks, and a disorganized sexual thirst. Reasonable stress is ideal for maximum satisfaction but not one caused by overtly senseless philandering. I no dey carry another man burden, in bed.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by nicepoker101(m): 8:52am On May 31, 2019
They will never listen. Valid points.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by Acidosis(m): 9:23am On May 31, 2019
AmazonTopaz:


Sometimes it is advisable to test run so as not to hear stories that touch the heart later.
Marry someone you are sexually compatible with to avoid infidelity as sex is one of the reasons some cheats use as their excuse for cheating.

P. S I don't support cheating.


If we all remain virgins, there wouldn't be any need sleeping around in the name of sexual compatibility.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 9:37am On May 31, 2019
Acidosis:


How do you know a sexually compatible partner? A man has to disvirgin about 10 women to determine the sexually compatible one? What happens to the other 9? They should go ahead with the philandering until they meet the right one?

Isn't this what animals like goat and dogs do? Please have sex if you want to but don't do it in the guise of sexual compatibility. It is one of the lies men tell marriage-starved women who get dumped at the end.
Is it only one man that disvirgins ten women.
My post applies to both genders.
Sexual compatibility is important.
How you go about it is your problem.

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Re: Man Explains Why God Designed Sex For Married People Alone by AmazonTopaz(f): 9:38am On May 31, 2019
Acidosis:



If we all remain virgins, there wouldn't be any need sleeping around in the name of sexual compatibility.
Story.

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