First how would I know the quanties and prices when all the cassava your produce - you allegedly eat - after buying from informal buyers market - and yet when we examine malnutrition(a scientific process involving weighing and measuring Nigerians) - you're malnourished.

You agriculture data is cooked. Your ministry of agriculture doesn't have the data. Nobody knows where the data comes from.

For instance you claim to produce and eat about 35M metric tonnes of cassava. You export nothing. Even Congo export cassava. How much Cassava is that per Nigerian.

The same crazy figures are alleged in rice, yams, sorghum,millet,maize and name it. How much food do you guys eat and why is there so much malnutrition - 2nd worst in the world.

And that is GENESIS OF YOUR COOKED GDP that generate zero taxes.

Kenya you've got RELIABLE & CREDIBLE data - of formerly marketed goods - and exported - our agriculture contribute about 20% of tax revenues.

I mean in Kenya we eat Ugali (maize meal) every day as our staple food - and use it to feed cows - and we are fine with 3.5M metric tonnes - you don't eat ugali - but you claim to produce 11m metric tonnes - you claim to eat like 10M metric tonnes of rice (we do with 0.7M metric tonnes) - you claim to eat lots of wheat, yams (crazy), sorghum, plantain, name it.

obaaderemi:
They still earn more money than your tea leaves and coffee. Do the maths if you are up to it.

rvp2018:
First how would I know the quanties and prices when all the cassava your produce - you allegedly eat - after buying from informal buyers market - and yet when we examine malnutrition(a scientific process involving weighing and measuring Nigerians) - you're malnourished.

You agriculture data is cooked. Your ministry of agriculture doesn't have the data. Nobody knows where the data comes from.

For instance you claim to produce and eat about 35M metric tonnes of cassava. You export nothing. Even Congo export cassava. How much Cassava is that per Nigerian.

The same crazy figures are alleged in rice, yams, sorghum,millet and name it. How much food do you guys eat and why is there so much malnutrition - 2nd worst in the world.

And that is GENESIS OF YOUR COOKED GDP that generate zero taxes.

Kenya you've got RELIABLE & CREDIBLE data - of formerly marketed goods - and exported - our agriculture contribute about 20% of tax revenues.

I knew you would collapse from the effort.

Your economy is the most overcooked one in Africa, probably the whole world.

tylann:


bujumbura , Entebbe are not international routes those are regional routes
Air Tanzania is not IATA approved

No Kigali not International.

The Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has expressed interest to join the East African Community.

In a letter addressed to the current chairman of EAC Paul Kagame from DRC President Felix Tshisekedi...
Tanzania can now get lost...

Multiplying Q*P is no effort. Trusting the source of the figures is where your minister of agriculture collapsed. Last when he was asked about rice production figures that didn't make sense - he quoted indeximulli.

I mean let look at rice for example. You're still biggest world importer of rice - and yet you claim to produce what 7-8M metric tonnes of rice.

The questions is when you entire agriculture is informal - how do you come up with production data - if not guesstimate and cooking.

In fact once we unravel where you get your agricluture data - we will have unravel the cooked nigeria GDP.

obaaderemi:
I knew you would collapse from the effort.

Another crazy data from MasterCard.

The Sub Saharan Africa Top 5 Destination
Cities
2017
International
Overnight
Visitors

Average
Length
of Stay
Average
Spend
Per Day

Lagos 1.5 million 7 nights $57

Dakar 0.8 million 2.3
nights
$165

Kampala 0.5 million 7 nights $168

Nairobi 0.4 million 13
nights
$50

Accra 0.4 million 10.5
nights
$132

https://mediacraft.ng/big-cities-big-business-lagos-leads-sub-saharan-africa-in-mastercards-2018-global-destination-cities-index/

Yes EAC is not international. JamboJet goes as far as Somalia. They need to fly across one of the oceans or seas.

gallivant:


No Kigali not International.

Kazikazi:
These grass u busy smoking told u to say that? Now,tell me the meaning of a word international. Mind u,harambee stars played some international friendlies

In the spirit of brotherhood in the EAC community, Bujumbura and Entebbe are regional cities.

rvp2018:
Multiplying Q*P is no effort. Trusting the source of the figures is where your minister of agriculture collapsed. Lastly when he was asked about rice production figures that didn't make sense - he quoted indeximulli.

I mean let look at rice for example. You're still biggest world importer of rice - and yet you claim to produce what 7-8M metric tonnes of rice.

Oga, I can sense a white flag when I see one. What I have done I have done. Your GDP has been dissected. You should thank us.

Those are just Nigerian diaspora come for summer holidays.There is no international visitors of such numbers coming to your slumpolis. That is just a fact.

obaaderemi:
Another crazy data from MasterCard.

https://mediacraft.ng/big-cities-big-business-lagos-leads-sub-saharan-africa-in-mastercards-2018-global-destination-cities-index/

rvp2018:
Yes EAC is not international. JamboJet goes as far as Somalia. They need to fly across one of the oceans or seas.

They are only 2 airlines that are approved by IATA in east Africa that is kq and Rwanda airlines and of course Ethiopian airlines

The other ones like air tz that are managed in the office of President are no where to be seen

Kazikazi why does air tz not flying to Nairobi

rvp2018:
Those are just Nigerian diaspora come for summer holidays. There is no international visitors of such numbers coming to your slumpolis. That is just a fact.

They still end up spending more money here.Any wonder our tourism market is bigger than yours?

You're darting around the issues. Kenya agriculture and it's entire GDP is verifiable.

The issues for example is how do you know how much cassava you produce.

You GDP will not make sense. This is an academic pursuit to help you understand what your Gov is doing to you.

It's not money in the bank. Your revenues are very shameful. Outside Oil - you got nothing.

So help us understand how you come up with production figures for crop production.

That is where we start. In kenya we have crop production boards. We also have verifiable export data. We also have verifiable formally marketed products. For example Maize - our gov buys 1-2m bags every year and stores them in strategic reserve. We have formally processed milk. We know how many flowers get flown daily to Europe. The same for nearly every crops.

You tell us that you do farm and market surveys? or how do you know how much cassava, or rice, or name it where produced - when nearly all of it is produced, consumed by the farmers and little sold in markets.

obaaderemi:
Oga, I can sense a white flag when I see one. What I have done I have done. Your GDP has been dissected. You should thank us.

Stevoh18:
The Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) has expressed interest to join the East African Community.

In a letter addressed to the current chairman of EAC Paul Kagame from DRC President Felix Tshisekedi...
Tanzania can now get lost...

Good one 80 million market
Now we need Ethiopia to join the league

obaaderemi:
They still end up spending more money here.Any wonder our terrorism market is bigger than yours?

Terrorism market

I don't think Uganda or Rwanda will agree - but we shall see. Somalia wanted in but they were refused. But we need to admit DRC Congo without much thought.

tylann:

Good one 80 million market
Now we need Ethiopia to join the league

rvp2018:
You're darting around the issues. Kenya agriculture and it's entire GDP is verifiable.

The issues for example is how do you know how much cassava you produce.

You GDP will not make sense. This is an academic pursuit to help you understand what your Gov is doing to you.

It's not money in the bank. Your revenues are very shameful. Outside Oil - you got nothing.

So help us understand how you come up with production figures for crop production
.

Of course all the details are there. They made my work easy in calculating your GDP. You even supplied some of the details. And I ended up throwing you an extra billion to cover for adjustment. You still came up short.

I am sure by now most Kenyans here hate their government as the scale fall from their eyes.

tylann:


Terrorism market

Thank you.At least Somalians don't attack us in the centre of our country.

obaaderemi:
Kikuyu1 apparently thinks only Kenya has cow dung. Cows in other African countries don't poo.

He fails to realize Nigeria has more cows than Kenya not to talk of poultry wastes which is very big business here.
Now I believe you when you opined he is dumber than rvp.

lol.... some things are just insane here. The mumu actually thought only kenya has cow that poo, he thought other African country's cow have cloaca instead of anus.

rvp2018:
I don't think Uganda or Rwanda will agree - but we shall see. Somalia wanted in but they were refused. But we need to admit DRC Congo without much thought.

Sometimes i wonder why we are called east African community

There is no unity in east African countries

Somalia could have been a burden

DRC is must i pray they get approved

obaaderemi:
Thank you.At least Somalians don't attack us in the centre of our country.

At least no part or territory of Kenya is under a terror group control

theenchanter:
lol.... some things are just insane here. The mumu actually thought only kenya has cow that poo, he thought other African country's cow have cloaca instead of anus.

A more desperate bunch of goons I have never seen.

I am only short of time - because every time we ask about your nigeria data - you'll bring up kenya data. I mean GDP of 50B cannot possibly be launching 31B dollar national budget in the next 20 mins

Your GDP cooking start from the startling agricultural data.

Again I will ask you to help us with methodology here; the source of data; and then we can begin doing the computation.

You food imports is dead give away that your productions figures are faked. You cannot fake that because other countries are reporting what they export to Nigeria.

You lack of food exports - outside cocoa and shrimps - maybe rubber, timber & lumber - is also a dead give away. You cannot cook that because the importers have to declare in their countries what they imported.

You can heckle, try to evade the questions but WE WILL BE HERE FOR LONG HAUL.THe questions is simple. WHAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR AGRICULTURE DATA. Pick any crop.

obaaderemi:
Of course all the details are there. They made my work easy in calculating your GDP. You even supplied some of the details. And I ended up throwing you an extra billion to cover for adjustment. You still came up short.

I am sure by now most Kenyans here hate their government as the scale fall from their eyes.

rvp2018:
You're darting around the issues. Kenya agriculture and it's entire GDP is verifiable.

The issues for example is how do you know how much cassava you produce.

You GDP will not make sense. This is an academic pursuit to help you understand what your Gov is doing to you.

It's not money in the bank. Your revenues are very shameful. Outside Oil - you got nothing.

So help us understand how you come up with production figures for crop production.

That is where we start. In kenya we have crop production boards. We also have verifiable export data. We also have verifiable formally marketed products. For example Maize - our gov buys 1-2m bags every year and stores them in strategic reserve. We have formally processed milk. We know how many flowers get flown daily to Europe. The same for nearly every crops.

You tell us that you do farm and market surveys? or how do you know how much cassava, or rice, or name it where produced - when nearly all of it is produced, consumed by the farmers and little sold in markets.

u're just full of cheap talk.

tylann:


At least no part or territory of Kenya is under a terror group control

Yet your boys and girls are running away to join al shabab in Somalia out of hunger.

theenchanter:
u're just full of cheap talk.

Its another way of stylishly throwing in the towel. He knows the truth already. His eyes have been opened here.

obaaderemi:
Yet your boys and girls are running away to join al shabab in Somalia out of hunger.

Yet all boko haram boys and girls are nigerians .

What cheap talk. You know when I saw Nigeria GDP figures - I was doubtful - because everything else was OFF- then I took my time - and I figured out I will start with biggest elephant in the room. Agricluture is nearly 1/4 of Nigeria GDP - about 100B dollars (Incredulously one of world HIGHEST) - and so it easy to focus on it - it very simple production figures * prices.

Oil figures are easy - Algeria and Angola produce around the same barrels per day - 2m - and we know it's exported commodity - so easy to verify.

Cocoa - also is easy to verify - you export all the beans.

Now our problem is where do you get the figures for yams, cassava, maize, rice, sorghum, millet, plantains? The figures I have seen are all estimates...not a single precise figure..just WILD ESTIMATES.

Just direct us to where - and then help us with verification.

That is what we do in Kenya - KNBS - does cross-verification. They get data from ministry or agency or board - and they cross-verify.

I am convinced once we "solve" the crop & livestock production figures - we would have discovered the cooking that Yemi Kale does at Nigerian Stats office.

theenchanter:
u're just full of cheap talk.

You are so stupid! It's a pitty!

Kazikazi:
So we can sum up by saying that is a cow dung economy?

theenchanter:
u're just full of cheap talk.

No rvp is a genius
He backs all his claims with evidence and links

You guys have refused to tell us how your 100b agriculture adds up
Rvp did it for kenya agriculture with facts and figures


And it seems you forgot the rule rvp is never wrong

That part! Would have understood if he quoted FAO

rvp2018:
Multiplying Q*P is no effort. Trusting the source of the figures is where your minister of agriculture collapsed. Last when he was asked about rice production figures that didn't make sense - he quoted indeximulli.

I mean let look at rice for example. You're still biggest world importer of rice - and yet you claim to produce what 7-8M metric tonnes of rice.

The questions is when you entire agriculture is informal - how do you come up with production data - if not guesstimate and cooking.

In fact once we unravel where you get your agricluture data - we will have unravel the cooked nigeria GDP.