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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:02am On Jun 15, 2019
i thought last year budget was $29 billion? grin
TayserMahri:


Dont you think you should be noticing the drop in budget from last yr? Im sure you didnt even know it is a drop. Where were you last year? If you made similar complaints then they have been taken into account and hence the reduction this year. If you make more noise next year it will be even lower. And tell your daughter she already in debt and she's the lucky one grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:07am On Jun 15, 2019
TayserMahri:


grin grin

Kazi and his co cosaano cant cope

I will help them, for free. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:09am On Jun 15, 2019
Kazikazi:
DRC president is in Tanzania for a 2 day official visit. These are stuff which they agreed on..

1.Extending electrified SGR from Tanzania via Rwanda to Congo - Dead!. Forget about this one happening. They will wait, wait and wait untill they realize no Tanzanian rail is forthcoming, then they will talk to Rwanda and Uganda to use Kenyan already working railway.

2.DRC application to join EAC which is headquartered in Tanzania - Their application has to be approved by all members so nada! If we say no they aint joining. Of course we wont coz this baby is ours with all her minerals!

3.Finding a permanent peace in great lakes - Its up to them not up to you! Keep your peaceful bum in Bongo

4.Supplying Swahili teachers to Congo - Ah! Dont destroy Bakongo lingala with your slow lazy Swahili. Let Congolese do their thing in Lingala. If they want to be prosperous they will come for Kenyan Swahili.

5.Air Tanzania entry into Congolese skies - Carrying five passengers to Congo?

6.Business integration between 2 nations - More like mineral madness! Two clueless nations meeting to multiply their mineral problems

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:14am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
i thought last year budget was $29 billion? grin

It was 3.07 trillion last year.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:16am On Jun 15, 2019
gallivant:


I will help them, for free. grin

Kazi especially cheesy The zeros are still rotating in his head grin

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:19am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
alcohol and cigarette smuggling from Uganda and Tanzania to get worse after the Gok increased the excise duty on the two commodities, some people who were consuming the low end beer such as Keg senator to be pushed into consuming illicit brews, i also foresee a situation where Kenyan punters will resort to using foreign bookies as opposed to local bookies thereby denying govt the very revenue they were after, this is why i say KRA should tax better

Only drunkards, chimneys and punters are complaining. I assume you are all three cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:21am On Jun 15, 2019
before stumbling upon this thread, i used to spend most of my time on nairaland on sections such as immigration and culture, and i have come to learn a lot about Nigeria from the culture section especially. i use to think that tribalism in kenya was the worse until i discovered the culture section, the the much hyped hatred between luos and kikuyus in kenya is nothing compared to igbo and yoruba hatred, in Kenya, tribes only quarrel not fight in the run up to election, after elections, we embrace each other and the journey continues for the next five years, what i have read on those sections makes me believe that tribalism in Kenya is still at infancy. Again in Kenya we do not practice ethnic nationalism, you will never hear tribes 'claiming' cities or regions and threatening other tribes with violence if they do not vote in a particular way or do certain things, am therefore submitting to us that Kenyan tribalism only exist among politicians at elections at not among the citizen because they do not want to be interrogated on issues,Nigerian should embrace one Nigeria even when politician mobilize along ethnic lines

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:26am On Jun 15, 2019
TayserMahri:


Only drunkards, chimneys and punters are complaining. I assume you are all three cheesy
i neither smoke nor drink, but i bet occasionally when there is a big sporting event such as champions league final. anyway am not in the mood for arguments, i was only pointing out a potential shift in revenue to the two countries and an increase in illicit trade.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:26am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
before stumbling upon this thread, i used to spend most of my time on nairaland on sections such as immigration and culture, and i have come to learn a lot about Nigeria from the culture section especially. i use to think that tribalism in kenya was the worse until i discovered the culture section, the the much hyped hatred between luos and kikuyus in kenya is nothing compared to igbo and yoruba hatred, in Kenya, tribes only quarrel not fight in the run up to election, after elections, we embrace each other and the journey continues for the next five years, what i have read on those sections makes me believe that tribalism in Kenya is still at infancy. Again in Kenya we do not practice ethnic nationalism, you will never hear tribes 'claiming' cities or regions and threatening other tribes with violence if they do not vote in a particular way or do certain things, am therefore submitting to us that Kenyan tribalism only exist among politicians at elections at not among the citizen because they do not want to be interrogated on issues,Nigerian should embrace one Nigeria even when politician mobilize along ethnic lines

The usual Kenyan wisdom is slowly crawling back into you. Lakini umedanganya kidogo but ni sawa cheesy

Keep up the spirit cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wvHo1ikV7w
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:28am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
i neither smoke nor drink, but i bet occasionally when there is a big sporting event such as champions league final. anyway am not in the mood for arguments, i was only pointing out a potential shift in revenue to the two countries and an increase in illicit trade.

Be good to thy neigbor!
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:28am On Jun 15, 2019
i don't mind a free lesson, education is expensive grin grin
gallivant:


I will help them, for free. grin
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:33am On Jun 15, 2019
hehe jos grin, i read somewhere one of there traditional kings threatening to throw members of a certain tribe into the lagos lagoon if they don't vote according to the wishes of the locals. i was really depressed
TayserMahri:


The usual Kenyan wisdom is slowly crawling back into you. Lakini umedanganya kidogo but ni sawa cheesy

Keep up the spirit cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wvHo1ikV7w

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by cossano(m): 12:34am On Jun 15, 2019
roundi hii watatunyonya sana grin
TayserMahri:


Be good to thy neigbor!
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:36am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
hehe jos grin, i read somewhere one of there traditional kings threatening to throw members of a certain tribe into the lagos lagoon if they don't vote according to the wishes of the locals. i was really depressed

Nairaland is enough proof that we are miles apart. The kind of language you will see here between rival Nigerian tribes can send you to jail in Kenya.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:37am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
roundi hii watatunyonya sana grin

Kidogo tu. Tumewanyonya sana cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:51am On Jun 15, 2019
All the 'jobless' participants of the thread have time to learn the ankle shake.

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 12:58am On Jun 15, 2019
TayserMahri:


Kazi especially cheesy The zeros are still rotating in his head grin

grin

At this point one has the discretion to keep on adding more zeros. I didn't pay much attention in math class but I believe it's called recurring or infinity!
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 12:59am On Jun 15, 2019
The Danail Depression, Kenya's Neighbor, Ethiopia.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by gallivant: 1:02am On Jun 15, 2019
cossano:
i don't mind a free lesson, education is expensive grin grin

Free primary education is free in Kenya. Don't thank me , I am only a participant. wink

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:07am On Jun 15, 2019
Jonraid:
So it's only Kenyans that apply? The guy comes here and advertises himself. You are so petty! It's his money ! grin

He doesn't
If you don't like how I am analysising your parasitic begging attitude then tell your people not to pick that form these year let alone apply and come down to.lagos.
Like I earlier said if it was a kenyan than was doing the same you guys would have made it the talk of the century so allow me to do what I know you guys would have done if a true local son of the soil from that resourcesless land, was doing the same.
It our money and we react like this because of you guys absolute hypocrisy and quick ability to bite the hands that feed you. We don't have problem attacking other african countries because they respect and honours the hand that puts food on their table and as well boost their economy, plus building future global acclaimed companies. If you hate nigeria as you guys are showing here why come here anually to collect funds for your startup.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:10am On Jun 15, 2019
rvp2018:
Why do have such low life expectancy without HIV-AIDS epidemics hitting your shores?. Don't celebrate yet - because once HIV-AIDS is done with Nigeria - you'll have many stories to tell.

The Aid scourge started in Congo forest and then moved to East Africa - with Uganda becoming the hardest hit in 80s and Kenya in 90s - and then it spread Southern Africa countries.

Uganda & Kenya have largely fought off the epidemics and are noted success stories in that fight. Southern Africa countries are just about turning the corner...they know understand what Kenya & Uganda went through in 80s and 90s.

Kenya saw it's life expectancy drops to low of 45yrs in 90s - as people were dying like fleas - but look - we are now on 67-69 yrs - and have changed the story completely.

Now the HIV-AIDS epidemics is turning towards West Africa - and Nigeria is not prepared to deal with it - they haven't even dealt with Polio and many diseases that have been eliminated elsewhere.

What matters in life - is PROGRESS - are you moving forward or backward.


You will suffer in that country.
After so many years of reducing that deadly virus yet you still have 1.5m out of 44m while nigeria has 1.9m out of 200million and it's still decreasin rapidly. By 2030 we would have wipe that nonsense
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:12am On Jun 15, 2019
gallivant:


grin

At this point one has the discretion to keep on adding more zeros. I didn't pay much attention in math class but I believe it's called recurring or infinity!

Clearly you did the mathematics in Tanzania. Infinity is what they would have called it in a Tanzanian village. Otherwise you were to call it recurring on the Kenyan side. cheesy
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:14am On Jun 15, 2019
Hog Charge, the junior version of Rhino charge in the glorius 254.

Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:15am On Jun 15, 2019
obaaderemi:
The word KENYA is blur on Ujuri's shirt.

Duh! tongue
See a clearer picture here:
Can I hear you say NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol he took that long ugly skinny leg that looks like the neck of a giraffe from his kenyan side but retained that perfect nigerian charm from his father side who is a nigerian.
All thanks to our ancestors for good looks cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:19am On Jun 15, 2019
Kazikazi grin grin grin grin

You need to do sports on a serious note.

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:19am On Jun 15, 2019
rvp2018:
What makes you think they don't exist in kenya cities smiley. We are building inter-changes deep in rural areas along key corrindors.

Interchanges in rural kenya
1) Njoro Interchange
2) Mau Summit Interchange






Nah you need to start from basic stuff like constructing more roads cause the total kilometer you construct anually is not up to 600Km.No wonder you have less than 10,000km of tarred roads after 56 years of independence. This begs the question what have yyou been doing with all those chinese loan all this years?
If you are going to be somebody's slaves atleast let it's be worth it
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:22am On Jun 15, 2019
rvp2018:
We have more budget than you.Why can't we not do more infrastructure. If we start counting fly over bridges in Kenya - dude - we will ran out of space. Before we get to other cities like Mombasa

Thika road alone has like 20 smiley Outering has like 10?; Southern By-pass has like 10: bla bla

And we are just getting started. We are spending I think 4B dollars on infrastructure this year alone.

BUDGET speaketh - when this thread started we had budget about 15B dollars - now it's double.

By 2023/2024 - we would be spending 60B dollars - and then by then we would have bridge most of our infrastructure deficit - and will be aiming at south africa kind of infrastructure.




You talk and you dream alot.
What has your budget done on your roads
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:24am On Jun 15, 2019
THe mighty Lagos has over 100 slums housing over 70 % of La-Goose-ans. Jus sayin. cheesy

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by samorobo: 1:25am On Jun 15, 2019
rvp2018:
Federal budget - you state budgets are very minuscule - outside of Lagos. I know there is a crazy governor in Cross Rivers who doesn't know what budget is - but generally your states are indebted to the eyeballs - and have huge problems paying salaries - leave alone funding infrastructure.


Hahaha. Those project he showed you are very expensive and are funded by state budget not federal .
With your federal budget people still ride on old dusty resourcesless soil
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:25am On Jun 15, 2019
TayserMahri:
The Danail Depression, Kenya's Neighbor, Ethiopia.
“Danakil”

The Afar ppl are one of the toughest in the world.

Recently I was watching a documentary by a man from your country (he is white though). He went to Danakil and Tigray but mostly in Danakil. Great video. The title I think is “fearless chef Ethiopia”.
Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:27am On Jun 15, 2019
wendem TayserMahri,

A good Ethiopian/Sudanese mix song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPgTrAz2RBw

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Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Nobody: 1:37am On Jun 15, 2019
Hati13:

“Danakil”

The Afar ppl are one of the toughest in the world.

Recently I was watching a documentary by a man from your country (he is white though). He went to Danakil and Tigray but mostly in Danakil. Great video. The title I think is “fearless chef Ethiopia”.

Tried to search for the video but couldnt find it. Any links. Danakil fascinates me.

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