Cumtroller:

I once had an Afonja colleague who came over to my apartment for a office assignment. He defecated in my toilet and did not flush.

The dirty animal also didn’t wash his hands. I strongly suspect he did not make use of tissue paper to wipe his anvs. Wanted to shake me afterwards.

I came to the conclusion that all Afonja’s are pigs in human form. Not fit to live amongst humans.

Eranko.

All of you now are forming hosts; who come be the guests?

Aabheaven:
Ok, One thing guests usually do at my place I do not like especially ladies is not knowing when to leave and it is sometimes annoying. I will have to pretend am going out so that they will understand. Some male folks can be coming when u are done cooking and about to eat always. Lets make it fun.



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Sitting on the bed when there is a chair.


Asking me whether I no cook, even when I have offered you drink and snacks.


Judging my crib.

Bringing uninvited friends along with them.

Pelaiye2703:
Taking away my foodstuffs e.g. Sardine, Noodles, Milk. I always buy them in packs, they never knew I’m saving for the dry season.

This one don turn stealing ooo.

Cumtroller why are you doing this to your folks?

Cumtroller:

I once had an Afonja colleague who came over to my apartment for a office assignment. He defecated in my toilet and did not flush.

The dirty animal also didn’t wash his hands. I strongly suspect he did not make use of tissue paper to wipe his anvs. Wanted to shake me afterwards.

I came to the conclusion that all Afonja’s are pigs in human form. Not fit to live amongst humans.

Pidginwhisper:
Overstaying is the main problem for me. No matter how close we are or how much i like you. Do not overstay

GBAM!

If you don't need someone in your house let them know straight up �� better than acting naive

Na format

landmark86:
It much painful when a lady came on a visit and tel me " please can I make use of your toilet I want to change my PAD", my head will ring griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
When have already gotten a pack of condom from a near by chemist before her coming.

That's bad market, I neva pray for such again.

QueenSekxy:

Lol. My best friend is a talkative.
Lol, I used to manage her like that but it has reached my neck. I stopped visiting her cos of her loquacious nature. Whenever she tells me she's coming over, I will give her a story. I prefer seeing her once in a while when I know that I've really missed her gist.
Lol, but seeing her everyday with the talking talking makes me get tired of her, So, what I do is to make sure she stays long before we see and gist.

Telling me lots of stories can cause me headache.

And u called her your best friend

Hmmm

The ones that will enter my kitchen, take whatever they see then come and still be dragging charger with me and still ask me to open my lappy so they can use it to browse

Cumtroller:

I once had an Afonja colleague who came over to my apartment for a office assignment. He defecated in my toilet and did not flush.

The dirty animal also didn’t wash his hands. I strongly suspect he did not make use of tissue paper to wipe his anvs. Wanted to shake me afterwards.

I came to the conclusion that all Afonja’s are pigs in human form. Not fit to live amongst humans.

It would seem that the Yoruba race's the cause of your unending and painful orgasm.

Littering my sitting room with food crumbs

Changing tv channel without my permission

Disturbing my sleep by watching tv at odd hours

EXLOVER:
When I'm having a female visitor after all my investment, you as my male visitor suppose clear way for me to enjoy the fruit of my labour, but na that time you go wan pull your shirt say NEPA dor bring light you wan charge phone, begin tell unfunny jokes just to impress my girl.



That thing vex me die.

.........and after small time the babe will be like..."i want to get going bla bla bla" las las d guy go cut ticket

Mine has to be when they visit and are about to leave but not even try to dress where they just stood up from especially the females

ruggedtimi:
Talking to another guy on the phone for a longtime.

Sitting on the chair rather they should sit on the bed.

Coming with their friend( escort )

.......dat moment you'll know ur village pipu have upgraded to 4G

for ladies... over staying is number one, at least even president tenure de expire! in make new government enter...
the guys sha na all those ones wew think say them follow you pay rent , enter your kitchen at will, change the tv station, and some small small gossips...
and lastly na those set of morons wey go carry shoes enter your house, at the same time use the toilet without flushing.

Okay tell us!!!!

Aabheaven:
Have u met ladies that cross boundaries on first visit. I have seen that on two occasions at a friend place in VI. smh

There are numerous scenarios
1. You come in and see me seriously working with my laptop on my bed, I have given you your chair and water to drink only for me to go stretch myself outside and come back to find you on my bed with my laptop doing what I don't know. I stood for 5 minutes thinking you will have sense and go back to your chair while I continue working with my system but you did not even "send" me. Are you normal?!

2. You did not inform me you're coming only for you to come in and before exchanging pleasantries you are asking me "where the food?" I smiled and say "how are you?" but you are still asking me "baba where the food na" Shebi you are a chief longerthroat? better calm down before I change it for you.

3. You come in when i'm reading a book I must cover before the day runs out. You removed my charger from my phone and put in yours, I did not talk o. Now you ask me to "abeg on hotspot" for you. I did. Shebi you should allow me focus on my book now but you enter instagram and started watching funny video and lauging out loud expecting me to laugh with you when you are using my charger and hotspot to do nonsense and distracting my reading Come next time whether I will open door for you.

4. You come to my house with two to tiree of your friends and you have the mind to ask them to feel at home that it's your second house. Before I know it you are in my milk and cornflakes department trying to help yourself when you did not come with any to my house. Continue, there is always a next time.

5. This one happened in my final year in 2014, a familiar girl visited her friend in my lodge and the aroma of my stew attracted her to my room. She said she must eat o and I told her to bring plate and fetch rice and stew. When this girl left I inspected my stew and out of 7 meats, 5 was gone! Shebi it is bad to be good ni I have since forgiven her but no lady has been given express access to my pot of soup ever since.

Lol many more funny and annoying scenarios but last last we have to get used to our close friends and help them to know what we like and what we dislike. The ones that have sense will adjust but the ones without sense should be avoided because na peace of mind sure pass o. Make we self also watch our moves when we visit others, thanks.

Elinosweet143:
I hate pretence with passion, some people will visit u and when offered something, they'll just be pretending like, is dis food hmmm... Let me just manage, b4 u knw what's up ur pot is empty

hahahahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaah(my stomach).....i can relate that also. There's one of my street guy like dat due to family we met in sch,this guy will complain and indirect pain me but las las ur pot will finish Imagine i brought a plate of food and even added from d pot and my guy ate like 70% which kind wahala be dis. Las las sometimes if i finish cooking its jst to lock from inside codedly only to open 4 familiar peeps

ruggedtimi:
Talking to another guy on the phone for a longtime.

Sitting on the chair rather they should sit on the bed.

Coming with their friend( escort )

THIS one na strait to action matter o... no dulling moment

mhizsuzzy:


And u called her your best friend

You can still see the flaws in someone even tho they're your friend

Telling me shes hungry everytime she visit me. Witout even ask maybe me self av eaten

Some people common sense will not tell them to remove your shoes. Na to climb carpet wey me no climb with shoe. I coded tell one of ma guy, he said he doesnt like removing shoes except when he wants to go to bed. Me be like na my house u go come march my carpet anyhow. Smh

This bet9ja guy above me sef. What exactly re NL mods doing?

1Sharon:


But I thought weed makes ppl relax

Weed highness pop like bubbles, at some point you would feel like talking, but most times you feel relaxed. How you control the urge to talk shows strong your head is.. Some people just cant shut up when it strikes them.

ruggedtimi:
Talking to another guy on the phone for a longtime.

Sitting on the chair rather they should sit on the bed.

Coming with their friend( escort )

Very good Bad guy.

walking into my sitting room with Sandy shoes... lying down and putting ur nonsense legs on my couch.....


na vex I go just dey vex till u go...

Staying around way past my lunch time, especially when I've no provision to share my food.