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Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 11:36pm On Jun 11, 2019 |
I have always pondered this since I learnt what happens to people when they are being tortured to death. Xtians, what do you think? 1 Like |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by tyup(m): 11:42pm On Jun 11, 2019 |
advocate666: Of all things that's only what ur fishy brain is concerned about ![]() The only reply i have for you is pity ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MikeBetty(m): 12:37am On Jun 12, 2019 |
You Do Err, You Perish Out Of Lack Of Knowledge. May Jesus Forgive You. 3 Likes |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by ultimatekint(m): 6:58am On Jun 12, 2019 |
I don't know what to say as regards your question.But na wa for you oooooo! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 4:45am On Jun 15, 2019 |
They said he was human so he must have shat himself. 3 Likes |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MrPresident1: 5:55am On Jun 15, 2019 |
advocate666: He is God in flesh, fully God, fully man. When he was being crucified, he was subject to the frailities of the flesh, and of mortality too. He man-ed up and took it all. So, your conclusion cannot be far-fetched. He is back now, and the Bible says all eyes will see him, including those that pierced him. I hope you are not one of them sha ![]() ![]() Revelation 1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 6:34am On Jun 15, 2019 |
MrPresident1: Leave your future predictions. We are talking of the past. But why wordhip a God shitting himself in public? 4 Likes |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MrPresident1: 7:07am On Jun 15, 2019 |
What had to be done was done. It is now the turn of babylon and her agents ![]() advocate666: |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by cosymyman: 12:26pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
Hmm... |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
MikeBetty: Just for asking a question? |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 7:51pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
He might have been fasting |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by orisa37: 8:11pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
No. By Divine Power, He stopped it till He was buried. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MuttleyLaff: 2:37am On Jun 16, 2019 |
advocate666:AlfaSeltzer or whatever other moniker you go by, they think this question smells like a gust of wind from the anus of Satan your head honcho. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by OtemAtum: 2:41am On Jun 16, 2019 |
MikeBetty:Jesus, a fictitious character cannot be offended by a real being like the OP not to talk of forgiving. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MuttleyLaff: 3:23am On Jun 16, 2019 |
OtemAtum:All those who deny Christ, are sent out by the anti Christ spirit |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by aadoiza: 5:09am On Jun 16, 2019 |
What kind of stupid question is this ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 7:41am On Jun 16, 2019 |
chinedumo: He supposedly ate the last supper so no he wasn't fasting. When a person dies the sphincter muscles are loosed allowing piss and shit to escape. It is reasonable that if Jesus died on the cross that he did shit and piss in a similar manner. 3 Likes |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 10:46am On Jun 16, 2019 |
LordReed: That was hours ago. Little wine and bread. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 11:47am On Jun 16, 2019 |
aadoiza: Historical research is not stupid. 1 Like |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 11:49am On Jun 16, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Intelligent reasoning is like a pungent wind to a godly person. Otem21:21 |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by MuttleyLaff: 11:54am On Jun 16, 2019 |
advocate666:True intelligent reasoning is pretending to be a fool, in front of a fool, the likes of advocate666 aka AlfaSeltzer, who pretends to be intelligent. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by helinues: 12:15pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Which question person no go see for NL NL ogba awon kolo people 1 Like |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 1:30pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
chinedumo: No, they ate a meal then after which he gave them bread and wine Matthew 26 26 And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, [c]blessed and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, “Take, eat; this is My body.” And even if it was only bread and wine he was not fasting neither will it have stopped him from voiding his bowels. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by Nobody: 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
I would say that in a sense that Jesus defecated into Satan mouth, and made sure he felt the full impact of His Holy shyt in his demonic bowels while he was on the cross, so all the food that Satan had stolen from man in the beginning, he would vomit them out. So that next time when sees man's food, he would think twice before coming to thief it. ![]() |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 2:26pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
jesusjnr: ![]() |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by Missbee99: 8:52pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Nothing Musa nor go see for gate |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by HappyPagan: 9:25pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
chinedumo:Small poop then. Poor guy must have been terrified. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 8:04am On Jun 17, 2019 |
HappyPagan: Might have purged earlier. Pooping isn't an issue though. He was Stark naked. Dick dangling. Hard and soft. Crucifixion is worse than pooping. Do you think victims of jungle Justice poop their pants? He doesn't need to die to poop. The pain was too much why would he bother holding it in. Back then it was common sight. Crucifixion and other outlandish capital purnishment. The emotion he was feeling wasn't terror. He was expecting it. Love for mankind. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 9:46am On Jun 17, 2019 |
chinedumo: I like you you went from out right denial to wholehearted embrace. LMAO! |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 1:01pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
LordReed: I didn't deny. Just explored options. Pooping isn't the only possible outcome |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 1:30pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
chinedumo: You were positing that he didn't eat so he couldn't have pooped. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 5:02pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
LordReed: I said are little hours ago. His bowels would be empty. His arrest and crucifixion were hours apart. He was crucified 9 am. While in Roman captivity, he could have asked to use the loo. Jesus eats and uses the loo unless on long periods of fast. Doing number 2 on the cross could be or couldn't be. |
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