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Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by iTearHerToto: 10:01am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Please ensure you type "I'm so sorry" like you just saw your nakked dad's flaccid diccck and leave instantly if you do not belong to the Vaseline crew worldwide. By so doing you will be exempted from the number of members that are going to be recorded in this prestigious census. You only have to view once so I'll record the exact number of Vaseline members we have here On no condition should a member of the crew view this thread and attempt viewing again. Failure to do so your dicck shall be prosecuted by the almighty Vaseline crew iffa LuciferKristi and thereafter hanged by the twain titled chief judge and hangsman of the unconquerable crew i.e SageMK What I'm trying to say is your dicck would be doomed and there shall be no pusssy or kids for you hereafter. That means you are wasted,.. If you trying to be shady about it then go ahead and disobey the rules. But do not come back here to open a thread on how miserable your life has become Pukes Census begins today time 10am and ends 10pm on Tuesday. Results shall be announced by the Chief Secretary of the Crew Mr. Adenuga Okeke aka Smellysperm on Wednesday 10am. Please kindly ensure that the rules of this census are followed so we come out with accurate results. Thanxx! Let's begin! Signed: Secretary General Vaseline Crew (iTearherTotoRun) [img]https:///view/zip-it-zip-on-gif-12388353.gif[/img] 4 Likes |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by iammo1(m): 10:42am On Jun 16, 2019 |
youths in china are figuring how to change science while westerner are defending their research and invention.... sadly Dunce africans are perfecting and talking about the act of wannnnking . 9 Likes |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by iTearHerToto: 10:54am On Jun 16, 2019 |
160+ vaseline members recorded in less than an hour Wow I'm impressed for the first time on Nairaland This is worth celebrating... [img]https:///view/wtfdance-funny-wtf-lol-omg-gif-5056011.gif[/img] For this I shall pay my blessed Vaseline a visit before the end of the day...... [img]https:///view/jim-zip-gif-13345700.gif[/img] Eniola my afonja babe will be pissed she's not going to have a diccck today but who cares She will have to wait. Afterall Vaseline is the reason why I always tear her toto wide and last more than 40secs. Wait I'm not gonna do this here. Today is to be fun... Therefore let unimportant things be where they already are. Pukes 4 Likes |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by Benjaniblinks(m): 11:07am On Jun 16, 2019 |
It Shall Nt Be Well With Arsenal. |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 11:18am On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT:welcome back. I haven't seen your posts in a while |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 11:18am On Jun 16, 2019 |
I'm so sorry 1 Like |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by nopretense: 11:27am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Hi everyone. Trust you're having a great weekend. A female friend of mine just secured a self-contained apartment at Olasepe Estate, Denro (#100 bike to Ojodu Berger, #50 sometimes). The estate is properly planned, highly secure and very close to the main road (I've been there). She needs a decent female roommate who will only pay a token of 40k (rent expires next year June). She claims she needs a gist partner (lool). She's cool to be with, I bet there'd be no hassle. If you are interested or you know anyone who might be, pls send me a mail or call/text 08037891605 so I can link you guys. Cheers! |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by AnalQueenluci: 11:30am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Wat about the P.R.O of vaseline crew iamplato |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by Benjaniblinks(m): 11:31am On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT:but Sure Say Next Na Us Get Next Primer League. |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by crowley(m): 11:35am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Bastard Vaseline Crew Census My Ass!!! iTearHerToto we don dey watch you since. your madness don ripe ni?? we dey come for you Pukes 1 Like |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by Benjaniblinks(m): 11:36am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Useless Thread. 1 Like |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by crowley(m): 11:38am On Jun 16, 2019 |
lilianofentse:Na you i even find reach this madman post.. How far your story na? just 1 episode & i was enjoying it already. |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 12:02pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT:what did you do this time? |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by stieyven(m): 12:05pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
iTearHerToto:Remember that you will stand before God on judgement day and repeat these words you typed here. 2 Likes |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 12:12pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT: |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 12:15pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT:I've been very lazy this week. I'll soon update though. |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by lilianofentse(f): 12:19pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
NLTerrorisT:sure |
Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by FatherBona: 12:24pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
iammo1:help me tell him Tomorrow he will drive to another thread with his offensive moniker to beg for God's favours 1 Like
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Re: Vaseline Crew Census (view Only Once) by iTearHerToto: 1:59pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
stieyven:Pukes
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