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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:11pm On Jun 16, 2019
One bottle of STAR for our new members!
emitope
9benz
grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:50pm On Jun 16, 2019
Happy Sunday guys!

AKPOS VS PASTOR

A coversation between Akpos and his pastor...
PASTOR: When the Lord flooded the Earth with water, how many people were left after the flood? undecidedundecided
AKPOS: Nine coolcool
PASTOR: No, they were eight smileysmiley
AKPOS: No, they were nine coolcool
PASTOR: Akpos, look at this picture and tell me how many people you see. smileysmileysmiley
AKPOS: (Counting) 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8!
PASTOR: Now, how many are they?
AKPOS: Nine smileysmileysmiley
PASTOR: Ahn ahn, why are you saying nine even after counting? angryangryangry
AKPOS: Pastor, you've been FOOLED grin, What about the photographer that took their pix, is he not a human being? gringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous? undecided


This is because he sells fish, i.e, he's selfish!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Because his business allows him to sell fish (selfish)


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
emitope!
wizi44!
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh? undecided


He weighs the meat to be sold on the scale

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2019
Meat

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
9benz:
;DWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro :oWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro
wink welcome bro

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh? undecided
he weighs "meat"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:22pm On Jun 16, 2019
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff angry


Meat

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:27pm On Jun 16, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh? undecided
the meat

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:34am On Jun 17, 2019
THE PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE

I feel like running into werey mode now.
I was the 400th person on an ATM gallery queue today, but you should all know that I'm a patient man, I strictly obey the proverb that says, "the patient dog eats the fattest bone grin."
I didn't complain wink. I unflinchingly waited from 8:30am to 9:00pm when it got to my turn. I bounced to the ATM machine nodding my head to no music cool.
I stylishly brought out my ATM card smiling smiley, only to discover that all these while, I've been holding my WAEC ID card instead of my ATM card! shockedlipsrsealedembarassed
gringringringringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:56am On Jun 17, 2019
grin grin nice one bro grin grin grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:58am On Jun 17, 2019
pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff angry


Meat
angry angry we deserve a break from hard ones angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2019
Nayo08:
angry angry we deserve a break from hard ones angry

Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2019
pu7pl3:


Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with
sad all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy sad

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Bitnet(m): 1:42pm On Jun 17, 2019
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:26pm On Jun 17, 2019
Nayo08:
sad all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy sad
Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:21pm On Jun 17, 2019
BankyGee:

Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight smiley
pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff angry


Meat
undecided are you happy now
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:07pm On Jun 17, 2019
Nayo08:
undecided are you happy now

Yes...yes i am

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Odinakatechboy: 8:24pm On Jun 17, 2019

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:28pm On Jun 17, 2019
pu7pl3:


Yes...yes i am
grin lol grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2019
Answers to Riddle
- He weighs meat


Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
otiwisdom!
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
wizi44!

*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:20pm On Jun 17, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that which you break by even naming it? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:22pm On Jun 17, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that which you break even by mentioning it? undecided
silence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2019
Silence. Still easy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2019
Silence.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:20pm On Jun 17, 2019
Silence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:08am On Jun 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

What is that which you break by even naming it? undecided


Silence

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:03am On Jun 18, 2019
Nelsonmande106:
See below
we don't do this here let it be your first and the last

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:40am On Jun 18, 2019
Nayo08:
we don't do this here let it be your first and the last
Yeah, thread captain, tell 'im... From now on, you have the authority to click (Report) on any noisemaker's post to delete 'em angry

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