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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:11pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
One bottle of STAR for our new members! emitope 9benz
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:50pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Happy Sunday guys! AKPOS VS PASTOR A coversation between Akpos and his pastor... PASTOR: When the Lord flooded the Earth with water, how many people were left after the flood? AKPOS: Nine PASTOR: No, they were eight AKPOS: No, they were nine PASTOR: Akpos, look at this picture and tell me how many people you see. AKPOS: (Counting) 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8! PASTOR: Now, how many are they? AKPOS: Nine PASTOR: Ahn ahn, why are you saying nine even after counting? AKPOS: Pastor, you've been FOOLED , What about the photographer that took their pix, is he not a human being? TO BE CONTINUED 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:28pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
BankyGee: This is because he sells fish, i.e, he's selfish! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Because his business allows him to sell fish (selfish) Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! emitope! wizi44! pu7pl3! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:03pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
BankyGee: He weighs the meat to be sold on the scale 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by otiwisdom: 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Meat 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
9benz:welcome bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
BankyGee:he weighs "meat" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:22pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff Meat 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:27pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
BankyGee:the meat 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:34am On Jun 17, 2019 |
THE PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE I feel like running into werey mode now. I was the 400th person on an ATM gallery queue today, but you should all know that I'm a patient man, I strictly obey the proverb that says, "the patient dog eats the fattest bone ." I didn't complain . I unflinchingly waited from 8:30am to 9:00pm when it got to my turn. I bounced to the ATM machine nodding my head to no music . I stylishly brought out my ATM card smiling , only to discover that all these while, I've been holding my WAEC ID card instead of my ATM card! TO BE CONTINUED 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:56am On Jun 17, 2019 |
nice one bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:58am On Jun 17, 2019 |
pu7pl3:we deserve a break from hard ones 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Nayo08: Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
pu7pl3:all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Bitnet(m): 1:42pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:26pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Nayo08:Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:21pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:07pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Nayo08: Yes...yes i am
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Odinakatechboy: 8:24pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:28pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
pu7pl3:lol |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:59pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Answers to Riddle - He weighs meat Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ayanfe29! otiwisdom! Nayo08! pu7pl3! wizi44! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:20pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS What is that which you break by even naming it? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:22pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
BankyGee:silence 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Silence. Still easy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:19pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Silence. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:20pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Silence 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 5:08am On Jun 18, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:03am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Nelsonmande106:we don't do this here let it be your first and the last 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:40am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Nayo08:Yeah, thread captain, tell 'im... From now on, you have the authority to click (Report) on any noisemaker's post to delete 'em 2 Likes 1 Share
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