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Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by OtemAtum: 5:06pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
advocate666:Lol, where do you find Otem 21:21 ![]() You should have called on me, let me give you an authentic reference from the Book of Universal History. Anyway, I like your quotation. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 5:55pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
chinedumo: Like all of that matters. On death the sphincter muscles loosen, you think because you don't feel pressed or you haven't eaten since the last night that there is nothing in your bowels or bladder? And you think the man who was beaten and treated like a criminal and tortured was afforded the dignity of voiding his bowels while in captivity for less than 5hrs (during which he never even had a moment of respite)? Man you are really grasping for straws. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 7:27pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
LordReed:very much possible. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 7:30pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
chinedumo: Tell that to hospital nurses that have to take care of the soiled sheets of people on drip. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 7:36pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
LordReed:What are the chances he also defecated in the grave? What are the chances he defecated while Roman soldiers whipped him. Plenty chance while he carried the Cross Plenty chances pre cross, cross, post cross. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 8:37pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
chinedumo: And now shift to absurdity. I am done with this conversation. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by Dantedasz(m): 10:17pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 11:01pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Dantedasz: Where is that hit head on the wall picture, it is most appropriate at this point. LMAO! |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 11:49pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
LordReed: Come on. Creative thinking. Why do you think surgeons insist you don't eat 6 hours before surgery? Last supper to 9am crucifixion is more than 5 hours. The women had to prepare his body for burial. clean him up isn't that right? Like seriously are you missing the fact that Pilate sent him to Herod? He could be pressed all that while. Royals would expect some decency in their court. Shit smell together with flies is indecent. Artful doger. Bowel movement watcher. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by Dantedasz(m): 6:57am On Jun 18, 2019 |
LordReed: I warned you that the indoctrination is so strong that at times it feels like you are slamming your head against a brick wall. ![]() There was a thread I was reading yesterday where one guy was assuring his audience that he is gonna have earth shattering sexx with Angel's when he gets to heaven. It was hilarious... |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 7:04am On Jun 18, 2019 |
Dantedasz: Wow, it seems the idea of sex in Christian heaven is beginning to get around. Link to the thread? |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by Dantedasz(m): 7:24am On Jun 18, 2019 |
LordReed: Sex with angels ![]() Anyway here you are. ENJOY. https://www.nairaland.com/5247102/there-sex-heaven |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 9:25pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
chinedumo: That god just shat everywhere. ![]() |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 9:31pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: I don't pretend. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by chinedumo(m): 8:26am On Jun 19, 2019 |
advocate666: I am more sure he bleed everywhere. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by lastmessenger: 10:51am On Jun 19, 2019 |
LordReed:The bible didn't give details of His body functions when he was hung. But if its true that He passed out feaces just save us,I think He is glad he did it anyway. Now The Man who probably poo on his body is coming back as a lion to devour those who pierced him and to defeat the enemy forever and ever. |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by LordReed(m): 11:20am On Jun 19, 2019 |
lastmessenger: Coming Soon™ |
Re: Did Jesus Defecate On Himself When He Was Nailed On The Cross. by advocate666: 1:30pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
chinedumo: What? He was menstruating as well? |
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