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Title: Cum Inside.
Genre: Humor, Erotic, Romance.
Author: Olamider Akanbi.
Publisher: Boda Ola Writes.

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Episode 1



Hello everyone bodaola is here again! My Matter Don Cast!

Am finished! Haaaa! Am ruined! My career have ended! My life has been damaged. (crying)

Kuku kill me! Tinuke kuku kill me! (Crying and rolling on the floor).

Let me tell you guyz what happened!

Last week, my girlfriend Funke travelled to Lagos to celebrate the Christmas with her family.

Before she left, we had a good time, i rough handle her to the fullest that even if it takes her 8months to return, i won't worry about kpanshing.

But i don't know why, we men can never be satisfied. We just want to be having it all seconds, even on the road. 'Abi i lie?'

Moving forward. I escorted her to the park and help her carry some luggages. We got to the park too early, so we had to wait for the bus to be filled with passengers before the driver can start the journey.

We both sat at the back sit inside the bus and wait for passengers to come while we do some 'telemundo kind of smooches'.

Atlease now! She will be away for two weeks so i have to complete my dosage.

Some 'bad belle' conductors peeped us and gossiped about us in Yoruba not knowing we understood.

'Were lawon eleyi o, won fe dobo ninu oko o (this ones are mad o, they want to kpansh inside the bus o)'. One said jokingly to another.

'Nto ba wuyi ni ke so. Ko sa kan yi (say anything you like, it's none if your business)'. I fired back as Funke robbed my chest romantically.

'esa ma ba oko je fumi pelu gbogbo iranu te nse (please you people should not spoil my bus with the rubbish you are doing)'. The driver said jokingly.

'Kilon se yin baba, se sewe ri ni, ki lon tayin Lara si'. (What's wrong with you baba, didn't you enjoy your youth age)'. Funke responded as i laughed.

The conductors and other passengers around also laughed and we all had fun cracking jokes.

Its about 7:30a.m, after waiting for two good hours in the bus. Finally the bus is filled up with passengers. I paid for her trip and she collected a ticket from the conductor.

It's time for the bus to move. My eyes became wet as i became emotional.

'I will miss you sugar'. I said to her as i look through the window of the bus where she sat.

'I will miss you more baby'. She said as she stretched to pecked me on my cheek.

'Aunty ekoshi lo ejo. Osa ro (Aunty shift please. It's too early to start seeing rubbish.)' A female passenger sitting next to her said aggressively.

'Ejo kilode! Se mo joko si yin lori ni? Teba lomo ke bole (please what happen! Am i sitting on your head? If you know you don't want to travel again, you can drop from the bus).' Funke fired backed angrily as i calm her down and settle the quarrel between the two of them.

'Yoruba people and their wahala'. I said to myself.

The bus finally took off as i stand and see it fade out.

Standing beside the road, I started having a good feeling.

'Home alone! Time to smash Sandra my new catch to the fullest'. I said to myself as i smiled.

No! Don't say i like kpanshing. If you are a guy reading this piece and you are already judging me, something is wrong with your head. Me and you know that we love kpanshing. That's what keep us moving. Maybe you are even worst than i do.

They say if a man don't drink, don't smoke, he will shaa womanize. So please, let me womanize in peace! (angry).

And if you are girl reading this piece, don't feel as if my girlfriend is not lucky for having a cheating boyfriend. See make i tell you something. All if us nah thief, i fit better pass your boyfriend. You know how many times i have seen Arinze your boyfriend with... Never mind, I don't want this to get messy. (Lol)

As i was saying, i crossed to the otherside of the road and board a cab to go back home.

I was already feeling empty. I yawn consecutively. I know i had to eat something because i was an Ulcer patient as at then.

I got to my junction and dropped from the cab. Brought out my wallet and stretch my a Hundred Naira Note to the driver through the window and he collected it.

'Oga this money no good o'. He said as he crosschecked the money.

'e be like say you dey print money abi, how you go tell me say that money no good, wetin do am?' I said feeling less concern as i worked away and he zoomed off.

'You for no collect am nah. Me wey need money like mumu'. I said to myself thinking about how am going to get something to eat before i collapse.

'Hmmhmm! No! Don't say i like food, some of you now have started saying in your mind. 'Ola like food o! Ola like food o! 11a.m, person never chop morning food., nah till i die? Me wey i know how i take dig well till daybreak'.(lol)

It's an Xmass week, all those Igbo restaurants in my area all travelled, and i don't eat Hausa food. Not that their food is not sweet, the thing is i grew up with Igbo food. I don't joke with Akpu and Ofuapu soup. I can run naked for that meal. (Lol)

'Abi let me call Sandra to cook and bring for me while i take snacks first?' I asked myself.

I brought my phone from my pocket to dial her number when a call came in. It was Ngozi my ex girlfriend that dumped me for one Mumu boy that cashed Out from is 'Yahoo Yahoo' and Fraud activities and bought one stupid Toyota Camry. Toyota Camry that will kill him las las. He took my babe away from me with just Toyota Camry. (Sobbing).

Haaa! Oluwa magbagbe mi i won make this moni! I no wan take the same step i take last year wey no work for me. If we no buy the Benz wetin we gain oooo! Wetin we gain. If we no buy the Lamborghini wetin we gain ooooo! Wetin we gain. Victor Adere thanks for that motivating song. (Crying)

I waited a jiffy before picking, she wouldn't feel as if i was desperate to hear from her.

Nogozi: 'Hello!'

Me: Hello (Frowning).

Ngozi: Am fine, where are you?.

Me: Am at home? (Lied)

Ngozi: you are not at home. Stop lying? (aggressively)

Me: How do you mean?

Ngozi: where exactly are you? Am at the front of your house as we speak (worriedly)

Me: OK! Give me five minutes, i will meet you (anxiously).

Ngozi: don't waste my time o. Or else i will go back to my house.

Me: don't worry, you will see me in a jiffy (running home).

She then dropped the call.

Now wait! Please let's analyze this. I was hungry, One! And having Ulcer, Two! A girl was at my place without telling me. Three! Mumu me! I rushed down home without looking for what to eat, Four!

Can you see that i'm stupid. No! Wait! Tell me that. I give you the order. I'm stupid. Mumu me! Kai! Mumu me! Get behind me satan! (Crying)



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Episode 2


I shaaa got home after a long run. Met her outside dressed sexy and she gave me a warm hug.

'Wow! Is this you'. I said as i starred
'Yaaa. It's me o my dear'. She responded.

'You are looking so sweet' I replied with pleasant expressions as i opened the padlock with the key.

'Thanks Dear'. She replied blushing.
'You can come inside'. I said as i went inside and switched on the fan.

'Ok'... She said as she hopped in with her hand bag.

'Wow. Your room is nice. Your changed the settings'. She said.

'Yes, I have to make it look nice so you can feel comfortable as a queen'. I flattered.

'Mtcheeew! You and this your sweet mouth. Hope your girlfriend is not around o, I don't want her to meet me here. I hate embarrassment'. She said as she moved to sit on the bed.

In my mind, i was like 'wafe ku lale yi, ma te so ju e lale yi (reminisce song)'.

'Me? Girlfriend? Since you left me, I'v been alone. I don't even have time for myself not to talk of have time for any girl'. I said pretending to be emotional.

She sighed and said, 'am sorry for leaving, it wasn't my fault. My friends pushed me'.

'Wait o! She came to beg? After leaving my broke ass for a yahoo boy? Abi EFCC don carry the boy?'. I thinked.

But come to think if it. Women get power o! Could you believed I've forgotten about hunger. Chai! Men! We just mumu! Yes we mumu. No be only me mumu. This mumu is collective.

'It's OK'. I said as i walked to the fridge and bring out two cans of Amstel Malta. Served her on the table and also served my self as i sat close to her. We drink gently as we discussed.

I decided to play music with my phone plugged to my Home Theatre's Auxiliary cable. I tried searching for a song that will spice up the show. 'John Legend All Of Me' came through. I played and we both along.

In my mind, I was singing 'Wizkid's i want i want your bady sleeping in my bed'. I don't have all those white men romance that do take long time. Am Nigerian side from the west side. If you are a Yoruba here lemme hear you say yeeh! yeeh! (in WizKids voice)

I started coming more closer as we sing along. I touched her softly on her neck and she and she looked at me filled with emotions. I move close to kiss her and she.... Oh Shit! She declined.

'Hope no one saw me shaa, there's no harm in trying again. You must do o. Forget all this one wey you dey do. Nah initial gragra. After that stupid boy have used and remain you. That boy will not find peace.(crying)

She declined but i ignore being affected by that as i tried pushing on. I touched her softly. On her face and dragged my hands down to her breast and press........

'Hey oyah! All the children here should go home. Oyah go home. You want to spoil. Look at their small small head. You are listening to bad thing. Oyah wear your slippers. Kayode join them. I know next tomorrow is your 18th birthday, but you are still a small boy. Join them. Run. (lol)

So i press.... 'Kayode! If i catch you. I say you should go home. You are 17 and half.... you said what? Let next tommorow reach first..... Go home before your Mummy will say it's Boda Ola that spoilt you, without knowing you have been watching pornhub since the age of 13. (aggressive)



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Episode 3

As i was saying, i pressed her breast softly and drag my hand down to her pant as i tried finding my way inside.

My phone rang loudly.

'Who is that bastard calling my phone at this time, did that person want to be unfortunate in life?' I said in my mind as i peeped to see who was calling. It was Funke. I ignored as i rushed to close the door, drop the curtains, switched off the light and went back to the bed.

This time, i went hard on her, pressed her breast and tipped her nipple with my right hand as if use my left hand to find way into her pant.

Mehn! Here comes River Niger. There was flood everywhere like the flood that happened in Lagos lately. She was so wet as fvck. I dipped my middle left finger into her pussy as she moan. Pulled her trousers gently as my phone kept ringing consecutively, distracting the music playing.

If calculated, it took me just four seconds to pull off my cloths and my kelvin Klein boxers. Now, here comes Adam the naked lad.

In my mind, I was singing 'Cassper Nyovest Mama I made it'. I'm a fool abi. (Lol)

I went on her, Spread her legs and was about putting my joy stick in when i heard a loud knock on the door. I didn't answer, i pretended not to hear.

Again, the door bang in loud noise. And she pushed me.

'Who be that'. I shouted aggressively while i aimed my boxers and reduce the music volume.

'Oga come outside, It's NEPA, we want to see you bill.

'Did they tell you I'm the landlord of this house'. I responded with annoyance as i wear my boxers.

'Oga come outside talk to us'. Another voice said.
'I dey come'. I said in full anger as i went to the door and open to see how their face looked like before giving them a run.

There were about seven men, one with a ladder and a police man with a gun so i knew i have to calm down.

'Oga where is your bill'. One asked.

'I'm not the one paying the NEPA bill, the person in charge have gone to work, I'm the one around'. I said furiously.

'We will cut this light now if we don't see this bill'. Another responded.

'Oga why nah'. We have been paying and have never for once defaulted'. I argued as another place the ladder on the pole to disconnect our light.

Unfortunately for me, Ngozi joined us outside, dressed up.

Oloribuku lawon Nepa yi sa... Gbogbo idi le yi o ni ni isimi... ewon nte fa abi (this NEPA are unfortunate, all your family will never find peace, see what you have all caused). (Sobbing).........


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UncleEnergy:
Boda ola ma pami nah... come and update abeg

Uncle Energy Fan mi

Drop your comments

Bodaola

and you didn't mention me here on this new thread. okay. i've see it. thank you, don't mention.

LawyerLomo:
Bodaola

and you didn't mention me here on this new thread. okay. i've see it. thank you, don't mention.

Am sorry bro... Will never tried that shit with your next time...

Who's ready for the next update. Abi let me keep it

BODAOLA


what did you use in curing your own ulcer?

Bodaolawrites:
Who's ready for the next update. Abi let me keep it

Keep watin?
fun mi ni daily dose me jor

Bodaolawrites:
Who's ready for the next update. Abi let me keep it

Am ready bro

LawyerLomo:
BODAOLA


what did you use in curing your own ulcer?

Them don scam me tire for herbs and gestid. Bro my advise is forget about the ulcer and be a glutton.

Eat always. Don't keep empty stomach. Eat four times a day.... Ulcer go vanish bet me..... Then try drinking nutri milk

So you guyz are enjoying this piece making me feel as if you guyz aren't. Abi some don dey masturbate sef...

LawyerLomo:


Keep watin?
fun mi ni daily dose me jor

Gbayi baba mi coming soon.

Who else is enjoying this piece. Please you can as well mention others.

Bodaolawrites:
Who else is enjoying this piece. Please you can as well mention others.

I am ooo�....cheeii(in davido's voice), just come and update dis stuff abeg

Soon bro....

Following
Keep the updates coming

Ann2012:
Following
Keep the updates coming

Anni my crush

Bodaolawrites:



Anni my crush

Ann2012:

What's gud.... Hope you enjoyed the piece. Tell me the punch you picked in there. I go give you airtime.

Drop your comments abeg.... I dey feel wuna... Make e motivate me to post next episode.

Bodaolawrites:


Unfortunately for me, Ada joined us outside, dressed up.

Ada ke? U mean Ngozi right?

metalgear11:


Ada ke? U mean Ngozi right?

Tnx baba... I don modify am....

You remind me of one girl wa i lash till her head de for floor and the rest of en body de bed but i still de lash. She believe me that day, i think say benue girls sabi Bleep. Abi na the kaduna girl wa i lash till her pussy swell up.

emmydiamon:
You remind me of one girl wa i lash till her head de for floor and the rest of en body de bed but i still de lash. She believe me that day, i think say benue girls sabi Bleep. Abi na the kaduna girl wa i lash till her pussy swell up.

Ayeeeeeeeeee ooooooooo!

You strong o

Bodaolawrites:


What's gud.... Hope you enjoyed the piece. Tell me the punch you picked in there. I go give you airtime.

Oloriburuku lawon Nepa yi sa, gbogbo idile yin oni ni isinmi


Nepa scatter business for u

Ann2012:


Oloriburuku lawon Nepa yi sa, gbogbo idile yin oni ni isinmi


Nepa scatter business for u

You burst my brain...

Bodaolawrites:


Tnx baba... I son modify am....

No p man. Pls mention me on ur next update.

metalgear11:


No p man. Pls mention me on ur next update.

Am with you like EFCC to NairaMarley