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Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by rumpeltitskin: 8:51pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
A study carried out by a group of Dutch experts in fertility clinics all over Nigeria showed that Igbo Men last longest in bed. This came as a shocker to the team of researchers because prior to the survey, it was widely believed that Ijebu men had the most stamina. This report was based on: A) Answers written on Questioners given to wives and girlfriends of me in fertility clinics all around the country. B) Clinical examinations carried out on volunteers. Based on this, the following report has been deduced: The average Igbo Man lasts an average of 16 minutes for the first round and at least 22 minutes for any subsequent round. On the average, Hausa Men last about 15 minutes in the first round and at least 18 minutes for subsequent rounds. Yoruba men last 7 minutes in the first round and at least 10 minutes in every other round. Measurements carried out on penis sizes of volunteers also showed marked differences. Hausa Men seemed to have the longest joysticks. With an average length of 6 inches when fully erect. (These joysticks were more likely to sabotage the womb of unsuspecting women. Especially short women) Igbo Men had the thickest joysticks. For some unknown reason, their phalluses seemed to have great girth. (These joysticks were most likely to leave the vagina opening very slack, causing a medical condition known as Open Gate Disease) Yoruba men had the highest volume of ejaculate (cum) on random seminal fluid assay. The Mean Cummation (MC) of the Yorubas was even greater than the Total Cummation (TC) of the Hausas. (This made Yoruba men most likely to impregnate women even after a “successful” pull-out) Yoruba men were the most romantic and best in pre-intimacy, the women confessed. The average pre-intimacy/romance score was 82% for the Yoruba followed by the Igbo at 55% and lastly Hausas at 8%. The reasearchers also asked if the women were satisfied with the efforts of their husbands/boyfriends. All the women seemed to feel some level of satisfaction but agreed that there was still room for improvement. Studies also showed that men with the smallest joysticks were likely to hail from Ore while those with large phalluses were most likely from Orlu in Imo State or Sokoto. Data on men of other tribes in Nigeria is still under evaluation for Interpretation. Written by ALLigAtor https://hypergist.com/study-shows-igbo-men-last-longest-in-bed/
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Re: Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by SLAP44: 8:52pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
It's the ofe onugbo magic. Why revealing our secret in public sef ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by flokii: 9:26pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
Which study and when was it carried out. |
Re: Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by ojun50(m): 10:08pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
flokii:dis week, are you an Ijebu man |
Re: Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by Timmypromise(m): 10:16pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
Yoruba men had the highest volume of ejaculate (cum) on random seminal fluid assay. Tonto dike can testify 40secs large volume |
Re: Study Shows Igbo Men Last Longest In Bed by liberalchick(f): 12:09am On Jun 29, 2019 |
lol this is bullish!t how does a fertility hospital carry out a study about stamina during sex? ![]() 3 Likes |
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