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Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by CosmicPhoenix: 6:44am On Jul 03, 2019 |
please educate us,who created the world and humans? LarryBee1k: |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by frank317: 6:49am On Jul 03, 2019 |
LarryBee1k: He is not real because u cannot prove he exist. U have no evidence of his existence, isnt that prove enough that he is not real? |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by oaroloye(m): 10:14am On Jul 03, 2019 |
MISHIGAS! Satan66: WHO TOLD YOU THAT GOD WAS AGAINST KILLINGS? He plainly showed you that He was not against killings, by killing 99.9999% of the Earth's population- then YOUR BRAIN reinterpreted THAT FACT to say that He is against killings. What does that tell us about your brain? That it is broken! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT THE EARTH WAS POPULATED BY THE DESCENDANTS OF EIGHT PEOPLE? How can a failure in O'LEVEL BIOLOGY tell us what was and what wasn't possible about five thousand years ago? That people had multi-century lifespans proves that genetics have deterioated- telomeres must have been longer- or, another biochemical mechanism for preserving chromosomes was lost. What could a dunce like YOU possibly know? Satan66: GOD gave the Earth to ADAM. (The terms "World" and "Earth" are not synonymous: God created the EARTH; the "WORLD" means the CIVILIZATION SYSTEMS Man has built.) MAN GAVE DOMINION OVER THE EARTH TO SATAN, WHEN THEY SUBMITTED TO HIM AS MASTER,THROIUGH SIN. Every Human must decide to submit to THE DEVIL'S RULE, or to OVERCOME It. Satan66: This never happened. Show us where God blamed Satan for "EVERYTHING?" Of course, you cannot, because it is just a delusion of your own insane mind. This SATAN66 person is as foolish as the worst fools I have ever seen. He(?) projects his ignorant and delusional misconceptions of The Bible over what The Bible actually says, and then blames God for HIS misconceptions. EVERY TIME I THINK THAT I HAVE SEEN THE MOST FOOLISH THING IN THE WORLD, SOME IDIOT LOWERS THE BAR EVEN LOWER. In fact, this more resembles digging under the bar, than lowering it. Satan66: . GENESIS 1:26-28. 26. And God Said, "Let us make Man in Our Image, after Our Likeness: and let them have Dominion over the Fish of the Sea, and over the Fowl of the Air, and over the Cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." GOD CREATED MAN WITH ONE JOB: TO EXERCISE DOMINION OVER THE EARTH AND EVERYTHING IN IT. Satan66: . lSAIAH 45:5-7. 5. "I am The LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside Me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known Me: 6. "That they may know from the rising of the Sun, and from the West, that there is none beside Me. I am The LORD, and there is none else. 7. "I form The Light, and create Darkness: I make Peace, and create Evil: I The LORD do all these things." LET US SAY- FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT, THAT GOD CREATED EVIL. . GENESIS 2:16-17. 16. And The LORD God Commanded the Man, Saying, “Of every Tree of The Garden thou mayest freely eat: 17. "But of The Tree of The Knowledge of Good and Evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the Day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." THAT MEANS THAT HE CREATED THE POSSIBILITY THAT HIS COMMANDMENTS COULD BE DISOBYED, IF WE WANTED TO. Since He has TOLD us the CONSEQUENCES of succumbing to EVIL- allowing other Earthly Things to control us, instead of us controlling them- this is a TEST OF OUR MENTAL FITNESS. . DEUTERONOMY 12:32-13:5. 32. What thing soever I Command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it. IF THERE arise among you a Prophet, or a Dreamer of Dreams, and giveth thee a Sign or a Wonder, 2. And the Sign or the Wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, "LET US GO AFTER OTHER GODS, WHICH THOU HAST NOT KNOWN, AND LET US SERVE THEM." 3. Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that Prophet, or that Dreamer of Dreams: for The LORD thy God proveth you, to know whether ye love The LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul. 4. Ye shall walk after The LORD your God, and fear Him, and keep His Commandments, and obey His Voice, and ye shall serve Him, and cleave unto Him. 5. And that Prophet, or that Dreamer of Dreams, shall be put to Death; because he hath spoken to turn (you) away from The LORD your God, Which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the House of Bondage, to thrust thee out of The Way which The LORD thy God Commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the Evil away from the midst of thee. IF WE ARE NOT FIT, THEN HE HAS NO NEED OF US. This World is merely a Testing-Ground to determine those who will work for Him in His Kingdom for Eternity- doing Good, and never Evil. Satan66: INCEST IS FOR PRESERVING GENETIC LINEAGE IN SPECIFIC DIVERSITIES. Ancient Incest isn't like present-time incest. You have no business presenting it as a Negative. Satan66: GOD ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED THE CONSEQUENCES OF EVIL: [b]DAMN STRAIGHT[/i] HE WAS SURPRISED THAT NOBODY CARED! . DEUTERONOMY 30:19-20. 19. I call Heaven and Earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you Life and Death, Blessing and Cursing: therefore CHOOSE LIFE, That both thou and thy seed may live: 20. That thou mayest love The LORD thy God, And that thou mayest obey His Voice, and that thou mayest cleave unto Him: for He is thy Life, and the Length of thy days: That thou mayest dwell in the land which The LORD sware unto thy fathers, to Abraham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to give them. Satan66: THIS SHOWS SATAN66'S MASSIVE LACK OF INTELLIGENCE! . GENESIS 3:22-24. 22. And The LORD God Said, "Behold, the Man is become as one of Us, to know Good and Evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of The Tree of Life, and eat, and live for ever:" 23. Therefore The LORD God sent him forth from The Garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. 24. So He drove out the Man; and he placed at the East of The Garden of Eden Cherubims, and a Flaming Sword which turned every way, to keep The Way of The Tree of Life. . GENESIS 6:3. 3. And The LORD Said, "My Spirit shall not always strive with Man, for that he also is Flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. GOD DEPRIVED SINNERS OF AN EASY PATH TO IMMORTALITY, AND LIMITED THEIR LIFESPANS. The Devils persist because SINNERSallow them to FEED off of their Life Force. Without Sinners, the Devils would die out, just as Humans do. Satan66: NOAH'S FAMILY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN SKILLED SHIPBUILDERS: THEY DID NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE DOOR. That invention would have revolutionized ship-building thereafter. To this day, no one know show God closed that Door on the Ark. Don't even get me started on the ventilation! If the Ark was a Human Invention, Noah's Family would have died, along with all of the Animals they were trying to save. Satan66: ALL OF OUR ANCESTORS CAME FROM THOSE EIGHT PEOPLE. Why are you implying that something was wrong with that? All of the people who died came from two people. Satan66: SINCE PEOPLE ARE AS STUPID AS YOU- TO KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES OF BLASPHEMY, BUT STILL DO IT WHY SHOULD HE NOT BE SURPRISED, THAT IDIOTS WILL REJECT HIS LIFE? Satan66: HE GAVE MAN CONTROL OVER THE EARTH. Man gave control over the Earth to SATAN: The Devil, through SIN. Any HOLY man or woman has the Power to RETRACT those Powers from the Devils. That is what Lord Yeshua was killed for trying to Teach us for. Satan66: IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR EVIL TO STILL EXIST. . MATTHEW 22:1-14. AND Jesus answered and spake unto them again by Parables, and Said, 2. "The Kingdom of Heaven is like unto a certain king, which made a marriage for his son, 3. "And sent forth his servants to call them that were bidden to the wedding: and they would not come. 4. "Again, he sent forth other servants, saying, 'TELL THEM WHICH ARE BIDDEN, "BEHOLD, I HAVE PREPARED MY DINNER: MY OXEN AND MY FATLINGS ARE KILLED, AND ALL THINGS ARE READY: COME UNTO THE MARRIAGE." ' 5. "But they made light of it, and went their ways, one to his farm, another to his merchandise: 6. "And the remnant took his servants, and entreated them spitefully, and slew them. 7. "But when the king heard thereof, he was wroth: and he sent forth his armies, and destroyed those murderers, and burned up their city. 8. Then saith he to his servants, 'THE WEDDING IS READY, BUT THEY WHICH WERE BIDDEN WERE NOT WORTHY. 9. 'GO YE THEREFORE INTO THE HIGHWAYS, AND AS MANY AS YE SHALL FIND, BID TO THE MARRIAGE.' 10. "So those servants went out into the highways, and gathered together all as many as they found, both bad and good: and the wedding was furnished with guests. 11. "And when the king came in to see the guests, he saw there a man which had not on a wedding garment: 12. "And he saith unto him, 'FRIEND, HOW CAMEST THOU IN HITHER NOT HAVING A WEDDING GARMENT?' And he was speechless. 13. "Then said the king to the servants, 'BIND HIM HAND AND FOOT, AND CAST HIM INTO OUTER DARKNESS, THERE SHALL BE WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH. FOR MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN.' " God is like a King who prepared a Banquet, and invited Guests, but his Messengers were revoked, beaten up, and killed, where none of the expected Guests even bothered to turn up. It makes no sense. GOD ONLY THINKS IN TERMS OF WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING; HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND STUPIDITY: HIS MIND DOES NOT FUNCTION AT THAT LEVEL. The Earth is created on a lower Spiritual Energy Level to support Wisdom and Understanding. Therefore, It requires an Organism willing to transcend its Earthly Instincts to channel Divine Knowledge/Power, which requires Heavenly Spiritual Energy that does not pertain to the Earth Universe. Satan66: .. LUKE 16:1-15. AND he Said also unto his Disciples, "There was a certain rich man, which had a steward; and the same was accused unto him that he had wasted his goods. 2. "And he called him, and said unto him, 'HOW IS IT THAT I HEAR THIS OF THEE? GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF THY STEWARDSHIP; FOR THOU MAYEST BE NO LONGER STEWARD.' 3. "Then the steward said within himself, 'WHAT SHALL I DO? FOR MY LORD TAKETH AWAY FROM ME THE STEWARDSHIP: I CANNOT DIG, TO BEG I AM ASHAMED. 4. 'I AM RESOLVED WHAT TO DO, THAT, WHEN I AM PUT OUT OF THE STEWARDSHIP, THEY MAY RECEIVE ME INTO THEIR HOUSES.' 5. "So he called every one of his lord's debtors unto him, and said unto the first, 'HOW MUCH OWEST THOU UNTO MY LORD?' 6. "And he said, 'AN HUNDRED MEASURES OF OIL.' And he said unto him, 'TAKE THY BILL, AND SIT DOWN QUICKLY, AND WRITE FIFTY.' 7. "Then said he to another, 'AND HOW MUCH OWEST THOU?' And he said, 'AN HUNDRED MEASURES OF WHEAT.' And he said unto him, 'TAKE THY BILL, AND WRITE FOURSCORE.' 8. "And the lord commended the Unjust Steward, because he had done wisely: for The Children of this World are in their Generation wiser than The Children of Light. 9. "And I Say unto you, 'MAKE TO YOURSELVES FRIENDS OF THE MAMMON OF UNRIGHTEOUSNESS; THAT, WHEN YE FAIL, THEY MAY RECIEVE YOU INTO EVERLASTING HABITATIONS.' 10. "He that is Faithful in that which is Least is Faithful also in Much: and he that is Unjust in the Least is Unjust also in Much. 11. "If therefore ye have not been Faithful in the Unrighteous Mammon, who will commit to your trust The True Riches? 12. "And if ye have not been Faithful in that which is another man's, who shall give you that which is your own? 13. "No Servant can serve two Masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and Mammon." 14. And the Pharisees also, who were Covetous, heard all these things, and they derided him. 15. And he Said unto them, "Ye are they which justify yourselves before Men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is Highly Esteemed amongst Men is Abomination in The Sight of God." WHEN DID THAT EVER HAPPEN? That has never happened. It is the people who succumbed to his Temptations who were blamed. . 2nd CHRONICLES 18:18-22. 18. Again he said, "Therefore hear The Word of The LORD; 'I saw The LORD sitting upon His Throne, and all The Host of Heaven standing on His right hand and on His left. 19. 'And the LORD Said, "Who shall entice Ahab king of Israel, that he may go up and fall at Ramothgilead?" And one spake saying after this manner, and another saying after that manner. 20. 'Then there came out a spirit, and stood before The LORD, and said, "I will entice him." And The LORD Said unto him, "Wherewith?" 21. 'And he said, "I will go out, and be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets." And the LORD Said, "Thou shalt entice him, and thou shalt also prevail: go out, and do even so." ' 22. "Now therefore, behold, The LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of these thy prophets, and The LORD hath spoken Evil against thee." GOD RATHER COMMENDED THE DEVIL FOR HIS SAGACITY IN FINDING A NICHE TO SURVIVE OUT OF, INSTEAD OF MERELY PERISHING SENSELESSLY. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by willy25(m): 10:29am On Jul 03, 2019 |
Satan66:Alright, here's your evidence: Mark 3.28-29 - "I assure you that people can be forgiven all their sins and all the evil things they may say. But whoever says evil things against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, because he has commited an eternal sin." Oh, are you thinking I will begin to beg and tell you about the Gospel of Salvation? No! You know God, and you have chosen to speak against Him! You are highly pitied for speaking publicly against the God of heaven. Hebrews 10.26-31 - "For there is no longer any sacrifice that will take away sins if we purposely go on sinning after the truth has been made known to is. Instead, all that is left is to wait in fear for the coming Judgement and fierce fire which will destroy those who oppose God. Anyone who despises the Law of Moses is put to death wihout any mercy when judged guilty on the evidence of two or more witnesses. What, then, of the person who despises the Son of God? who treats as a cheap thing the blood of God's covenant which purified him from sin? who insults the Spirit of grace? Just think how much worse is the punishment he will deserve! It is a terrifying thing to fall into the hands of the living God!" You want more to see your fate? All of you who think God is weak because of grace? As you are, according to Word, you are poor, blind and naked (Revelation 3.17). No wait, you have challenged the God of Israel and you will see the end of the challenge. Imagine an ordinary man like you who God gave mouth, you opened it to spit blasphemy and insult against the Most High God of all heaven! No one should even dare say I have judged this man. No, the Word of God has judged him, and I have spoken so far from the Word. Continue. Your life and your time on earth is limited. Lets see if a mere man like you have the power to stop yourself from dying. Fool (Psalms 14.1). |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by LarryBee1k: 11:34am On Jul 03, 2019 |
frank317:The absent of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Be guided. I believe he's real. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by LarryBee1k: 11:35am On Jul 03, 2019 |
CosmicPhoenix: God did. Kindly prove how human exist. How we grow in intelligence. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by CosmicPhoenix: 11:36am On Jul 03, 2019 |
proof please
LarryBee1k: |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by LarryBee1k: 11:37am On Jul 03, 2019 |
CosmicPhoenix:Check my last comment. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 11:53am On Jul 03, 2019 |
willy25:I asked you to provide evidence and you're quoting a 2000 year old book Religious people dull sha
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Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Eveezy(m): 4:38pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
frank317:Lol, you are yet to look at the creator as an inventor. Cos if you are, you won’t see him as confused. Tell me if it’s not possible if someone wrapped in a nylon and rats end up eating thru the nylon to get to the baked bread. Doesn’t that make the person confused? It is the duty of the baker to bake and package his product to protect it from things that may get it spoilt. So also is the duty of an inventor to create and protect husband product, so the headache isn’t not too much. And because the inventor gave his creation freewill that ends up doing things that will harm it doesn’t stop the inventor from trying his best to protect his creations. No inventor will want husband creations go to waste |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by CosmicPhoenix: 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
you dont have proof EOD
LarryBee1k: |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 7:24pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
Op, first of all. You dont believe in the existence of God or Satan or any form of deity whatsoever. Yet you've taken on the name of one of em deities: satan66. Gee, I wonder why you've done so. Secondly, you don't believe there's a God. But then why does what He's done or is doing getting you so pissed off? You're not suppose to even care, because there's no God remember. Thirdly, why exactly have you created this thread and posted all this stuff if 'theres no God' and you dont believe zit? I mean, why does the God-thing bother you so much, if its all 'nonsense' as you imply? Now, you've used the word 'Incompetent'. Hence I'm guessing you've tried the Church-thing before. Correct me if am wrong tho. Lastly now, tell me... What exactly can God do for you, to show you that He does exist and that He's not 'incompetent' as you have said?...tell me! 2 Likes |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 7:28pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
Dan1cole:I'm just a bored atheist troll. If God wants me to know he exist then he should bring Nelson Mandela or ya'rdua back to life. Nothing else |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
Satan66:'bored atheist' uhn... And why would we want any of these men coming back to life? Yes, they were good leaders, but still no human is or was designed to live forever. People die everyday and people are born everyday. If God start bringing everyone who's died back to life, then I think we'd have serious problems dont you think?! And again, I ask. What do you need Him to do FOR YOU? Because honestly, I dont think bringing back those two guys to life will even do you any good dude. 1 Like |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by oaroloye(m): 8:00pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
MISHIGAS! Satan66: Mary was not RAPED. . LUKE 1:26-38. 26.And in the sixth month the Angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth, 27. To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary. 28. And the Angel came in unto her, and said, "Hail, thou that art highly favoured, The LORD is with thee: Blessed art thou among women." 29.And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be. 30. And the Angel said unto her, "Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. 31. And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his Name 'JESUS.' 32. "He shall be Great, and shall be called The Son of the Highest: and The Lord God shall give unto him The Throne of his father David: 33. And he shall reign over The House of Jacob for ever; and of his Kingdom there shall be no end." 34. Then said Mary unto the Angel, "How shall this be, seeing I know not a man?" 35. And the Angel answered and said unto her, "The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and The Power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that Holy Thing which shall be born of thee shall be called 'THE SON OF GOD.' 36. And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren. 37. "For with God nothing shall be impossible." 38. And Mary said, "Behold the handmaid of The LORD; be it unto me according to thy Word." ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTURAL ACCOUNT, MARY GAVE HER WILLING CONSENT TO GOD'S PLAN. "RAPE" was not applicable to the situation, because no sexual intercourse took place. Mary Conceived as a VIRGIN. Even if she did not give her consent, as Owner of the Hebrew Israelite Race, God was responsible for all conceptions. He had the Right to impregnate any woman of Israel He chose, or withhold conception, as He saw fit. [color =silver].[/color] [u EXODUS 13:12.[/u] 12. "That thou shalt set apart unto The LORD all that openeth the matrix, and every firstling that cometh of a beast which thou hast; the males shall be The LORD'S." ALL FIRSTBORNS BELONGED TO HIM. This is a specific Israelite Belief. This is where all Israelites came from. In calling God a "RAPIST" of His own Creation and Property, you have truly booked your place in HELL. . LEVITICUS 24:10-16. 10. And the son of an Israelitish woman, whose father was an Egyptian, went out among the Children of Israel: and this son of the Israelitish woman and a Man of Israel strove together in the camp; 11. And the Israelitish woman's son blasphemed The Name of The LORD, and cursed. And they brought him unto Moses: [and his mother's name was Shelomith, the daughter of Dibri, of the tribe of Dan:] 12. And they put him in ward, that the Mind of The LORD might be shewed them. 13. And The LORD Spake unto Moses, Saying, 14. "Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the Congregation stone him. 15. "And thou shalt speak unto the Children of Israel, saying, 'WHOSOEVER CURSETH HIS GOD SHALL BEAR HIS SIN.' 16. "And he that blasphemeth The Name of The LORD, he shall surely be put to Death, and all the Congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the Stranger as he that is Born in the land, when he blasphemeth The Name of The LORD, shall be put to death." Satan66: . JOHN 8:51-53. 51. "Verily, verily, I Say unto you, 'IF A MAN KEEP MY SAYING, HE SHALL NEVER SEE DEATH.' " 52. Then said the Jews unto him, "Now we know that thou hast a Devil. Abraham is dead, and the Prophets; and thou sayest, 'IF A MAN KEEP MY SAYING, HE SHALL NEVER TASTE OF DEATH.' 53. "Art thou greater than our father Abraham, which is dead? and the Prophets are dead: whom makest thou thyself?" LORD YESHUA TAUGHT THAT THE FOLLOWER OF HIS TEACHINGS IS EXEMPT FROM EXPERIENCING DEATH. Instead of showing gratitude and appreciation that GOD has granted us The Way back to Immortality, instead, you mock like a fool. Satan66: GOD HAS NEVER CLAIMED OMNISCIENCE, OMNIPOTENCE, NOR OMNIPRESENCE. That is a lie of OYINBOS Theologians. Are you so unable to think for yourself, that you could not read the first four Chapters of THE BOOK OF GENESIS for yourself, to see that God clearly disavows possession of any of those Powers? Satan66: So, we can see that you definitely do not have Wisdom yourself. 1 Like |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by LarryBee1k: 10:51pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
CosmicPhoenix:okay. Each to their own. I hate religion arguments. It's even harder typing your point. It's much easy verbally. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 10:57pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
Dan1cole: Why are you making excuses for God? If God wants me to believe in him then he should do this. I thought God is all mighty and powerful |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 10:58pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
oaroloye:You it's possible for a woman to give birth without sex? You're not wise at all. God raped Mary. He didn't ask for her consent. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 11:10pm On Jul 03, 2019 |
Satan66:Who said I was making excuses?! I was only pointing out the fact that what you've asked is a no brainer. Yes, God is all mighty and powerful, but He's not stupid. He's not a magician, nor is He a showman. Believe me, He's got nothing to prove to you. Absolutely nothing and no reason either. Your doubt or believe doesn't change who He is. Nor does it affect His existence or reduce His power or something. Whether you believe or not, He remains God, yesterday, today, tomorrow, for eternity. You know, even the devil believes there is God. So, I mean, it makes me wonder who's influencing you so much that your mind has become so blinded. Lol. And I ask again, what do you want from God?! |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 6:27am On Jul 04, 2019 |
Dan1cole:sir deep down In your heart you know what I asked is impossible because it's only in the Bible God bright people back to life The bible itself has no many lies and contradictions. 1) God is seen and heard *Exodus 33:23* *Exodus 33:11* God is invisible and cannot be heard *John 1:18* *John 5:37* 2) God is tired and rests *Exodus 31:17* God is never tired and never rests *Isaiah 40:28* I could mention more tho but my point is miracles only happen in the Bible. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by oaroloye(m): 7:08am On Jul 04, 2019 |
MISHIGAS! Even after I posted the relevant Scriptures, you still remain ignorant! That is called COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. Satan66: You must really be an illiterate fool. It's called ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION- Oyinbos do it all the time! Whereas YAHWEH GOD of the Hebrews had demonstrated His Power over Conception From The Beginning. He created the first woman from the rib of the first man. oaroloye: THIS IS THE FUNDAMENTAL BELIEF OF THE HEBREW ISRAELITE PEOPLE. Only recently, has Oyinbo Science managed to catch up to the point of understanding the processes Yahweh God used to: (1) ANAESTHETIZE ADAM. (2) AMPUTATE HIS RIB. (3) HEAL ADAM INSTANTLY. (4) GENETICALLY MODIFY ADAM'S RIB TO ALTER ITS GENDER. (5) CLONE THE FIRST WOMAN FROM THE RIB. All of these principles are comprehensible to modern Science. They still cannot do (3), which Lord Yeshua taught us, and modern Christian Healers do in various parts of the World today. oaroloye: IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR SCIENTISTS AND LAWYERS, THEY CAN CLONE YOUR RIB, AND MAKE A WIFE FOR YOU FROM IT. But they still cannot do it instantly. Perhaps by the Next Century, Scientists will have mastered Time. Whereas, during the 20th Century, Ex-Bishop Dr. ALBERTO RIVERA, an OPPONENT of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, testified negatively of an instant Healing of an amputee that he witnessed with his own eyes at the LOURDES SHRINE TO THE VIRGIN MARY, where the POPES traditionally held Healing services. He said that he saw a ball of flesh form on the end of the stump, that seemed to fall down to the ground, and become a normal leg, foot, and toes, right before his very eyes. Back on those days, Holiness was more commonly reported amongst Roman Catholic Priests than Homosexuality and Pedophilia, so that Protestants should not be surprised. If the Power of God can create entire bodies or parts thereof, why can't He also create a single SPERM CELL, and deploy it to fertilize an ovulating woman's egg? Explain the thought processes that led you to that conclusion? Was Alcohol involved in your process? . GENESIS 20:1-18. AND Abraham journeyed from thence toward the South country, and dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar. 2. And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, "She is my sister:" and Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah. 3. But God came to Abimelech in a Dream by night, and Said to him, "Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife. 4. But Abimelech had not come near her: and he said, "Lord, wilt thou slay also a Righteous nation? 5. "Said he not unto me, 'SHE IS MY SISTER?' And she, even she herself said, 'HE IS MY BROTHER:' in the integrity of my heart and innocency of my hands have I done this." 6. And God Said unto him in a Dream, "Yea, I know that thou didst this in the integrity of thy heart; for I also withheld thee from Sinning against Me: therefore suffered I thee not to touch her. 7. "Now therefore restore the man his wife; for he is a Prophet, and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live: and if thou restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, thou, and all that are thine." 8. Therefore Abimelech rose early in the morning, and called all his Servants, and told all these things in their ears: and the men were sore afraid. 9. Then Abimelech called Abraham, and said unto him, "What hast thou done unto us? And what have I offended thee, that thou hast brought on me and on my kingdom a great Sin? Thou hast done deeds unto me that ought not to be done." 10. And Abimelech said unto Abraham, "What sawest thou, that thou hast done this thing?" 11. And Abraham said, "Because I thought, 'SURELY THE FEAR OF GOD IS NOT IN THIS PLACE; AND THEY WILL SLAY ME FOR MY WIFE'S SAKE.' 12. "And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife. 13. "And it came to pass, when God caused me to wander from my father's House, that I said unto her, 'THIS IS THY KINDNESS WHICH THOU SHALT SHEW UNTO ME; AT EVERY PLACE WHITHER WE SHALL COME, SAY OF ME, "HE IS MY BROTHER." ' " 14. And Abimelech took sheep, and oxen, and menservants, and womenservants, and gave them unto Abraham, and restored him Sarah his wife. 15. And Abimelech said, "Behold, my land is before thee: dwell where it pleaseth thee." 16. And unto Sarah he said, "Behold, I have given thy brother a thousand pieces of silver: behold, he is to thee a covering of the eyes, unto all that are with thee, and with all other:" thus she was reproved. 17. So Abraham prayed unto God: and God Healed Abimelech, and his wife, and his maidservants; and they bare children. 18. For The LORD had fast closed up all the wombs of the House of Abimelech, because of Sarah Abraham's wife. BEFORE CRITICIZING GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE READ AT VERY LEAST, THE LAW OF GOD BY MOSES, IN ORDER TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT WHOM YOU ARE BLASPHEMING AGAINST. Whereas it is as if you were totally ignorant of everything about GOD, but His NAME! GOD PROVED HIS ABILITY TO CONTROL CONCEPTION. CONTROL is the ability to START, CHANGE, and STOP an Operation. . LEVITICUS 19:1-2. AND The LORD Spake unto Moses, Saying, 2. "Speak unto all The Congregation of The Children of Israel, and say unto them, 'YE SHALL BE HOLY: FOR I THE LORD YOUR GOD (AM) HOLY." The ISRAELITES were Commanded by God to live Holy Lives. A HOLY person can receive any sort of Miracle from God. oaroloye: Satan66: I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF POSTING THE SCRIPTURAL ACCOUNT, SHOWING WHERE MARY GAVE HER CONSENT TO GOD'S COMMANDMENT THAT SHE BEAR HER GOD'S SON. Atheists have no moral compass, and will tell all sorts of lies to buttress their vain and invalid arguments. oaroloye:Satan66 post=76603376: Satan66: But GOD DOES NOT want YOU to "BELIEVE IN HIM." GOD WANTS you to DIE, and be EATEN by the Devils you name yourself for, as you justly deserve. Why do you judge God by "I THOUGHT GOD," instead of FIRST FIND PROOF that He has attributes you are blaspheming Him for. He has no Power to Reward the Wicked with manifestations. He will not do it, even to save the lives of His weaker Worshippers, who have not earned the Right to receive said manifestations themselves. This was the basis of the False Saint Paul's Plan to destroy both Hebrew and Gentile Christianity. He used a Legal Trick to get himself to the Roman Emperor, and tell him that GOD WOULD MANIFEST TO HIM- IF HE TORTURED AND KILLED ENOUGH OF HIS WORSHIPPERS. This interested NERO, who found that PAUL and his followers were willing to die for that Belief, and would not even Curse him as they died. He was even assured that GOD would FORGIVE him for murdering his followers, as he had allegedly forgiven PAUL- which He actually had not. PAUL DIED AS THE FIRST "SUICIDE-BOMBER." Nero declared Christians to be Enemies of the Empire, and got them killed horribly. When GOD: THE SON did not manifest to him, as Paul Promised, he went(?) mad, and committed suicide. These are Historically-Documented FACTS: I am merely the FIRST person to put them all together to show WHY these things happened the way that they did.
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Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Satan66(m): 8:22am On Jul 04, 2019 |
oaroloye:Artificial insemination is completely different from what I meant besides its man made What's stopping God from doing it again sef Only in the Bible you will see miracles.
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Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 10:01am On Jul 04, 2019 |
LarryBee1k:You must must be very low on brain power!!! |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 10:02am On Jul 04, 2019 |
LarryBee1k:You are still learning. Listen when the elders are talking to you. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 10:05am On Jul 04, 2019 |
LarryBee1k:If you had honestly gone out to search and find the answers to those questions you asked, you wont be writing all these poo!!! |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 10:07am On Jul 04, 2019 |
willy25:Brainwashed!!! Brain dead!!! Can you just let the worst happen, let the roar from heaven and burn everyone with fire. What is he waiting for? |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 10:34am On Jul 04, 2019 |
Satan66:Hahahahah ... |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 10:35am On Jul 04, 2019 |
Satan66:Lol... Oga nice research. But the truth is that you're only familiar with the letters and ure deficient of the true insight behind them letters. And you can never get that until you encounter the Spirit behind them words. The true Author. 'The letter killeth. But the spirit giveth life.' - 1 Corinth 3:6 ... 'the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.' - John 6:63 You might be familiar with whats written, but you are certainly lost concerning whats being said. The Bible is a balanced book, without any contradictions whatsoever. Now concerning what you've said. God is seen and heard. But does not reveal himself to all, nor does He speak to all. I mean, take even ur mortal self for example, am sure there are people that you dont show up for and you dont talk to. He revealed Himself and spoke to Moses (Numbers 12:8 ), but He didn't reveal Himself even to Aaron (who was kinda Moses' right hand man). He revealed Himself and spoke to Abraham, yet He never spoke to Lot regardless how he followed Abraham. Now in the Old testament, remember there was no Bible then and it was neither the dispensation of the Holy Ghost, so everything had to be done somewhat direct. God had to send angels quite alot or sometimes show up Himself. Still, no one's ever seen Him. No one. Not even Moses! That the Bible said that God spoke unto Moses face to face doesn't mean that exactly as you think. Remember these Bible translations were done by men. In 2 Corinth 3:18 (Message Translation) see whats said concerning that, 'Whenever though they turn to face God as Moses did, God removes the veil and there they are---face to face.' When you seek God wholeheartedly and the blinding veil of the devil is taken away from your heart, you find Him, He reveals Himself to you, through His Word. Remember the Word of God is God Himself, so understand that when He was speaking to Moses He was also revealing Himself, hence you could say it was a face-to-face conversation. You might still not get it, and will still argue tho... But thats just the thing: the god of this world (satan) has blinded your mind lest you comprehend these things. And then also, that the Bible say 'God rested' doesn't mean He was tired. That simply means He stayed from doing anything for that time period, and He was at peace. Doesn't mean He was tired. And that's the only time it was ever said or heard that God rested. Remember that joke that goes, 'God created every other thing and Had rest, but since He created woman, no one has rested (including God).' Lol. 'I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world.' - Matt 28:20 Its sad you believe miracles only happen in the Bible. I guess you've once desired a miracle and probably didn't get it. But listen bro, even if you haven't had that experience, believe me I've seen God do miracles, unimaginable things, mighty works. And am not talking just hearsay or testimonies, am talking real life outstanding stuffs right before my eyes with infaliable proofs. Look, God still does miracles infact, we are in the days of "greater works". So, that you have never had the experience doesn't mean, its not happening. Get to Salvation Ministries (Home of Success) and see God in action for yourself. Infact, you yourself will be the one to lay hands on the sick and they'll get healed. You yourself will speak to the dead and they'll jerk back to life. These days God is being taught in theories too much thats whats causing such beliefs like yours. Faith is being portrayed like some sort of motivational something. And the practicality and reality of God's Word is being ignored. I just pray you one day just attend Salvation Ministries and see for yourself bro. I dont like typing much...Lol But I think this was necessary. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 12:57pm On Jul 04, 2019 |
Nonsense!!! |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Thugaa: 12:57pm On Jul 04, 2019 |
Dan1cole:Trash!!! |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Dan1cole(m): 1:31pm On Jul 04, 2019 |
Thugaa:Lol. who's this one na?! Besides, I never expected it to make any sense to you. Because in the first place, thats why ure and athiest. None of it is suppose to even appeal to u, talkless of you agreeing with it. Even if God says 'water is wet', you are bound to disbelief it. |
Re: God Is As Incompetent As Buhari by Brock1: 1:39pm On Jul 04, 2019 |
Eveezy: If I created d device or not my creation, I would seek for solutions to the problems of d device or completely abandon d device and buy d one dat suite my specifications. Gbam |
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