dannybrasky:
Obekediamondfuto,our agreement with being called to bar would have been perfect today,as I just dey enter lasgidi now,BUT (sigh) it's one leg in lagos and one leg in fct today.

Another time,possibly on a weekend,as far as the offer still stands,keep the bar,the judges,the juries,the accused,accuser and the plaintiff in order abeg, only the wise one will understand

HRtechnique:


To be honest, I do not understand.

dannybrasky:
Still

That feeling when you want to punch someone when you are dreaming, but you realise you are in slow mo,or you can hardly move your body talk more of your hands.

Someone is willing to throw kangaroo punches,but too bad naughty corner is the order of the day

obekediamondfuto:


Chaiiiii... It is well,


On a better day we go see....
Possibly go visit HRH to know the person behind that moniker.....

obekediamondfuto:



Hahahahahahaha, asin ehn....

Like someone slapped u and when it was time to return urs people gathered to dissolve the fight....

Chaiiiiiiiiiiii

That thing dey painnnnnn.

Prince of Persia, so sorry you can only see the promised land from far away......
For what it's worth, as spiritual as Moses was..... He couldn't also enter the promised land....

So you are not the first of your kind


PS, that also doesn't give u the right to regard yourself as Moses....
Probably Pharaoh(royalty) but not Moses!

diportivo:

GAZZUZZ:
As usual clean pics of the car, but 1 carguide later, Jesus wept

obekediamondfuto:


Follow the wise ones closely, with time you will be understand!

Also, please do not be offended as "wise ones" do not necessarily mean wisdom filled individuals
....

Just a name given to some special individuals who have proven themselves ready to fight the devil at any given point in time!

You are welcome on board once again OH YE Best Car Dealer (in training)

obekediamondfuto:



Hahahahahahaha, asin ehn....

Like someone slapped u and when it was time to return urs people gathered to dissolve the fight....

Chaiiiiiiiiiiii

That thing dey painnnnnn.

Prince of Persia, so sorry you can only see the promised land from far away......
For what it's worth, as spiritual as Moses was..... He couldn't also enter the promised land....

So you are not the first of your kind


PS, that also doesn't give u the right to regard yourself as Moses....
Probably Pharaoh(royalty) but not Moses!

GAZZUZZ:
at night the scout that located the black blue sienna messaged me, he said after I sent him the blue pictures he took it back to the seller, and the seller confessed the car came in blue BUT....

Let's take an advert from our sponsors...

But the car was wrapped in blue, and not painted blue

Well that sounded like good news, I needed to verify and Inspect the said claim.

I placed black/blue sienna on top the list, ordered for OPAY (fancy okada) from workshop and headed out 11.7km to destination.

Got to location of vehicle and it was basking in the sun right in font of the dealership.

Straight to physical inspection.

obekediamondfuto:


Mayor555 was there from day1
We had so many people with different approaches to solving that nuisance we tagged "problem"
Mayor tried being diplomatic and appealed passionately.... But alas such methods only work with reasonable people who derail once in a while....
When mayor saw the true situation, he had to get involved but this time with a different approach that worked wonders!



We have re-branded to BEST CAR DEALERS...

chaiii we need to patent this moniker and intellectual property before someone steals it

222Martins:
I am in the market for a Toyota Siena 2005 / 2006 that will help improve logistics for our movie crew @JanellaTV. Being on a tight schedule and to avoid buying a “Lemon”, I decided to reach out to one of the trusted names on Nairaland “Gazzuzz.”

After a brief chat with him yesterday evening 01/07/2019, and reaching an agreement on his service fees and estimated budget for the car, I transferred the full amount he requested this morning 02/07/2019. This thread was opened was record and transparency purpose.

Oga Gazzuzz, over to you. Full disclosure permitted, but leave out details like names and account.

GAZZUZZ:
Vehicle inspection

Confirmed, the car was wrapped, and the black paint work was still first body.

Body: 95/100 very good factory first body
Chassis: 0 impact, 0 rust 100/100
Suspension: looks perfect 95/100
Interior: rug stained in the trunk, but fair 95/100
Electrical accessories: all functional 100/100
Battery: bad 10/100
Engine bay: Extremely neat. 98/100
Engine: engine oil on low mark caused by a ruptured pressure hose on bank1 that was crudely fixed, no sludge, no knocking sounds, no tell tale of previous major engine work, all stock. 95/100
Transmission: transmission oil colour border line, no leaks from seals. 100/100
Air-conditioning: all stock no errors. 100/100
Tyres: fair condition 60/100
Scan codes: no error codes on drive train or airbags. TPMS faulty module. 0/100
Drive test. Very smooth drive, quiet cabin, no suspension noises. 95/100
Paper work. All in order. 100/100

Done.

Time to bargain with sellers.

GAZZUZZ:
Report showed a blue car at sale in the USA and a Black car in Nigeria, with same vin...

Seems the Mexicans were involved

I sent the report to the client, and told him what might have transpired.
Vehicle came blue, and was painted black in nigeria.

smsalert1:
am enjoying this. Please what is the process and cost to check vin

sauceEEP:

Cc CarGuideNG

smsalert1:
am enjoying this. Please what is the process and cost to check vin

smsalert1:
am enjoying this. Please what is the process and cost to check vin

CarGuideNG:


Thank you Sir.



Hello Sir

Please send a message via WhatsApp

https://www.nairaland.com/CarGuideNG

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Canadanow:
Oga gazuzz, wetin me wan know na your commission because if I had used someone like you before I bought my sienna, I no go dey cry anytime I see the car. I checked the VIN and it was perfect but the body was way outta shape. And after doing few work, spent more than what I was supposed to spend.

What's the buyers budget for the car and just tell us the range not the exact price you got the car.

you wan cast me . Call for negotiations

08033910382

GAZZUZZ:
TPMS light Gone after installing new tyres.

obekediamondfuto:


Rust

Salt

GAZZUZZ:
Vehicle servicing..

Brand new battery, brand new tyres all from the store

Click link.
https://www.nairaland.com/5210120/gazzuzz-autos-part-store/4

Westmorland:



How long is Mobil 1 supposed to last before the next oil change?