Dothraki:
which state are you in, and what course did you study sir?

Good afternoon sir. Am in Abuja. I read mass communication.

Jerkules:
Well I think mine is Jerking off to Shyla Styles Videos not knowing she was Dead..I had sex with a dead woman
Before I embark on any other Jerkney I have to consult Wikipedia fess

Suicide isn't an option my friend, I tried and failed jamb for 10 yrs gained admission after 10yrs to spend 7yrs in school, during that my father was amputated, yet let the school with a very poor grade, but now my mates who graduted before me envy me because im far better than all. Look inwards must be better at something but let it be positive no matter how small u will shine.

AccessME:
After 4yrs in the University with Lot's of frustration, carryover, sleepless nights and humiliation, I ended up not graduating now I'm depressed contemplating Suicide. Trial time 4 me

Suicide isn't an option my friend, I tried and failed jamb for 10 yrs gained admission after 10yrs to spend 7yrs in school, during that my father was amputated, yet let the school with a very poor grade, but now my mates who graduted before me envy me because im far better than all. Look inwards must be better at something but let it be positive no matter how small u will shine.

Iogobenz:
Mine is managing money tbh.
It stresses me more to keep money than to make it.
Looking at my spending frightens me all the time!
Like how am I suppose to keep up with this?
Scares me all the time I swear.i just need a good woman now to marry who will help me manage some stuff tbh.
Heaven please give me a better half.that's all I ask.
I don't mind getting married to her tonight.

Prayer is good also work with recommendation it worked for our parent still working till now

I drop out of school trying to make money and yet i'm still a broke nigga

Iup

zexy2030:

Suicide isn't an option my friend, I tried and failed jamb for 10 yrs gained admission after 10yrs to spend 7yrs in school, during that my father was amputated, yet let the school with a very poor grade, but now my mates who graduted before me envy me because im far better than all. Look inwards must be better at something but let it be positive no matter how small u will shine.

awwww so inspirational. it's doesn't really pay to give up.

diji04:
Don't fall for those shitte crap you get from the internet masturbation addiction have numerous side effects

It can destroy your life gradually it may feel good wanking but when the signs start telling on you and no way to get out then you will curse the day you started jerking

some of the side effects of masturbation are:
low self-esteem
memory lost
alertness reduction
loss of energy
back and waist pain(when it's done multiple times)
sex drive towards women reduce
premature Ejaculation
low sperm count
infertility
erectile dyfunction etc.

literally if one is going through this then he is a walking corpse. so I hope I can convince you that masturbation addiction is bad and can distort the future of a man .

Well, you said masturbation addiction not masturbation as an act

Since 2016 I finished NYSC still no job. Not easy at all. Been attending interviews still no headway. Got an accounting job in 2017 but we all were treated as modern slaves. Imagine sweeping your office when there's an office assistant and also doing menial jobs meant for office assistant yet you are an Account Officer. I had to leave such toxic and static job. Though I learnt things I didn't know in accounting tho; learnt Excel and Quickbooks. I don't regret leaving but my sadness is not getting a befitting job that will make me put in my all and settle ever increasing bills. Got a sick mum to take care of and lil siblings too. Despite all these I'm so optimistic I'd get one this year and I'd testify right here.

P.S: it's frustrating and can be depressing but I urge us all going through tough patches to cheer up. This year is our year. Now smile!!!!

AccessME:
After 4yrs in the University with Lot's of frustration, carryover, sleepless nights and humiliation, I ended up not graduating now I'm depressed contemplating Suicide. Trial time 4 me

Its not easy but there is more to life than school degrees,

In life, everyone race is different, not every one who got degree got a Job,
Dont feel you have no option, for every situation there is always atleast two options.

Please stop staring at the closed door to see the already opened door

tsamson:


Its not easy but there is more to life than school degrees,

In life, everyone race is different, not every one who got degree got a Job,
Dont feel you have no option, for every situation there is always atleast two options.

Please stop staring at the closed door to see the already opened door

thanks for this right up. My open door is indeed near by God's Grace I shall live to testify and not to regret later in any way IJN

Maryjane001:
I v been best friends with these set of twins since first year.
Being an introvert,i became so used to them and we couldn't do without each other.
They knew me so well, and knew i was a very emotional person and that i hated insults.
One of them started liking me, and i liked him in return though i made it clear to him that i couldn't date him.
This guy was so addicted to me that he couldn't stay without hearing from me in a day.
During Vacation,the parents noticed and warned me to stay away from their son. That was odd because i was close to the parents. They even threatened to involve my parents if i didnt stay away.
I was confused because i didnt do anything wrong. But i stayed away for about 4 months. I blocked their lines. Even if we see each other in school ,we behave like strangers.
But i m a kind of person that hates having beef with someone particularly people i m very close to. I was the one wronged here but i just wanted to settle everything and have a clear head. That was when i received the greatest insult of my life.
I called them and told them that we had to meet in person so as to clear issues up. The one that liked me agreed but the other kept bringing excuses. I met with the one that liked me and talked about the issue and settled. But i told him not to tell his parents about it and he agreed. Later on, the twins fought each other and the one i wasnt too close to called me and was blaming me for the fight. Something i knew nothing about. That he was badly injured because of me. That anytime my name is mentioned in the house, his other twin just gets violent and told me to stay away. I called the one i liked and begged him to apologize to his brother.
I didnt want the matter to be one-sided so i offered to come to their lodge so as to talk with the other twin. I didnt know the location but they promised to come pick me. I waited for so long but none showed up, later their mom called me and was like she was looking for her son that she was sure he was with me. I told her i haven't seen him and also reminded her that she told me to stay away from her children. She warned me and the next thing i was seeing on social media was that i insulted their mother,that i called her names. As if i dont v a loving mother that i respect. They called me all manner of names on social media. I was reduced to an object of ridicule on their timelines.
I wasnt myself for months. I never cried but i was hurting badly inside.
My friend was there when i answered that call and was shocked herself.
I shared everything i had with these boys. I sacrificed so much for them as my friends. Even when sometimes they had nothing to eat,i will give them my food. Looking back at the things i sacrificed for them, i realized i was stupid.
I v moved on and thank God i have a better set of friends.

oooooohhhh, it shouldn't end der na. u must produce part 2 oo. sorry for d blackmail tho. i feel ur plight.




but pls i need d second part. plsssssss

EkperemoEgbabi:


My biggest regret be say I be militant. I graduate from rsust but the lack of job drove me to militancy. I done make money in millions wella from bunkering but I no fit live normal life again. 6 days inside creek, 1 day on land.
Egbesu, which kain life be dis?

You fit put me.. I want join oo

OrganicSoup:

You fit put me.. I want join oo

Pm me

To be sincere I don't have.

OlawaleBammie:


oooooohhhh, it shouldn't end der na. u must produce part 2 oo. sorry for d blackmail tho. i feel ur plight.




but pls i need d second part. plsssssss

What second part?
U want the continuation?. Lets see how everything will unfold. It might not be now but when it happens ,I promise to post it

Maryjane001:


What second part?
U want the continuation?. Lets see how everything will unfold. It might not be now but when it happens ,I promise to post it

ooh, ok, dat means it may take too long and i might not b dat active on nairaland by den, anyways, i pray it come good.

whodohgeepee:
Since 2016 I finished NYSC still no job. Not easy at all. Been attending interviews still no headway. Got an accounting job in 2017 but we all were treated as modern slaves. Imagine sweeping your office when there's an office assistant and also doing menial jobs meant for office assistant yet you are an Account Officer. I had to leave such toxic and static job. Though I learnt things I didn't know in accounting tho; learnt Excel and Quickbooks. I don't regret leaving but my sadness is not getting a befitting job that will make me put in my all and settle ever increasing bills. Got a sick mum to take care of and lil siblings too. Despite all these I'm so optimistic I'd get one this year and I'd testify right here.

P.S: it's frustrating and can be depressing but I urge us all going through tough patches to cheer up. This year is our year. Now smile!!!!

bro one can only smile when you've eaten. Its not easy. I wonder how people cope.. Since my nysc 2014 till now no job. It's crazy.

Heineken:
bro one can only smile when you've eaten. Its not easy. I wonder how people cope.. Since my nysc 2014 till now no job. It's crazy.

how do you manage to survive

Heineken:
Sometimes I just need someone I can talk to. Just to be happy at least. Imagine since I served 2014 till now no job. Nothing. No joy. Am 30 years now still squatting. To eat I need to visit my good guys atimes. Had it been my elder bro isn't late now, probably hyn go Don get job and this my suffering go Don stop. It's not easy. Sometimes I think suicide, am serious. But I don't want my mum to cry again because we just two now. May God help me. So tired...

oga i feel ur pains, but pls why are u looking out for job for good 5 years?? pls dont look for work na, there are little and very minute good jobs outside der, all we have are slavery and servitudes, stop looking for work, be useful for urself and nt for one ungrateful oga cus of #60k salary.

Dothraki:
how do you manage to survive

bro am just managing anyhow. Some have my good friends have been helping me..

generationz:


I see .

However one is never too old for fun.

I'm not a clubber so I won't advice one to go that way. However there are other fun recreational stuff to do other than making money. Especially if you have the cash.

Its also not compulsory one hangs out

I bilieve you are an introvert. Its just unfortunate that people like us find ourselves in an highly extroverted country like Nigeria.




Tagging along with your friends when they are going to have fun is a good start

As in it's that bad, but when I was out of the country I was enjoying myself, I guess it's just Lagos , everything here is just stressful and puts alot on your mind. I want to hang out but theres the traffic, stress and others ,

pcguru1:


As in it's that bad, but when I was out of the country I was enjoying myself, I guess it's just Lagos , everything here is just stressful and puts alot on your mind. I want to hang out but theres the traffic, stress and others ,

Lagos is too stressful jare but we have no choice than to get used to the hectic lifestyle

EkperemoEgbabi:


My biggest regret be say I be militant. I graduate from rsust but the lack of job drove me to militancy. I done make money in millions wella from bunkering but I no fit live normal life again. 6 days inside creek, 1 day on land.
Egbesu, which kain life be dis?

Cant you quit?. Change country or something.

RAGGA40:
My greatest regret was being born into a sadist family where quarrels, curses, fights occur on a regular, my dad beats my mom anyhow, my dad left my mom to be sleeping around with women, both married and unmarried. Although he is still training me he hates me so much, i'm the first son, this is my 6th year(extra year) in the university(university of nigeria, nsukka) i ave attempted succide severally i'm nt

I am a pure example of what you are passing through. My reg no is 2008. I HV not gradged yet. I picked my self up and lent tailoring and i HV a job nob which I combine with the handwork. One day nsk will hear us . #nevergiveupbro

Heineken:
bro one can only smile when you've eaten. Its not easy. I wonder how people cope.. Since my nysc 2014 till now no job. It's crazy.

One can only smile when one has life. It's well bro. Higher up we'd climb. Amen

Ikegift4real:


I am a pure example of what you are passing through. My reg no is 2008. I HV not gradged yet. I picked my self up and lent tailoring and i HV a job nob which I combine with the handwork. One day nsk will hear us . #nevergiveupbro

I say a big amen to that, God will help us all AMEN.

Iogobenz:
Mine is managing money tbh.
It stresses me more to keep money than to make it.
Looking at my spending frightens me all the time!
Like how am I suppose to keep up with this?
Scares me all the time I swear.i just need a good woman now to marry who will help me manage some stuff tbh.
Heaven please give me a better half.that's all I ask.
I don't mind getting married to her tonight.

Marry me

[quote author=Samyj247 post=79797518]no kill ursef bros. if u kill ursef ur enemies go laf u. inbox mk I teach u one or two things to do online make money.[/quote ]can you teach me?

[quote author=cooluzi post=80151775][/quote]if you don't have up to 30k to start, don't inbox me. but if u have then inbox

Samyj247:
if you don't have up to 30k to start, don't inbox me. but if u have then inbox

Let's deal.

Freehuman:
I have no regret. For every action there is a consequence.

When I fail ,unlike the people around me, I blame myself and not the devil . When I win, I repeat the sequence and try to get higher.

I am a man who is admired by the prettiest women in my social class, I lock eyes severally with daughters of billionaires and when I mix with princes born with silver spoons they all try to affirm the very message my character, aura and behaviour pass - Class. Class I am sure is not bought, how it's acquired I do not know. Class doesn't regret.

Not so tall a man, not so bearded a man, not so outspoken a man, but so introverted a man. They say I have a way with words. Why would the son of a middle income earner who has almost defeated the sociological theories of this contemporary society despair? Why should he regret?

Regret sets in when we are unable to let go, when we believe in specialty instead of time and chance, when we live the life of others in guise of our true selves and when we seek pity from the very commandments we defy.

This is me: I'd rather a corporal punishment for a rapist than a pat on the back when he makes that regret statement.

words on marble.