There are 5 key things that ugly girls know that pretty girls don’t!



1. Looks Don’t Matter!
Or in the words of my father “P*ssy don’t have no face!” In other words, men are not as caught up on looks as we think. Yes, being cute may help you become the teacher’s pet in elementary school, but once puberty hits, sexiness...attitude...confidence and overall “swagger” are what will attract men to you. We’ve all seen the girl who really is not that nice looking, but because of the way she carries herself, she commands attention when she walks in the room. You want to be the girl who’s “aura” is so magnetic, that it does not matter that the 1 eye she has is crooked or that she is missing a leg. She has a vagina, and it does not have a face. That’s all that matters.



2. It All Makes Scents!
Or as a homeless man once told me “Your Skunk can Have a Little Funk!”
Recently one of my best friends got a bikini wax so that she could get laid, and when no guys approached her, she was pissed. But what she failed to realize is that the pheromones that are designed to make you sexually irresistible to men are in the hair “down there” as well as under your arms. So the next time you see a hot guy on a date with the second coming of Sasquatch, remember to put the Nair down!



3. Trick and Treat!
We have all seen guys out on dates with girls that look like ghouls, goblins and the walking dead. It is what I call the Halloween Principle, or Ms.Trick and Treat. She might look like a hound from hell, but the Tricks and Treats she does in the bedroom make the Victoria Secret Angels look like the Virgin Mary. Many “hot chicks” think that all they have to do is show up, and sex is great. Aesthetically challenged women know they only get 1 chance to blow his mind (pun intended) and they go for it! Note: If you notice that your guy never wants you to eat after midnight, for fear that you may turn into a gremlin then you are a Trick and Treat Girl, so embrace it!



4. Fighting for Love! In All The Wrong Places!
Ugly girls fight....their man! Yep, I said it. These chicks will curse a guy out, give him a hard time...and he still comes back for more. Pretty girls have too much pride and don’t want to ever seem like they are losing control. Which is why they are single. If you want a man, you got to fight like one. If you are interested in a guy, go out with him to a bar and start a fight with him and then slap a bouncer. I promise you will steal his heart. The ugly chicks do it all of the time! Listen to Jasmine Sullivan’s “Bust The Windows” or Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats” to hype you up!



5. Borrow A Personality!
Believe it or not, this is the probably the hardest step for cute girls, which is why I saved it for last. Most of the beautiful women I know, are also the most boring. I mean, if you have been gorgeous all of your life, you never really had a reason to develop a personality. But girls without beauty know that brains will always win, so they use it to their advantage. Stop walking around looking so mean pretty girl. Smile for a change. Have you ever wondered why an unattractive woman was smiling? Make direct eye contact with a guy and say Hi! Pretend like you are interested in his boring conversation. Ugly girls have mastered the ability to forget about their own needs and cater to him! Which is why they win! Stop living your own boring life pretty girl...you don’t need a career...you need a man! If all else fails, pick an ugly girl and borrow her personality for a while. (If you are a broke pretty girl, try to put a personality on lay-a-way).
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Perfect blend of pun,humour and sarcasm. Nice

catwalq:
Perfect blend of pun,humour and sarcasm. Nice

lol

MJBOLT:

95% of NL ladies know this already

u think so?

Lol nice one

Top notch I related well with it.

You went off the rails when you dismissed beauty.

But I understand it's for humor.

I don't agree with your points really. They don't work but the 5th one works like magic, guys are usually drawn to welcoming faces not always for fine looks but personality

Papvz:
I don't agree with your points really. They don't work but the 5th one works like magic, guys are usually drawn to welcoming faces not always for fine looks but personality

calm down

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I see

Nmezor:
I see

see what

chenzen:
see what

Every thing

Nmezor:
Every thing

lol