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Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by ayobaminewss: 2:06pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Most people have, at some point, seen a classical sculpture of a naked man. He was probably gigantic, with perfectly shaped abs, pecs, and glutes – and he probably had way more definition than the average gym-goer. Nobody says it out loud, but I bet everyone who’s seen a classic art sculpture has asked themselves the same question: Why do all these perfectly shaped men always have such small dicks? Here Are The Reasons Statues Always Have Small joysticks: https://ayobami.co.ke/2019/07/14/https-ayobami-co-ke-2019-07-14-why-do-statues-always-have-small-joysticks/ 1 Like
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Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by iLegendd(m): 2:09pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Because most náked statues are white men or Asians. And also, in dîckology, we have showers and growers. Statues use growers, not showers. Most importantly, the designers of the statues don't want women to kill themselves with masturbation. Imagine a statue of a handsome man with a huge dîck. Lots of women will go back home and fantasize about him. So, it's better to make it small than big and lure hòrny women into excess masturbation. 9 Likes |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Oluwasaeon(m): 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Wtf!!! |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
must they even be naked? |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by delugajackson: 2:24pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Most muscular guys out there have smaller testicles due to their excessive usage of steroids. It causes the preeq to shrink. So its not out of place to see a statue of a muscular man with totally disadvantaged eggplants. This is reality. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Boxer007(m): 2:27pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
ayobaminewss: Brother you angry. your dik small? I can help u sir 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Olorunnim: 2:33pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Because the sculptures were mostly Greek And according to their beliefs A small penis Signifies Moderation And Big penis Signifies Lust immorality and the likes it's a long Thing to explain. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by dingbang(m): 2:44pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
I just wonder why a grown person will be asking such a stupid question 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI(m): 3:05pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
So you can concentrate on the statues and not the d^ck 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by czarina(f): 3:07pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
dingbang:It's not stupid. I've been wondering too until I read an article on the subject. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Kaceman(m): 3:20pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Before a specific gender start using it |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by TheFacelessMan: 5:53pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
@ OP.... you were saying ? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-joysticks/amp 4 Likes
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Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by ayobaminewss: 6:33pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan: 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Justiceleague1: 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Viewing this thread for the past 2hrs,tiffanyfan,jacqueline22 and franasoan |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
iLegendd:iyam dead
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Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by sisisioge: 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Because its the only time small deckss look cute 2 Likes |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan: 1 Like
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Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Nobody: 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Justiceleague1: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Jacqueline22(f): 8:52pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Justiceleague1: Saw your mention What about you |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Justiceleague1: 8:53pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Jacqueline22: |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Jacqueline22(f): 8:56pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Justiceleague1: Don’t kiss me o |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by tiffanyfan(f): 9:17pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
Justiceleague1: Do you have it nla abi kekere |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 11:22pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
delugajackson: Why would you imagine that muscular guys have small deek? U never know. |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by czarina(f): 11:44pm On Jul 14, 2019 |
delugajackson:Fat people, maybe, but not muscular guys. So I was told. |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by nagalee(m): 4:25am On Jul 15, 2019 |
iLegendd:hahaha. You nor well I swear. |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Justiceleague1: 11:48am On Jul 15, 2019 |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by tiffanyfan(f): 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Fountainofyouth(f): 3:50pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
czarina: Believe me, some muscular guys are a disappointment in that aspect while some fat guys are quite impressive. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
So that some degenerate women won't try to Bleep it. |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by princfred(m): 4:25pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Not to freak out little children and have lascivious mad women mount the status at night breaking it in the process? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Do Statues Always Have Small joysticks? by czarina(f): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth:hmmm....I'm learning everyday |
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