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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by djoe21(m): 12:47pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
dedons: No mind am. Text buddie kor. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by BianoJay(m): 12:53pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
pesinfada: Very funny you. You will be a bad employer o |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by djgreenland(m): 12:54pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
goshen26: My own Bode Thomas? I know the furniture company!!! 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Kenneth10110(m): 12:56pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
ucheuzor1: I knew it wasn't that good still dropped it no time to arrange write ups. Please it's my write not yours not forcing you to read and understand... |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by ImaIma1(f): 1:09pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Kenneth10110(m): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
iammiracle1: Its done already thank you 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by peteruuu(m): 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by djgreenland(m): 1:18pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
MisterKings: That's a the name of a man in my Kindred in Enugu state oo. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dannybrasky(m): 1:27pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by chijioke17(m): 1:36pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Let me add mine, sometime ago, got this job advert via WhatsApp, the doc seemed reasonable. Asked basic questions about my qualifications and then location. We negotiated and he 2as honest enough to say the best he can pay is 40k per month. I decided going for locum with him would be better. He also opened up that he sometimes owed salaries as he doesn't get patients often. Placed me on permanent night, 2 days after,he asked I prepared for surgery, told him, oga for surgeries you pay me differently. He pleaded with me, I agreed. Was placed on permanent night. Quacks come in the morning and spoil work for me, in the night I'll be taking care of almost endangered patients. One night I told him I'll be leaving, he said he won't pay me full cos i didn't meet up to management expectations. Told him point blank, you are management and if by doing the job of 10 people for peanuts means I'm not upto expectations, I won't have it. He then said I should have given him a months notice before I leave if not I forfeit my month's pay, but if I can get a replacement, that's when he'll release me. Til him if that's all, he said yes. In less than 10minutes of posting the job online, oga came back and said abeg that the calls are too much, his Gmail is crashing cos of CV submission. Next day strolled out like a boss. A week later he sent me my pay,(not complete) and called that in case I'm still interested in working for him, I shouldn't hesitate. I told him he doesn't have a conducive working environment and as such I can't venture to his hospital again. Few months later I dey obodo oyibo 30 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by LadySarah: 1:39pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
sherify2011: Really?.Read what i quoted and tell me what You make of it.Nobody is perfect but that post upset my head . If You are OK with it,no p. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PapaNnamdi: 1:44pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Olamsoh:is the iron company in isolo cos it is just the same description with one aluminium company I worked for at isolo, no security guard then 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by LadySarah: 1:46pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Kenneth10110: Its much better but You have called me a fool already.no problem. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by molybdenum0012: 1:49pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
So many funny experience here. Let me share mine. We were on semester break at that time, so i was in Lagos to hustle and get some cash to take back to school. So, I and my younger brother decided to look for jobs around Ikeja. We were up early at around 6:30 am. We got to Ikeja and saw lots of people at the entrance of a chineses Nylon factory. Obviously, they were waiting to be picked for the job. We decided to join them and Doing the waiting periods we heard gory tales of how a worker there had one of his legs cut by the machine while working and they just paid him 60k to take care of himself. Still not deterred by that, we waited. Then at 7:00am on dot, the gate was open and the Chinese guy first examined us critically, then pointed hands to me, my younger brother and anyone who has a good built and height. My brother come and see how people were begging to be chosen-all for slavery. Thereafter, we were addressed and each of us were given identification card. Later, a Chinese guy came and started given us a card to our department. He gave me engineering Dept, I was like this guy dey craze ooo, where somebody leg was cut recently. Then , my brother too to engineering department. We were to resumed by 7pm since we would be working night only. Later were told that the pay daily is 300 naira. We went back home and when it was around 6:00, I asked my brother if he would be getting ready for the job.. he was like what's of me....lol 7pm knack nobody commot for house. 27 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by armadeo(m): 1:51pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
goshen26: Wait the guy who had a technicians job was asked to supervise cleaners following which he became a cleaner.... and the company put you on the same pathway to cleaner hood... Men people are evil and shocking but this is freaking hilarious. One of the best so far. 10 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by eghuan1(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Horlhamhi: You know the funny thing is there's no network in the village so they couldn't call me to find out what happened 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by unikprince(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
clive2u:Amen n Amen. Thank u bro 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by chibyke02(m): 1:54pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
This is One of the funniest thread. My was during my one year I.T I went out to hurt for a job, finally I came across one computer training center been that I studied computer science, I decided to check them out. They invited me for an oral interview and was told to tutor the students on ms word and PowerPoint which I did very well finally I was congratulated and was given an appointment letter and what I saw in the appointment letter was that my take home for every month would be 3k which cannot cover my t.p #300 tro and fro, or my feeding, but I accepted because I no longer want to stay at home each day, I needed to leave home each morning. To cut d story short I work with them for 3months and find my way. Anyway I also saw that it was a voluntary job in the appointment letter. But at least my tutoring there enhanced my memory too. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Horlaslim(m): 2:02pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
hotplate: Please can you give me your friend link for the tech company. I’m interested in learning plumbing also |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Kenneth10110(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
LadySarah: You know humans are not perfect so it took minutes to get back to normal sense and correct it. Take me as the fool for still going back to do the correction. 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
abkrgumel: Abeg make una manage am together. You can even lap her cos e no plenty again ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Yusfunoble(m): 2:11pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
dannybrasky: 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by dunsin125: 2:15pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
ucheuzor1:Amen Amen |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by czarina(f): 2:20pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
PrincessB1:True, I was wondering whether your chair no dey finish ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 2:20pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
dedons:I get o, but that one no be for free ![]() |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by martinskelly(m): 2:21pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Asquare84:you think so, well no be you dey my shoe but now I'm doing fine without her help or any of my family members. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by eghuan1(m): 2:21pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
Damisam93: Central primary school, Akpakume in UDI local government of Enugu state 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 2:23pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
czarina: L ![]() So you are the babe. I don catch you ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by martinskelly(m): 2:26pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
djoe21:Thought of it though, but that was not our initial plan. Anyways I'm doing well now 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by eddybongo101: 2:31pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
I travelled from PH to Lagos for job interview in surulere area, after d mock exam, one short black lady came to address us, they were networking company that does health outreach and sell drugs.. She asked those willing to proceed to the next stage of the interview to register with #3,000 . The hall empty immediately she finished the announcement, I pity for myself that day, after I don sit 8 hrs inside Agofure bus to lagos 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by djgreenland(m): 2:31pm On Jul 16, 2019 |
ucheuzor1: Then go and rest!!! |
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