In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24.
The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9.
The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.
Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)

On behalf of C.R.A(comment readers association) I reserve my comment till ....

Wisdom (The Spirit of God) has not revealed this unto you, but foolishness and ignorance (flesh and blood).

jesusjnr:
Wisdom (The Spirit of God) has not revealed this unto you, but foolishness and ignorance (flesh and blood).

I can equally say the same to you. You have been condemning homosexuality as a carnal man. Why not ask your holy spirit for interpretation.

Stop using your Bible as an excuse to hate and condemn.

GodWrites:


I can equally say the same to you. You have been condemning homosexuality as a carnal man. Why not ask your holy spirit for interpretation.

Stop using your Bible as an excuse to hate and condemn.

jesusjnr:
Wisdom (The Spirit of God) has not revealed this unto you, but foolishness and ignorance (flesh and blood).

That former comment is yet a perfect response for you, because it's only foolishness and ignorance (flesh and blood) that could have possibly revealed to you that to speak the Truth means to hate and condemn, and not to love in Truth.

#satanzombiewrites

jesusjnr:




That former comment is yet a perfect response for you, because it's only foolishness and ignorance (flesh and blood) that could have possibly revealed to you that to speak the Truth means to hate and condemn, and not to love in Truth.

#satanzombiewrites

You have already engaged in name calling.. Can you do better?

Do better by answering the questions posed above, not by dodging them. Is it a bullet?

GodWrites:


You have already engaged in name calling.. Can you do better?

Calling you by your real name is doing better by me, for that's the truth about you.

GodWrites:


Do better by answering the questions posed above, not by dodging them. Is it a bullet?

If that's (a bullet) what a foolish and ignorant question is called, then dodging it would not only be a very wise thing but the best option.

For what's the point, for you have already answered the question by yourself for yourself and for those who are foolish and ignorant enough to be deceived by the answers that was revealed to you by your foolishness and ignorance(flesh and blood).

#satanzombiewrites
#realname

jesusjnr:
Calling you by your real name is doing better by me, for that's the truth about you.

If that's (a bullet) what a foolish and ignorant question is called, then dodging it would not only be a very wise thing but the best option.

For what's the point, for you have already answered the question by yourself for yourself and for those who are foolish and ignorant enough to be deceived by the answers that was revealed to you by your foolishness and ignorance(flesh and blood).

#satanzombiewrites
#realname

Hahaha so much pain. Make depression no kill you ooh

#Jesuszombieinpains
#Zombiesheep
#Realname

GodWrites:


I can equally say the same to you. You have been condemning homosexuality as a carnal man. Why not ask your holy spirit for interpretation.

Stop using your Bible as an excuse to hate and condemn.

The Bible commands us to condemn and kill this people!

Who are you as a canal man to say otherwise

GodWrites:


Hahaha so much pain. Make depression no kill you ooh

#Jesuszombieinpains
#Zombiesheep
#Realname

Thanks a whole lot for i'm proudly a God zombie.

And a God zombie is a googolplex times better a Satan zombie.

#meGodzombie
#yousatanzombie

jesusjnr:
Thanks a whole lot for i'm proudly a God zombie.

And a God zombie is a googolplex times better a Satan zombie.

#meGodzombie
#yousatanzombie

It all depends on your definition of both terms. To someone out there, Satan is the good guy, while Yahweh is the bad dude

Satan can mean enlightenment, knowledge, consciousness to some folks out there. So, it all depends on your definition and perception of both.

If you are referring to a black horror looking monster with horns, perhaps you have a growing up to do.

However, both characters don't exist.

Since you aren't ready to tackle the posed questions, you can now leave the thread. Not everyone is as jobless and purposeless as you.

Won't be able to respond to your mentions.

Godzombie

GodWrites:


It all depends on your definition of both terms. To someone out there, Satan is the good guy, while Yahweh is the bad dude

Satan can mean enlightenment, knowledge, consciousness to some folks out there. So, it all depends on your definition and perception of both.

If you are referring to a black horror looking monster with horns, perhaps you have a growing up to do.

However, both characters don't exist.

Since you aren't ready to tackle the posed questions, you can now leave the thread. Not everyone is as jobless and purposeless as you.

Won't be able to respond to your mentions.

Godzombie

You shouldn't have expected me to tackle the foolish and ignorant questions you posed, for that would be tantamount to me encouraging you to continue in it.

Lol! I'm not surprised you think writing for the devil makes you to be busy and purposeful, for hence I said your foolishness and ignorance(flesh and blood) has revealed this to you, for it is a big lie!

Please do me a favor and don't mention me again as you said, for it would be my pleasure if you kept your word. Thanks

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