EVILFOREST:
When ever I think of going to a CLUB in Nigeria and I remember the state of insecurity that follows it, I just branch off at one of these PENTECOSTAL GATHERINGS that perpetrate and condone all manner of MADNESS...

RIGHT there, I will catch a CHICK...
Far better than Clubbing, since you would meet a large chunk of desperate chicks waiting for the opportuned Man to introduce eggs into them.

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

judgementyard:
Church don dey tire me to go !

tayebest:
You make sense bro!

But shey that babe you mentioned in no4 don gree for you?

CosmicPhoenix:

there is no difference between churches and night clubs,they are social gatherings.

Biglittlelois:


Smh!!!

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

Officialgarri:


I'm still waiting o, she hasn't passed. I want to ask her if she's wearing bra cos there's no bra strap on her shoulder

ebonyggurl:


but wait o. To dey focus on other people's dressing and habits for inside church na wetin you suppose dey do?

CosmicPhoenix:

be careful,it might fall off

9jaBloke:



Were you bundled into the church? Even if you were, what's stopping you from leaving? I don't think you came to worship.


On a lighter note, who else remembers the Garri Invaders?

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

ezeonline2:
End time church

HopeAtHand:
@Op, u sef dey try to attend, e don reach almost 36 months I last reach church gate.

TSRC:

He is a man.

A lady in front is wearing tight fitted skirt showing the size and colour of her pant, while another one beside him is wearing a dress where the breastts wants to jump out due to excessive cleavage, and you say he should not look?

How can he not look?

vivalavida:


Will that affect the price of garri people

ebonyggurl:


Lolz. Stand up and sit somewhere else

Officialgarri:

An angle where you do not have to see the pastor I guess, or an angle where there are no ill dressed people, which would be in my room.

ebonyggurl:


Sit around the guys and pay attention to the preacher

Officialgarri:

And which of the modern churches have u seen guys sit separate and ladies sit separately?
Or I'd just walk up to someone humbly stand up so I could take his/her seat... Interesting

CosmicPhoenix:

how was service today?

is that all you can say you sound like it was boring

Biglittlelois:



Twas great

CosmicPhoenix:

is that all you can say you sound like it was boring

Biglittlelois:


How does "great" sound boring

HopeAtHand:
@Op, u sef dey try to attend, e don reach almost 36 months I last reach church gate.