qwertyboss:
Funniest thread ever

Adeebiwa09:


The guys here are very super hilarious have been laughing out loud since morning to the surprise of people around me. I look forward to working with these guys work will be fun. But does NNPC know the kind of people they are about to employ... Clowns.


Cocococo, bobowaja, teaser4, larride, kevlala, mathology et al... All local men and women of NNPC. I greet

Dmamasboy:
Interviewed on the 2nd and no alert yet. Still leaning towards AccessBank theory. Most likely the ones paid today have been weeded out of the Process

tayowiseone:
I think i'm deducing a theory from all these.

Perhaps those paid last week were the ones that were rejected right from the interview panel. And now that it's confirmed that selections have been concluded, they decided to pay off those that have just been screened out.

Common sense will not kill me sha.

Source: Me

joobseekar:
Oya another theory, instead of NNpC to conduct 2 interviews like most big firms, they conducted one, and employed "2 line screening" after screening the first people, they pay them immediately, now they've screened out the second batch, and are now being paid.

July 6th or 2nd applicants are not the only people that have been paid, they've paid other dates too. And they're yet to pay some applicants on those July 2nd and 6th as well.

Note: IF APL is coming next week, THEN

Tfare should be concluded this week,

ELSE IF Tfare will continue to next week, THEN

Tfare will be paid weekly till APL comes in,

ELSE Tfare has no correlation with APL,

END IF.


Hahahahaha

bobowaja:

Coco....

They might be paying in batching tho as people earlier suggested..... Arms and fingers crossed

Beeam:
From: do-not-reply@nnpcgroup.com
To: ************************@yahoo.com
Subject: Application Update

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

With regard to your application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we regret to inform you that after careful consideration of your impressive qualifications and experiences...........

RealisticJ:


Where did this copy and paste come from

Beeam:
From: do-not-reply@nnpcgroup.com
To: ************************@yahoo.com
Subject: Application Update

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

With regard to your application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we regret to inform you that after careful consideration of your impressive qualifications and experiences...........

lilangel20:
When did they send this?

Inception:


GT or EH?

Afootee:
Do you think as an employer I will spend money on applicants I will not be needing their services in the long run. Is it not better to compensate those that will be called back to work with us?

Think about profit maximization and staff efficiency boost.

Beeam:
From: do-not-reply@nnpcgroup.com
To: ************************@yahoo.com
Subject: Application Update

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

With regard to your application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we regret to inform you that after careful consideration of your impressive qualifications and experiences...........

bobowaja:

Na wahala him dem find. People will start refreshing their email, some will even refresh sms box sef

bobowaja:

Na wahala him dem find. People will start refreshing their email, some will even refresh sms box sef

Beeam:
From: do-not-reply@nnpcgroup.com
To: ************************@yahoo.com
Subject: Application Update

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

With regard to your application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we regret to inform you that after careful consideration of your impressive qualifications and experiences...........

Enrypech:


Guy, this your common sense make sense

Collect on collllllllllllllldddddd Pepsi, on me

RealisticJ:


People don dey form admin and overseriousness for thread, dat post go just carry pple enta coma.

joobseekar:


mosgoon was on 4th

Beeam:
From: do-not-reply@nnpcgroup.com
To: ************************@yahoo.com
Subject: Application Update

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx,

With regard to your application for a position in Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), we regret to inform you that after careful consideration of your impressive qualifications and experiences...........

Teaser4:
bro you dey mind those mumus, dey think say na their church/school WhatsApp group...lots of nairaland newbies... "learn to ignore , laugh or fvck off"... Me goun post anything i feel like...but I will never post source cos I no get one.. I'm for the ABT.. Until i get paid...I won't stop supporting the theory...if that doesn't go down well with anyone here... make una slide...

PS...bro I hope you know say this quote no dey for you sha...safe bro

mosgoon:
nope, I was on the 5th

GeniusOla:


#Team 5th , GT, Mechanical Engineer, Lagos, Non-Alertee

apexmall:
I wasn't invited for the exam, interview but he checking my mail for my congratulation message. I will share my story here later on Nairaland. I only know God. Trust God for me Nairalanders.

Saimeritus:

You will receive alert tomorrow.