KingTom:

Breasts maybe, but as for the game I can't see him doing so

You are an elder o

afrodoc2:


Nah he can’t press. Massive upgrade on Mata and Lingard in terms of offense though.

Now I read he's asking for 350k per week. If this deal goes through, I will question the sanity of Ed

pharod:


They said that home is where the heart is...

My heart is in Canada. And I will always remember the road that will lead me home...

lollz

afrodoc2:
If Ole believes there is a place for Dybala in his team with the formation, tactics, and style of play then he should get him. The salary he wants is about right for him considering his seniority, past form, and the potential he has to get better IN THE RIGHT SYSTEM.

However if they are getting him just because he is available and don’t know how he will fit the style of play then they should japa.

I just hope this Dybala issue does not stop us from getting Bruno Fernandez who would give us more balance in midfield than Dybala.

I don't think United deal for Bruno Fernandez will go through because both plays the same position it will great if we can get Bruno Fernandez and Dybala but trust Woodward he can't pull both deals

afrodoc2:
If Ole believes there is a place for nihilist in his team with the formation, tactics, and style of play then he should get him. The salary he wants is about right for him considering his seniority, past form, and the potential he has to get better IN THE RIGHT SYSTEM.

.

To be honest, I'm willing to overlook my intense dislike for anything scummy, and actually sign for you.

I'm cheaper than Dybala too. Give me 20k a week and a packet of White London, and we're good to go

dubylhover:


Wow,He plays DM role very well? No wonder what the fuss has been about

No. I said he can play as CM with a DM behind him. He plays as a central midfielder or attacking midfielder.

nihilistjnr:


To be honest, I'm willing to overlook my intense dislike for anything scummy, and actually sign for you.

I'm cheaper than Dybala too. Give me 20k a week and a packet of White London, and we're good to go

We'd rather sign airmark.. He's a proven goal scorer with numerous individual awards

eph12:

Now I read he's asking for 350k per week. If this deal goes through, I will question the sanity of Ed

Maga UNITED. Long may ur woes continue...

Maguire 400k per week
Dybala 350k per week
Lingard 300k per week

nihilistjnr:


To be honest, I'm willing to overlook my intense dislike for anything scummy, and actually sign for you.

I'm cheaper than Dybala too. Give me 20k a week and a packet of White London, and we're good to go

Can you twerk, zanku, or swim long distance like the other famous omo shekpeteris that we know about?

Biggieboy:


Maga UNITED. Long may ur woes continue...

Maguire 400k per week
Dybala 350k per week
Lingard 300k per week

You just know a shekpite when you see one. Even skimpled is not immune from this agbero behaviour

afrodoc2:


Can you twerk, zanku, or swim long distance like the other famous omo shekpeteris that we know about?

Talent is not a requirement to get into your team.

I can Instagram as well as Lingard for 80k less.

Announce me abeg

obainojazz:
We'd rather sign airmark.. He's a proven goal scorer with numerous individual awards

Airmark is a goalkeeper.

nihilistjnr:


Talent is not a requirement to get into your team.

I can Instagram as well as Lingard for 80k less.

Announce me abeg

No 2 situations are the same, otherwise Kaffy would have replaced Hazard in your team.

afrodoc2:


No 2 situations are the same, otherwise Kaffy would have replaced Hazard in your team.

Kaffy never won epl poty or silver ball at a world cup.

I am comparing myself with equally talentless dross like Jones, Lingard or leguminous matter.

We can all lack talent together - I just happen to be cheaper

nihilistjnr:


Kaffy never won epl poty or silver ball at a world cup.

I am comparing myself with equally talentless dross like Jones, Lingard or leguminous matter.

We can all lack talent together - I just happen to be cheaper

Polling booth award. Pius has just 4 more UCL goals than Kaffy from open play despite playing dozens more games. PLUS Kaffy is cheaper to feed.

If you guys could pay Bogarde's salary for 4yrs for sitting at home picking his nose and also paid Bakayoko and Baba Rahman salaries then there is nothing new under the sun.

This Madrid defence open like autobahn.

afrodoc2:


Polling booth award. Pius has just 4 more UCL goals than Kaffy from open play despite playing dozens more games. PLUS Kaffy is cheaper to feed.

If you guys could pay Bogarde's salary for 4yrs for sitting at home picking his nose and also paid Bakayoko and Baba Rahman salaries then there is nothing new under the sun.

Tell Woodward to announce me.

Transfer window go soon close

nihilistjnr:


Tell Woodward to announce me.

Transfer window go soon close

Rachel Oniga and Hilda Dokubor can cry like David Luiz, and their hair is equally as long if not longer. Roman should announce them first when window opens for you guys, then we can talk about announcing you.

We Don turn Maga for market...Bleep ed Woodward, sign me Fernandes.

bisoye11:
We Don turn Maga for market...Bleep ed Woodward, sign me Fernandes.

Maga United. Long May your woes Continue...



Ashley old 250k per week
Seun longrod 300k per week
Youngster Lingard 250k per week
Pianist Sanchez 550k per week
Maguire 400k per week
Dybala 350k per week
Own goal specialist Jones 250k per week

Long may ur woes continue..

Someone should please quote this small boy that has been looking for attention all day.

Biggieboy:




Maga United. Long May your woes Continue...



Ashley old 250k per week
Seun longrod 300k per week
Youngster Lingard 250k per week
Pianist Sanchez 550k per week
Maguire 400k per week
Dybala 350k per week
Own goal specialist Jones 250k per week

Long may ur woes continue..

Is it your money?

afrodoc2:


Rachel Oniga and Hilda Dokubor can cry like David Luiz, and their hair is equally as long if not longer. Roman should announce them first when window opens for you guys, then we can talk about announcing you.

What is all this na

Leicester should learn from what we are doing to inter. Karma is a b*tch and first to do no dey pain.90m for maguire?seriously? I wouldn’t be surprised if we eventually didn’t sign him.

Biggieboy:

Maga UNITED. Long may ur woes continue...
Maguire 400k per week Dybala 350k per week Lingard 300k per week

Sanchez 500k per week

eph12:

You just know a shekpite when you see one. Even skimpled is not immune from this agbero behaviour

Don’t be unfortunate

obainojazz:
We'd rather sign airmark.. He's a proven goal scorer with numerous individual awards

Werey, go and sign Ighalo.

Oasis007:
Fabio Paratici is in London working alongside the agents of Paulo Dybala and Romelu Lukaku, along with Manchester United. The goal is to try and come to a solution amongst all parties to bring the swap deal to a close. Negotiations continue.

- Di Marzio

How I wish bigger clubs can just come and snatch all these players away. Especially Maguire and Fernandes.

afrodoc2:


No. I said he can play as CM with a DM behind him. He plays as a central midfielder or attacking midfielder.

Oh..okay thanks