I will return it direct to pastor...

I will give my tithe. 10%

I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

Holy Ghost Fire Kill Me If I Give Pastor That Money...

IamPlato:
Holy Ghost Fire Kill Me If I Give Pastor That Money...

Lolz...we're all pastors!

Pack the money and locate the nearest beer parlour

Una nor go talk true...

Some of guys go still carry part of the money go pay tuition fee for the new semester (betting boys understand)

I would quickly pay my tithe and gboju

ahnie:
I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

Wow! A round of applause

Okay. I will surely return it to the Pastor. God will bless me in no time

i will collect it and put it inside offering basket but if it is outside church dat money is all mine

I'll be scared to touch that kind of money. I'll call someone and show him then tell the minister later

Some people can lie ehh!

ahnie:
I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

For how much na , ? $100,$20 $5 wen no reach $1000 dollar u wan break dia head for embassy and steal ticket to go Canada or ba so Canada cheap ? Madam u go need to steal more ,bcus that money na BTA alone he cover .

Oluwasaeon:
Pack the money and locate the nearest beer parlour

correct guy
Thunder fire me if i give 'my' money to any pastor.
Na to just enter beer parlour declare booz for everybody.

Unfortunately. I'm not the type that picks money

CosmicPhoenix:

i will give the money to the police as a good citizen of nigeria

ahnie:
I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

Relocate to Canada ontop how much?

ahnie:
I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

I am your future husband. I hope say you never marry or else I go challenge your husband to fight

I wil look right look left.i will quietly bend down and pick

zolapower:

For how much na , ? $100,$20 $5 wen no reach $1000 dollar u wan break dia head for embassy and steal ticket to go Canada or ba so Canada cheap ? Madam u go need to steal more ,bcus that money na BTA alone he cover .

Guy man Don game tire but nothing like BTA again bro. No go use that format for client we Ja a o

I go use buy bitcoins,thank u lord Jesus

Say no more

ahnie:
I would firstly use my left leg to match the money...do the signs of the cross...then piss on the money...unto say make I no come turn into yam or tortoise,then pick it....then buy crates of soft drinks for the congresants...then STOP ATTENDING the church for good.



When I get home...I would seat my husband down and give him the money.But one thing z sure...na Canada we go relocate to for life.

you're not going anywhere o. sheybi you're among the people that voted buhari.. we die here o

Pick the money.....marathon race straight to aboki's place to change am.

God will provide pastor's own.....na my own blessing be da

The manner has fallen.
Nobody can reject manner so I will not reject it.

I will keep the money in my pocket and use it to solve some of the myriads problem I have....



While thanking angel moses for dropping my own manna.

I will give the money to the FG to purchase weapons to fight insecurity in Nigeria in my dream but in real life, I will relocate to Canada and start a new lyf

Las las na to turn yam����

Well as a child of God i just have to safe guard it in my pocket and use it to enrich the body and temple of christ

Me

Obviously Jah wants me to have em