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Re: closed by nisai: 2:37pm On Aug 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol, my phone almost went crazy trying to translate that. The entire website went SW on me. I can recognize the bolded though grin
Na the bolded be the koko now wink wink

And don't forget to say yours back to me grin grin

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Re: closed by XhosaNostra(f): 2:51pm On Aug 17, 2019
nisai:
Na the bolded be the koko now wink wink

And don't forget to say yours back to me grin grin


Lol

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Re: closed by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 17, 2019
I came to c ur dick bfor commenting...i cant read dat long writeup
Re: closed by nisai: 3:03pm On Aug 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Lol
Lol, evasion

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Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:15pm On Aug 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, this reminds me of something I saw yesterday. One madman strutting around, showing off what his papa gave him. The mad ones always carry big things, while the rest, with all their sanity, are out there hung like a mouse. I believe God has a sense of humour grin
do u know why? I will tell you.. But so many men have a bigger size than that...I can't come here and spoil someone's daughter.
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:16pm On Aug 17, 2019
blissgregory:
I came to c ur dick bfor commenting...i cant read dat long writeup
He gave the length, let your mind do d rest.
Would love to meet u.
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:18pm On Aug 17, 2019
starbuck:
Please i am interested in the pictorial view so I can render my help or advice
Chat him on WhatsApp, nairaland will suspend him if he does so. A ban he will get.
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:20pm On Aug 17, 2019
Raydos:


Do you know that excess masturbation shrinks the penis??
Myth..rule of use & disuse.
It can only affect your dick when u scrub too hard.. It's not gonna reduce your dick. Which in future may result to premature ejaculation and weak erection, if not impotency.
Stop the habit, if u do.
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:22pm On Aug 17, 2019
Joystark:
Please show us pictures...
So we can know how exactly to advise you.
U want to get a similar Love Machine I guess.
DM me..let's WhatsApp
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:27pm On Aug 17, 2019
DenreleDave:
I don't understand it but sumtyms I feel God didn't do me well oooo..I see my mates with correct dick but mine isn't the same.... Especially when flaccid, it's too small but I enjoy the size when erect. As in when erect, I enjoy it but yet i still feel I shud have more than this if it was big in my flaccid size. Concerning my dick, I think God hasn't done me too well. As in how can I have a small dick when others have it huge and fleshy.

I'm scared of marriage Cox I wunt pray to have a woman dt I can't satisfy on bed and I am someone that loves sexual activities. I'm even shy to dress anyhow among my colleagues.. I don't know why God created me this way, I ought to have it huge with the way I love sexual stuff..
People who has enlarge their dicks shud Pls tell me and help me
Any suggestions on how to add more pounds of flesh to my dick... Traditional or modern with out no side effects.
Abeg I don't av money for surgery ooo
Pls note, without no side effect, no side effect. I can't coman be impotent all bcox I want a big dick ooo.. Save son of man.
Get pussy juice, apply day and night for one year, see magnificent result..but remember AIDS IS REAL.
I'm not advicing you to have raw sex o.
Get married if u want a bigger dick.
A big dick is ur mind.
Re: closed by XhosaNostra(f): 4:44pm On Aug 17, 2019
zexy2030:

do u know why? I will tell you.. But so many men have a bigger size than that...I can't come here and spoil someone's daughter.

Are you one of them?
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 4:48pm On Aug 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:


Are you one of them?
If u care, let's WhatsApp
Re: closed by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 17, 2019
zexy2030:

He gave the length, let your mind do d rest.
Would love to meet u.
better seen dan said.Am nt interested,thanks for d offer.
Re: closed by BucketMan: 5:03pm On Aug 17, 2019
zexy2030:

He gave the length, let your mind do d rest.
Would love to meet u.
just look at the ugly biatch you are pussying over

Na wa for guys o

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Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 9:12pm On Aug 17, 2019
BucketMan:
just look at the ugly biatch you are pussying over

Na wa for guys o
Yea, I agree she is.

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Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2019
blissgregory:
better seen dan said.Am nt interested,thanks for d offer.
Sorry, I wasnt referring to u either. So u thought u qualified to be dated..mtchewww.
Re: closed by Nobody: 10:24pm On Aug 17, 2019
Idiot,y did u send me an email??sorry i cant reply ur email.Look elsewhere is nt by force
zexy2030:

Sorry, I wasnt referring to u either. So u thought u qualified to be dated..mtchewww.

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Re: closed by Nobody: 1:37am On Aug 18, 2019
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Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 6:22am On Aug 18, 2019
blissgregory:
Idiot,y did u send me an email??sorry i cant reply ur email.Look elsewhere is nt by force
Oh, I never knew it was you pretty. I have met u before, that's why I emailed you. Just reply so I can remind you. We had so much fun back then, the memory keeps ringing, I have missed you.
Re: closed by Nobody: 6:48am On Aug 18, 2019
U met me bfor but u sent me an email n wanted to c me...u r still a baby.My last mention boy.
zexy2030:

Oh, I never knew it was you pretty. I have met u before, that's why I emailed you. Just reply so I can remind you. We had so much fun back then, the memory keeps ringing, I have missed you.
Re: closed by Nobody: 6:59am On Aug 18, 2019
I prefer u post it here
kelvinrhs:
I am showing mine on Whatsapp 07032293621
Re: closed by Joystark(f): 7:36am On Aug 18, 2019
kelvinrhs:

Whatsapp 07032293621 for pictures

Thought you wondered why guys don't have their nudes leaked sometime ago...
Seems you want me to test your theory on you. I'm sure you don't want your winny to hit frontpage.

Better remove your number from here, before scammers will use you and shine... I'm bet you don't want to lose the 1-5k you were worried about investing.

And oh, how did your jamb go? Hope you finally got admission??
Re: closed by Joystark(f): 7:40am On Aug 18, 2019
zexy2030:

U want to get a similar Love Machine I guess.
DM me..let's WhatsApp

Lol.. machine bawo.

Bet you meant love toothpick lipsrsealed
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 9:42am On Aug 18, 2019
Joystark:


Lol.. machine bawo.

Bet you meant love toothpick lipsrsealed
Wasere, where u dey? Ur pussy will tell if its toothpick or na iron rod.
Leave it for your pussy to determine.
Re: closed by zexy2030(m): 9:44am On Aug 18, 2019
blissgregory:
U met me bfor but u sent me an email n wanted to c me...u r still a baby.My last mention boy.
Ewww, see aunty.
Re: closed by blazepascal(m): 9:57am On Aug 18, 2019
Thats how you were created some guys dick are not even straight everybody has his own anatomy you just have to find the right pussy for yur own
Re: closed by Joystark(f): 10:30am On Aug 18, 2019
zexy2030:

Wasere, where u dey? Ur pussy will tell if its toothpick or na iron rod.
Leave it for your pussy to determine.

Keep dreaming
Re: closed by Originalsly: 11:44am On Aug 18, 2019
Bro..... be thankful with whatever you have.... that it works fine. Always be mindful of what you wish for. Whatever size your penis be.... is the correct size for your body "brain box". Should you get what you want... a pill that will add 3 inches length and 1 inch girth.... making you a very proud and confident guy... can't wait to reel it out at the slightest opportunity....girls and women would be rushing you..... then what? Have you considered with a bigger dick you need a whole lot more blood to get in there to make it erect?.... and to maintain erection?... the quantity of blood that your "brain box" was not programmed to supply? Now what would you do with your big unproductive ineffective dead dick? Stop looking at other people's dicks.... it is unmanly.... be contented with what you were served... use it effectively and do not abuse it. Just saying.
Re: closed by frozen70(f): 1:44pm On Aug 18, 2019
Work hard and get what will make you comfortable in life

Be romantic and loving when you are with a woman

Yes women love big dicks but if you are loving and romantic, that alone is what an average woman wants

Learn the technics of satisfying a woman with out dick on the bed, you will discover that the dick is just to complete your action

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