I don't love and can't love anyone, a lot of girls say they love me, but that's their business.

XhosaNostra:


Lol, you tell me.

I already told you I didn't understand.

Now am getting riled. You mean with all those intimate relationship advices, expertise love languages and stories you reel out on here daily you could not, even with blaring symptoms of love chicken pox all over my body, diagnose my disease?

Baby now haba

nisai:
I already told you I didn't understand.

Now am getting riled. You mean with all those intimate relationship advices, expertise love languages and stories you reel out on here daily you could not, even with blaring symptoms of love chicken pox all over my body, diagnose my disease?

Baby now haba

LMFAOO, Nisai. Funny you. Sorry I didn't mean to laugh but hahaha. Hilarious.

When is your birthday? Perhaps that'll help us get to the bottom of this curious case of love sickness

XhosaNostra:


LMFAOO, Nisai. Funny you. Sorry I didn't mean to laugh but hahaha. Hilarious.

When is your birthday? Perhaps that'll help us get to the bottom of this curious case of love sickness

No fear I don pass 18.

Mo nifẹ rẹ mo si fẹ fun ẹ loyun

nisai:
No fear I don pass 18.

Mo nifẹ rẹ mo si fẹ fun ẹ loyun

I didn't mean your age but the month & date

I haven't fallen in love, although I've always loved people. The day I'll fall in love, I'll do something remarkable.

Her personality was, and still is the female version of mine.

XhosaNostra:
He matches me to the letter "T"

His mind is full of beautiful things
Past revelations & future sins
He takes me to places I never wanted to go again, deep in my heart where a new seed of love blooms
He inspires
Sparks my creativity & makes me want to pen an open love dedication with a billion lines
He came wrapped in that raw husband material, while unraveling him, I realized it goes on for many, many miles
Listen, we don't have all day, just know he's the reason behind this girl's happy smiles (hopefully not many cries)

You Sound Like You Found A Perfect Man

Shes gotta have money, brain and big azz

Foolishness..

It's been nightmarish so far...

Her yansh

iswallker:
Foolishness..

It's been nightmarish so far...

Why are you still with her?

She get hair for armpit

His tolerance,gentleness and his kind heart






Sorry I forgot
He has a big di*k

I saw her big nyash. immediately i fell in love

https://medium.com/@robinwely101/how-a-man-killed-himself-and-ran-away-1325e4cc9cc1


Love ni

Ciaos:
I was walking,when a lady tapped me to adjust the collar of my shirt, i truned around only to behold a beautiful face with a charming smile...

I actually turned around to scold the person because i was in a bad mood after a failed job interview....
Her beautiful and charming smile melted my heart.. one thing led to another and we became lovers,i still love her and wish to marry her.. her beauty and charming smile swept me off my feet.

U r lucky o. I envy u

IamPlato:
You Sound Like You Found A Perfect Man

You reckon or I could just be spilling the contents of my wild imagination?

SHE HAS A FORGIVING SPIRIT...she loves me die.

Thegeneralqueen:
His tolerance,gentleness and his kind heart






Sorry I forgot
He has a big di*k

You saw his di*k before falling in love with him?

His calmness, his voice and his sense of responsibility

Let me share mine...

I got an unidentified number call me, on a very frustrating afternoon. I normally don't pick unsaved numbers except I'm expecting one. Out of frustration I was about to pass the anger to this unknown caller, but the voice I heard next melted my soul. "Hi, this is xxxx from xxxx you left your notepad at xxxxx, I saw this number written on it, with the name, pls am I speaking with xxxx".
At that point I've never heard any soothing voice as such in my entire life. I kept stuttering with my words. She was the Usher in a church I had attended the previous Sunday, at this point I had no regular church, but then I told my self this might just be it. I couldn't wait for Sunday to reach so I could match the face with that voice. (I'm not a social media person
Sunday came, I waited for two services , lo and behold I met with the stunning beauty, and as they say .. the rest is history! She has been bursting my head ever since that day.

tohyorsih:



You saw his di*k before falling in love with him?

Was already in love but when we did it......it increase

nisai:
No fear I don pass 18.

Mo nifẹ rẹ mo si fẹ fun ẹ loyun

yoruba guys with nausating behaviour, bitch is far away in south africa and this yoruba fool is here trippin. I spit on the dick that begget you and the vagina that gave birth to you

He showers me with so much love even with my plenty tantrums

Thegeneralqueen:
Was already in love but when we did it......it increase

Oh! good

Olayinka8793:
Very few men fall in love these days. Na money matter dey our mind. Country hard and man got survive first.

I agree. But we need to fit love into that hustle

No lady for now. I am still gathering money for land and foundation. Also keeping money for marriage when I finally meet her but my relationship will not be more than 4months before proposal

Im an artist... So she bought me a pencil set!!! I fel automatically in love!!!! �

We were in jss2 and she was my crush. on one faithful day,she made me angry and so I hit her. She didn't struggle to fight back or abuse me. The next day she sent me an apology letter and some apple fruits. I was so touched by the words in the letter and the sweet taste of the apple that I loved her the more. And I equally felt ashamed of myself hitting her. She made me promise myself never to hit any lady. I love mi Mimi so much. But won't marry her.

She's the exact kind of girl i always prayed for. Just like me she's quite playful, her sense of humor is great, she's brilliant, doesn't read wrong meanings to things i say or do. Lemme stop here.

She's just perfect

...her voice

Her voice is very soothing.
Her voice is angelic.

Her voice is always capable of calming the nerves of an angry man.