I could run 3.2km in 10 minutes before my screening in January...lalo and Sargent dauda made me do 100 push ups..now I woke up this morning to try...I'm seriously disappointed in myself lol...ordinary 20 press up I cannot do..

mayowa94:
What reason?

The size of my balls is above average....

QuantumR:

The size of my balls is above average....

Nigerian army we hail thee.

QuantumR:

The size of my balls is above average....

Me just checking mine to see if it’s average

QuantumR:

The size of my balls is above average....

How can a person tell if his balls are normal or "above average". I guess I will start peeping at random balls and asking politely if I can grab and weigh them I can just imagine the collateral damage that would ensue

Maybe it's polyorchidism anyway, some people have more than two testicles and may not know it.

does having ulcer disqualify one?

emeritus007:
does having ulcer disqualify one?

if they can detect it, it will but the ish is...you'll give yourself away cos there were some days we didn't eat on time cos of medicals and if you have an episode in public, mhen! All drugs would be confiscated at the gate so you won't have any drug to use

EVarn:
How can a person tell if his balls are normal or "above average". I guess I will start peeping at random balls and asking politely if I can grab and weigh them I can just imagine the collateral damage that would ensue

Maybe it's polyorchidism anyway, some people have more than two testicles and may not know it.

The normal size of the testicle is just about the size of a palm kernel.
If your own be like coconut, guava, pawpaw or even water melon.. OYO things.

EVarn:
How can a person tell if his balls are normal or "above average". I guess I will start peeping at random balls and asking politely if I can grab and weigh them I can just imagine the collateral damage that would ensue

Maybe it's polyorchidism anyway, some people have more than two testicles and may not know it.

Lol... the funny part was that a woman was d one who examined me...

ugo4u:

The normal size of the testicle is just about the size of a palm kernel.
If your own be like coconut, guava, pawpaw or even water melon.. OYO things.

Upon reading this, I actually fondled my balls while mentally comparing them with palm kernels

Good news is, they aren't anywhere as large as guavas, bad news is, they are slightly larger than palm kernels more like the size of that ball at the tip of roll-on perfumes.

But army sef funny o ...I never knew all these things can be checked. Quite interesting indeed.

QuantumR:

Lol... the funny part was that a woman was d one who examined me...

Tough luck, chances are that if it was a man, he'd have let you off the hook.

EVarn:
Tough luck, chances are that if it was a man, he'd have left you off the hook.

U r ryt. Lessons learnt. Im tryin my chances again. This time i will be more careful

QuantumR:

Chances is zero, truth b told. People were dropped last time for odd reasons like irregular dental formation, a guy having marks in his body (dos traditional ones), high bp, etc. D reason i was dropped still baffles me till dis moment.

Please can you shed more light on the "irregular dental formation"? Thanks.

QuantumR:
The size of my balls is above average....

Hmmmmm were u called back for review?

Prospect048:
why don't use call up letter...sincw they said anyone Corps member that will pass out October can apply

I'm applying for dssc. I also saw that part on the instructions but it was on the SSC instruction, I guess I will go ahead and upload the call up letter.

Boyka007:

Someone just said that NA said Corp members that will pass out October can apply nd i jus checkled he is correct. U can use ur call up letter but if you want to wait still, no harm in that too

I'm applying for dssc. I also saw that part on the instructions but it was on the SSC instruction, I guess I will go ahead and upload the call up letter.

KennethNnolim:


Please can you shed more light on the "irregular dental formation"? Thanks.

If they r not well arranged as in the upper should match up with lower ones, jointed, abnormal shapes e.t.c.

Refom:

Hmmmmm were u called back for review?

No, although i heard pple went back for review, called or not called. Dat moment i was still in shock.

From my analysis, d first few days or ur arrivals, u will b subjected to all manner of stress just to provoke any hidden health issues out of u. Boom dey will take u up to medicals, even while doin medicals dey wont free u. I could remember one night inside cold, dis medical officer started pourin us water for no stupid reason and ask us to be singing.., ibrahim came again and started floggin guys randomly... so annoyin

QuantumR:

The size of my balls is above average....

Nigerian army come and enter heaven lemme see......



imagine the reason as if you pump ur balls... Izzit not from ur creator

ugo4u:

The normal size of the testicle is just about the size of a palm kernel.
If your own be like coconut, guava, pawpawl or even water melon.. OYO things.

chai..... me checking my balls right now.....

QuantumR:
From my analysis, d first few days or ur arrivals, u will b subjected to all manner of stress just to provoke any hidden health issues out of u. Boom dey will take u up to medicals, even while doin medicals dey wont free u. I could remember one night inside cold, dis medical officer started pourin us water for no stupid reason and ask us to be singing.., ibrahim came again and started floggin guys randomly... so annoyin

Oga Ibrahim don shayo that time..

QuantumR:
From my analysis, d first few days or ur arrivals, u will b subjected to all manner of stress just to provoke any hidden health issues out of u. Boom dey will take u up to medicals, even while doin medicals dey wont free u. I could remember one night inside cold, dis medical officer started pourin us water for no stupid reason and ask us to be singing.., ibrahim came again and started floggin guys randomly... so annoyin

flogging kini?..... is that allow?...... will flogging also provoke hidden health issues?

Damfostopper:
flogging kini?..... is that allow?...... will flogging also provoke hidden health issues?

Well, from the stories I heard about the screening, sometimes when soldiers are drunk or excited,they can put you through hell(but not necessarily injure you), sometime cadets can even come and pounce on you if they are able to sufficiently tease out provocation from you.

The army carries out training with military malice. The believe is that every soldier must be the strongest and most versatile species.

salaboiz:



Oga Ibrahim don shayo that time..

Exactly, and all dos soldiers knw say d guy don high but dem free am make him continue to dey use us catch fun.. i hate my life dat nyt cos d guy flogged me twice, water touch me also . All dos guyz wey take off i no blame dem at all.

EVarn:
Well, from the stories I heard about the screening, sometimes when soldiers are drunk or excited,they can put you through hell(but not necessarily injure you), sometime cadets can even come and pounce on you if they are able to sufficiently tease out provocation from you.

The army carries out training with military malice. The believe is that every soldier must be the strongest and most versatile species.

True talk, that therma 3 guy, adebayo and his colleague slapped hell out of some guys one morning like dat.

QuantumR:

True talk, that therma 3 guy, adebayo and his colleague slapped hell out of some guys one morning like dat.

Yeah, that's how it works. Those guys can be very arrogant and insecure, they are the biggest threat to SSC/DSSC guys and one needs to be wary of them, even after hanging the pips.

I remember Corporal Friday, the M.P no dey joke at all

QuantumR:

True talk, that therma 3 guy, adebayo and his colleague slapped hell out of some guys one morning like dat.

That’s insecurity and stupidity the idiot therma 3 that would touch me I would make his stay in Aka a living hell. Imagine a 20 years old boy that’s not even a graduate yet touch DSSC cadet.

Prudent5217:


That’s insecurity and stupidity the idiot therma 3 that would touch me I would make his stay in Aka a living hell. Imagine a 20 years old boy that’s not even a graduate yet touch DSSC cadet.

Calm down he is your senior as far as army is concerned. Even now sef it is terma 2 guys that are now mates with SSC cadets, it's that bad but wetin you go do?

ugo4u:

Calm down he is your senior as far as army is concerned. Even now sef it is terma 2 guys that are now mates with SSC cadets, it's that bad but wetin you go do?

I laugh in Spanish

Buying and Serving Job in the Army is one thing. But when it becomes physical it’s another thing entirely. At least some of us bought good jobs in German currency and served them graciously. Before some clowns even thought of joining the Academy