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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:23am On Aug 22, 2019 |
I could run 3.2km in 10 minutes before my screening in January...lalo and Sargent dauda made me do 100 push ups..now I woke up this morning to try...I'm seriously disappointed in myself lol...ordinary 20 press up I cannot do.. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 8:28am On Aug 22, 2019 |
mayowa94:The size of my balls is above average.... |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:26am On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR: Nigerian army we hail thee. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 9:37am On Aug 22, 2019 |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 10:32am On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:How can a person tell if his balls are normal or "above average". I guess I will start peeping at random balls and asking politely if I can grab and weigh them ![]() ![]() Maybe it's polyorchidism anyway, some people have more than two testicles and may not know it. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by emeritus007: 10:32am On Aug 22, 2019 |
does having ulcer disqualify one? |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:55am On Aug 22, 2019 |
emeritus007:if they can detect it, it will but the ish is...you'll give yourself away cos there were some days we didn't eat on time cos of medicals and if you have an episode in public, mhen! All drugs would be confiscated at the gate so you won't have any drug to use |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 11:17am On Aug 22, 2019 |
EVarn:The normal size of the testicle is just about the size of a palm kernel. If your own be like coconut, guava, pawpaw or even water melon.. OYO things. 4 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 11:21am On Aug 22, 2019 |
EVarn:Lol... the funny part was that a woman was d one who examined me... |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 12:26pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
ugo4u:Upon reading this, I actually fondled my balls while mentally comparing them with palm kernels ![]() Good news is, they aren't anywhere as large as guavas, bad news is, they are slightly larger than palm kernels ![]() But army sef funny o ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 12:29pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:Tough luck, chances are that if it was a man, he'd have let you off the hook. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
EVarn:U r ryt. Lessons learnt. Im tryin my chances again. This time i will be more careful |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KennethNnolim(m): 12:54pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR: Please can you shed more light on the "irregular dental formation"? Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Refom: 12:59pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:Hmmmmm were u called back for review? |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sapiosexuall: 1:35pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Prospect048: I'm applying for dssc. I also saw that part on the instructions but it was on the SSC instruction, I guess I will go ahead and upload the call up letter. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sapiosexuall: 1:36pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Boyka007: I'm applying for dssc. I also saw that part on the instructions but it was on the SSC instruction, I guess I will go ahead and upload the call up letter. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 2:04pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
KennethNnolim:If they r not well arranged as in the upper should match up with lower ones, jointed, abnormal shapes e.t.c. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 2:06pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Refom:No, although i heard pple went back for review, called or not called. Dat moment i was still in shock. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 2:11pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
From my analysis, d first few days or ur arrivals, u will b subjected to all manner of stress just to provoke any hidden health issues out of u. Boom dey will take u up to medicals, even while doin medicals dey wont free u. I could remember one night inside cold, dis medical officer started pourin us water for no stupid reason and ask us to be singing.., ibrahim came again and started floggin guys randomly... so annoyin |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 2:50pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:Nigerian army come and enter heaven lemme see...... imagine the reason as if you pump ur balls... Izzit not from ur creator 1 Like
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 2:54pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
ugo4u:chai..... me checking my balls right now.....
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by salaboiz(m): 2:56pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR: Oga Ibrahim don shayo that time.. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 3:00pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:flogging kini?..... is that allow?...... will flogging also provoke hidden health issues? |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 3:31pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Damfostopper:Well, from the stories I heard about the screening, sometimes when soldiers are drunk or excited,they can put you through hell(but not necessarily injure you), sometime cadets can even come and pounce on you if they are able to sufficiently tease out provocation from you. The army carries out training with military malice. The believe is that every soldier must be the strongest and most versatile species. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 3:45pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
salaboiz:Exactly, and all dos soldiers knw say d guy don high but dem free am make him continue to dey use us catch fun.. i hate my life dat nyt cos d guy flogged me twice, water touch me also ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuantumR: 3:48pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
EVarn:True talk, that therma 3 guy, adebayo and his colleague slapped hell out of some guys one morning like dat. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 4:09pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR:Yeah, that's how it works. Those guys can be very arrogant and insecure, they are the biggest threat to SSC/DSSC guys and one needs to be wary of them, even after hanging the pips. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by salaboiz(m): 5:15pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
I remember Corporal Friday, the M.P no dey joke at all 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 6:02pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
QuantumR: That’s insecurity and stupidity the idiot therma 3 that would touch me I would make his stay in Aka a living hell. Imagine a 20 years old boy that’s not even a graduate yet touch DSSC cadet. |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 6:10pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Prudent5217:Calm down he is your senior as far as army is concerned. Even now sef it is terma 2 guys that are now mates with SSC cadets, it's that bad but wetin you go do? |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 6:23pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
ugo4u: ![]() |
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 6:33pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Buying and Serving Job in the Army is one thing. But when it becomes physical it’s another thing entirely. At least some of us bought good jobs in German currency ![]() |
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