Omudia11:
Yes!

wow, just wow

ubunja:
and the funny thing is that gold diggers who marry billionaires are usually dumb women who just look pretty and will be nothing more that what you've bolded from my message.

It's the poor Simps that want women equal to them. Cause they know they ain't shît basically.

Let me shock you. The "equal" women easily start complaining how they need a "strong" man few months into the relationship

It's the classic feminine struggle...

They want to fuuuck Alphas but need Betas to take care of them and their children.

They're always trying to tame the Alphas they deeply desire to fuuuck and "improve" the Betas they desire to marry

It's the eternal struggle for the "full" package

Jesuspikin8:


Loooool

If you think parochial village elders are inferior to formal education, then you're truly an IYI (Intellectual Yet Idiot)

I see why you said you didn't need intelligent women. You must be seeking the opinion of your village deity in Zimbabwe before dating a girl then.

Loolz, a baboon in suit armed with a mobile phone.

Modern day digital Tarzan

Why don't you show us some tree-hopping dexterity, I will be impressed with your animal gait and kola-stained teeth.

Oh, how do you fvck your women, you just fall on them like a drunken sailor , heaving like a sex-farmished idiot with bad breath while thumbing your chest and bellowing like a Serengeti wild primate...

Do you also believe in family planning? oh, your home must be identical to a cattle breeding colony

You need to upload yourself into the 21st century.

Your ancestors were burden onto humanity.

Don't be the living aftershock of their behemoth ignorance.

Little Tarzan!

Jesuspikin8:


Let me shock you. The "equal" women easily start complaining how they need a "strong" man few months into the relationship

It's the classic feminine struggle...

They want to fuuuck Alphas but need Betas to take care of them and their children.

They're always trying to tame the Alphas they deeply desire to fuuuck and "improve" the Betas they desire to marry

It's the eternal struggle for the "full" package

true. I have said it before.
A woman wrestles a man for power but given that power she loses interest. And attraction.

Lmfao!!!!

Managed to piss off Simps maximally on this thread...





It gives me great joy

And honor.

Weathered:
I see why you said you didn't need intelligent women. You must be seeking the opinion of your village deity in Zimbabwe before dating a girl then.

Loolz, a baboon in suit armed with a mobile phone.

Modern day digital Tarzan

Why don't you show us some tree-hopping dexterity, I will be impressed with your animal gait and kola-stained teeth.

Oh, how do you fvck your women, you just fall on them like a drunken sailor and heaving like a sex-farmished idiot with bad breath while thumbing your chest and bellowing like a Serengeti wild primate...

Do you also believe in family planning, oh, your home must be identical to a cattle breeding colony

You need to upload yourself into the 21st century.

Your ancestors were burden onto humanity.

Don't be the living aftershock of your behemoth ignorance.

Little Tarzan!

I feel sorry for you.

ubunja:
Lmfao!!!!

Managed to piss off Simps maximally on this thread...





It gives me great joy

And honor.

TBH, the only people I wanted to interact with on this thread were women themselves.

Too bad they've maintained the tradition of silence whenever you hit the truth

Jesuspikin8:


TBH, the only people I wanted to interact with on this thread were women themselves.

Too bad they've maintained the tradition of silence whenever you hit the truth

yes. It was left to the assslickers to rush to the front and fight for women.

As usual.

Jesuspikin8:

I feel sorry for you.

does he think you live in Zimbabwe?

Damn!!!!!

STAND DIFFERENT:

Every man thinks he’s Kevin Hart when he’s on a date because women love two things: Laughing and eating. Being a good time is mandatory for a man to win you over, he knows that.

As a woman you’re most likely clueless how to win a guy over from lust to genuine affection.

Let’s drop the ego for a second. When I say “win a man over” it’s not saying you need to bend over backwards and give him a head on the first date or buy the dude an Apple Watch.

The same way a guy is trying to either entertain you or spoil you to get brownie points, you have to think about how you can show him you’re truly different from the other girls he dated in the prior months.

The secret that most women don’t know is that as men we see the same exact personality patterns.

A dude went on a date with a girl who lived in lekki... she acted the same way as a girl from ikoyi. Talked about the same things, laughed the same way, played shy at the same moments, and probably even gave up the panties in the same manner.

It’s all parody because women are taught to dumb down their personalities around guys they like instead of being that smart fun lovin' person they are when with friends or family.

see complete chapters:
https://www.nairaland.com/5384765/series-untold-secrets-season-1

Weathered:
I see why you said you didn't need intelligent women. You must be seeking the opinion of your village deity in Zimbabwe before dating a girl then.

Loolz, a baboon in suit armed with a mobile phone.

Modern day digital Tarzan

Why don't you show us some tree-hopping dexterity, I will be impressed with your animal gait and kola-stained teeth.

Oh, how do you fvck your women, you just fall on them like a drunken sailor , heaving like a sex-farmished idiot with bad breath while thumbing your chest and bellowing like a Serengeti wild primate...

Do you also believe in family planning? oh, your home must be identical to a cattle breeding colony

You need to upload yourself into the 21st century.

Your ancestors were burden onto humanity.

Don't be the living aftershock of their behemoth ignorance.

Little Tarzan!

ubunja:
does he think you live in Zimbabwe?

Damn!!!!!

Worse, he thinks I'm your alt. Made it really hard to get any meaningful conversation out of that dude. Just sad

Jesuspikin8:
Worse, he thinks I'm your alt. Made it really hard to get any meaningful conversation on of that dude. Just sad

losers live with paranoia

ubunja:
losers live with paranoia

And verbiage

Never forget verbiage

ubunja:

It's funny cause your threads are being rejected by the same people you seek to impress.


Are you really that desperate for female validation and goodwill?

Who are those automatically liking this ubunja comments, when the guy sneezes, he has more likes than those making comments with more sound contents. @op, nice post you have here.

Jesuspikin8:
You See that girl arguing with Ubunja in front-page?

She'll bang him over the OP.

Guy why you funny like this?

Up next.
wait for it.

pcguru1:


Lol very funny, I'm a hustler I'm not interested in studying women. I take none of you guys serious, because I presume you are all young and bitter. I can't take advices from pple who deal in absolutes.

The last man who muttered those silly words was roasted by you can guess who...

lawkenoz:
Aswear this dude cracked me up. He completely missed it from the first line in his write-up.

Oga OP I get you wanna be a champion of female morality and classic dating tactics but you missed this one by a mile. Guys aren't the only ones looking to score. I can tell you women these days need the hammer down more if not equal with the guys.

Not everyone is looking for a fulfilling relationship, some people just wanna lash and move on. Stop stressing your mental faculties on trivialities. There are bigger problems in the world than who is "knacking" who.

Please look for solutions to climate change or discuss about jollof rice. There are bigger fishes to fry (Pun intended).

Tell that to Ubunja whose posts only centers on women and pussy alone,if not you don't have a point.

AreaFada2:

My dear truth is bitter. When a guy sees a girl he really loves he won't wast time. As long as he is already prepared to marry.

When you are left for another babe, it is not necessarily so that he was dating that other girl before. He was just managing you until the babe of his dreams came along.

You should even be happy that he didn't marry you out of pity or guilt. It would be an unfulfiling marriage. You will now have the chance to meet the guy who truly loves you.

You can ask the question "why did he toast or date me in the first place?" Well, maybe be the packaging that attracted him at first did not quite match the content he expected. Whereas the content might be what another guy has been looking for. That's life.

True. Based on the diggings of myself and my friends it even appears like dude has been married for a while now but he goes around telling people he isn’t married and a lot of behaviors and excuses which was overlooked because you don’t want to be tagged difficult now makes sense
It is just shocking the extent people go.

ubunja:

You think suicide will end your sex problems?




Prepare to be raped in hell for all eternity by Satan and his Dick of fire.

Ubanja is just jealous that his tread do not hit frontpage like Chenzen.Lol.

Funmmyastic:



Tell that to Ubunja whose posts only centers on women and pussy alone,if not you don't have a point.

okay.
How does my name somehow end up in your mouth when I'm not even the least involved in whatever you're discussing??

WTF??

Funmmyastic:
Ubanja is just jealous that his tread do not hit frontpage like Chenzen.Lol.

again,,,what's your obsession with Ubunja??

This is getting out of hand.

DateMynd44:
then leave romance section and go to religion section.
you're forming saint but u spend all ur moments and topics on romance section.
Hippocrates

it's hypocrite, bloody semi literate that can't spell a simple noun.

iamrosheed:

Bro send me the invite link

Your own sef. No plenty talk just small request.

ubunja:

You think suicide will end your sex problems?




Prepare to be raped in hell for all eternity by Satan and his Dick of fire.

Somebody cannot suicide in peace again.

princfred:
Somebody cannot suicide in peace again.

lmfao.

karo93:
Its not that deep most times...

A girl knows in less than 15mins of meeting you if you are the kind of guy she wants to be romantically (not necessarily sexual) involved with...it doesnt take too long to know if he checks most boxes

Its not practical to keep a guy u have interest in in the friendzone cos u can loose him easily if he realises he doesnt have a shot

The friendzone is for 2nd choice guys......the kinda guy she isnt originally interested in......but can be a backup plan, or if she's hasnt found her real type after 6months.....or the one she later decides to sha manage maybe out of pity or something......these are the ones that spend eternity trying to win her heart

If a girl that many guys are chasing just accepts a new guy s proposal quickly, it just means she rilly liked him.......the ones in the friendzone are the 2nd class/2nd choice.

Human beings dont legit treat people they really want roughly for fear of loosing them

ubunja:

I admire your naivety.

Its a blanket statement that will have many exceptions..... afterall some people commit suicide....some people will rather die of hunger than beg or do some menial jobs.....some people will rather stay jobless than beg for a job....some people will rather loose a good relationship than to simply say sorry.....

Such happen.....but such proud thoughtless people ready to risk it all on a whim are the minority....

ubunja:
who needs a smart woman? For what? To work equations at home?

Please.

Cooking, cleaning, opening legs amd having children don't need a smart intelligent goal oriented woman.

Esther Vilar supported what you wrote below. And Ofcourse she’s a woman so she knows better

Make sure you put yourself first and improve your life daily Nairaland men.

Guys like Ubunja are just giving you a reality check. Bitter truth about this world. How it really works. Not what society tells you. The hard truth about life. Learn at your own discretion.

Women are careless. You should never give your heart to a being that is careless. That’s all I can say.

Goodluck.