Twhizzy2:
All in quote...

I give up, you win!

scobyy2007:


Hmnnn seems Mosgoon = Jarus

Are u a new comer sir? And have u received alert? just want to check something

GeniusOla:


Issues with passport size not uploading, discouraging even so many qualified people from applying that made me abandon registration from 13th march only to wake up on the last day 26th of march to register, morover, the few i mentioned are just a tip of the variables you haven't put into consideration sir, just checking another something

[quote author=GeniusOla post=81734080]
There are variables at both ends of the argument but there really is no hard and fast rule about online applications. If there are difficulties like you mentioned, the cybercafes are there. My point is this, the 'variables' that would discourage anyone from applying to NNPC would not be much, hence the large number of applicants.

krypton:

I agree with you. On a lighter note, ive been thinking of how i can convert this 25.6million to naira

GeniusOla:


Issues with passport size not uploading, discouraging even so many qualified people from applying that made me abandon registration from 13th march only to wake up on the last day 26th of march to register, i know the number of guys in my class that didn't register this very day, there was the son of a retired NNPC staff, in my class he simply said "dad told only my younger brother to apply cuz my age is above 28, morover, the few i mentioned are just a tip of the variables you haven't put into consideration sir, just checking another something

God bless you. Very early this morning, I already typed a comprehensive post listing all variables that could truncate people's application (but I didn't think I needed to go too far so I deleted it, yes I agree I wasted my time there) and I confidently put it that the bolded has the highest impact. Two of my colleagues were affected. Then if you extrapolate...you can imagine.

GeniusOla:


I agree with you. On a lighter note, ive been thinking of how i can convert this 25.6million to naira

lol, wish I knew

Boypeace1:


Howfr na u no get sauce again

Inside life!

Nawa ooo...the argument now na how many people apply for NNPC.
From no sauce, people that pressed Apply button and started application are up to 25.5million but not all 25.5million pressed the submit button.
So how many X clicked submit button?
How many X were shortlisted for CBT?

Find X in the equation above?

Who be this one....?
Don't lemme talk today oooo....

jlomz:

You should sure know he doesn't believe it

ChasteGhuy:
please include Wadume.

Haha

Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!

souljar:

God bless you. Very early this morning, I already typed a comprehensive post listing all variables that could truncate people's application (but I didn't think I needed to go too far) and I confidently put it that the bolded has the highest impact. Two of my colleagues were affected. Then if you extrapolate...you can imagine.

What about this category of people

Hello bro, please where did you get your statistics for the number of employed and unemployed people?
If it's from the NBS, I'll advise you disregard most of their statistics because they are very inaccurate.

Twhizzy2:
Statistically, as at Q3, 2018, number of persons in the labour force is 90.5m.
Unemployed (working less than 20hours a week) is 20.9m
Underemployed is 18.21m
Employed is 51.3m

From the data above, it's statistically possible.

Considering the fact that the "employed" also applied.

NB: I'm not confirming that 25.6 applied to NNPC.

Ladyjane5657:
Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!

Ladyjane don show
Unto some as e dey hot levels.

Tfare and APL don't relate unless u force them....
Thank u local man...@souljar
I have been on d look out for this phrases since thirty first of February any time I hear the word "relate" or
"relationship"...

souljar:

Web designers (or so) can tell you better, but where I currently work there were 27k attempted applications (which the number itself isn't as alarming as 26m, so no need for statistical research) but only 7k successfully applied.

You also read comments here about clicks on the website being a possible parameter; and I cant say if the two aforementioned cases are different.

Why am I even explaining this?? What does it mean to pass through something? and what does it mean to apply for something? The words dont even relate; unless you force them.

JB01:
@Jarus @mosgoon

MSc in view was stated in my CV. I wonder if that would affect my chances.

I think at this stage, it is only the performance in interview that matters.

Jarus:


I think at this stage, it is only the performance in interview that matters.

Uhm! Just performance?

Chasteguy was right from the start.....I still think I was right too....but now, I'm thinking who is more right....
@chasteguy...abeg coman help me read this....

Ladyjane5657:
Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!

Twhizzy2:
Statistically, as at Q3, 2018, number of persons in the labour force is 90.5m.
Unemployed (working less than 20hours a week) is 20.9m
Underemployed is 18.21m
Employed is 51.3m

From the data above, it's statistically possible.

Considering the fact that the "employed" also applied.

NB: I'm not confirming that 25.6 applied to NNPC.

25.6m people applying for NNPC jobs is statistically impossible.

Nigeria has a population of 180m. 25.6m means 1 out of every 7 Nigerians applied.

I doubt 3 people in my family of 100 applied. My mum and sisters did not apply. My wife and children did not apply. All carpenters and mechanics in my area did not apply.

So where is the 1 out of every 7 coming from?

Some stats are common sense. They cannot be true.

Nigeria has a population of 180m.
44% are 0-14 years of age, 53% between 15-64 years, and 2.7% above 65 years.
That means the number of adults of working age is 53% ie 95.4m. The literacy rate in Nigeria is 60%, that means only 57m are able to read and write from the adult population (an illiterate cannot apply to NNPC).

Now, that adult population includes people between 15-20 years, who could not have applied for NNPC. Let's say those are 5m. We have 52m left.

Now, are you saying 25m out of 52m (1 out of every 2 educated adult Nigerians) applied for NNPC job?

We have not even taken out those who are still in the universities, Polytechnics and COEs but are above 20 years.

It is just statistically impossible.

mathology5431:
Nawa ooo...the argument now na how many people apply for NNPC.
From no sauce, people that pressed Apply button and started application are up to 25.5million but not all 25.5million pressed the submit button.
So how many X clicked submit button?
How many X were shortlisted for CBT?

Find X in the equation above?

lol

94million people started the application.

26million people clicked submit button

60k people were shortlist for CBT.

According Ladyjane

Jarus:


25.6m people applying for NNPC jobs is statistically impossible.

Nigeria has a population of 180m. 25.6m means 1 out of every 7 Nigerians applied.

I doubt 3 people in my family of 100 applied. My mum and sisters did not apply. My wife and children did not apply. All carpenters and mechanics in my area did not apply.

So where is the 1 out of every 7 coming from?

Some stats are common sense. They cannot be true.

Nigeria has a population of 180m.
44% are 0-14 years of age, 53% between 15-64 years, and 2.7% above 65 years.
That means the number of adults of working age is 53% ie 95.4m. The literacy rate in Nigeria is 60%, that means only 57m are able to read and write from the adult population (an illiterate cannot apply to NNPC).

Now, that adult population includes people between 15-20 years, who could not have applied for NNPC. Let's say those are 5m. We have 52m left.

Now, are you saying 25m out of 52m (1 out of every 2 educated adult Nigerians) applied for NNPC job?

We have not even taken out those who are still in the universities, Polytechnics and COEs but are above 20 years.

It is just statistically impossible.

Spot on! Now, this is closer to market sizing estimation..professionally. We do it A LOT during my time at McK for big name clients and critical situations so once i saw that, i knew right away it was totally impossible

ChasteGhuy:


Please tell us where you stand in this easymoneysniper latest APL gist?

Do you believe the info? YES or NO?

Honestly, I'm indifferent

mosgoon:

Spot on! Now, this is closer to market sizing estimation..professionally. We do it A LOT during my time at McK for big name clients and critical situations so once i saw that, i knew right away it was totally impossible

You want your frenemies here to come for your head again.

#LOL

I like you sha.

Gbriels:
Who be this one....?
Don't lemme talk today oooo....

lol...

souljar:

Haha

abi na... Since 26million people applied, it's very possible Wadume applied too coz he's within the age bracket for EH... Even though he didn't attend uni

Jarus:


25.6m people applying for NNPC jobs is statistically impossible.

Nigeria has a population of 180m. 25.6m means 1 out of every 7 Nigerians applied.

I doubt 3 people in my family of 100 applied. My mum and sisters did not apply. My wife and children did not apply. All carpenters and mechanics in my area did not apply.

So where is the 1 out of every 7 coming from?

Some stats are common sense. They cannot be true.

Nigeria has a population of 180m.
44% are 0-14 years of age, 53% between 15-64 years, and 2.7% above 65 years.
That means the number of adults of working age is 53% ie 95.4m. The literacy rate in Nigeria is 60%, that means only 57m are able to read and write from the adult population (an illiterate cannot apply to NNPC).

Now, that adult population includes people between 15-20 years, who could not have applied for NNPC. Let's say those are 5m. We have 52m left.

Now, are you saying 25m out of 52m (1 out of every 2 educated adult Nigerians) applied for NNPC job?

We have not even taken out those who are still in the universities, Polytechnics and COEs but are above 20 years.

It is just statistically impossible.

Applications are hereby requested for the post of factual "arguers" kindly come forward with your C.V to checkmate this, PS only 2 slots available, application closes tonight, thanks.

Jarus:




You want your frenemies here to come for your head again.

#LOL

I like you sha.

haha. honestly, i don't even know again, sometimes i would want to type and then think deep unnecessarily because of past events. But i included that to give context as Management Consulting companies eat Estimations for food. I honestly don't care anymore what anyone thinks. I still remain on this thread cos it's a very fun thread and I want to see how events unfold

Ladyjane5657:
Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!

the HR hanty never baff

Ladyjane5657:
Another hot one....another sauce... From PH refineries tho... ( no be towers for AbJ... Quote me well)

Sis called and told me not to pray for Alert o ( whereas local woman has been begging God for it) cox a HR lady she asked had told her the pattern of payment was some sort of selective measures... Abeg no crucify me o... Na information ah dey pass so... Truthfully
( I have been an ardent believer and crusader of NO CORRELATION BTW APL AND ALERT)..

So right now all I want is my Apl .. Alert can come later...

PS: don't quote me or the hanty that called me, quote the HR hanty that gave her the info...

I'm off...Lemme keep sourcing for more sauces... It must be served HOT!

I hardly post here anymore but came on and saw this, sis we get you probably have a "connect" in NNPC enough of all this a friends sister's uncle's brother said ish, for this your sauce i can TELL you its definitely NOT true, there is NO corellation between TP/APL, so my people pray hard because even people inside towers have NO concrete info, and just formulate logical things they heard via hearsay. Bubu and Kyari intend to usethis recruitment to set a new precedent it been the major recruitment since both parties entered power (president/minister of pet. & GMD) they intend to use it as a yard stick to prove that they are men of integrity and are fair, and to me its a welcome development, YES back door would still play out definitely but merit level would surprise a whole lot of US, the only thing we can do now is PRAY, ignore so called sauces and face your God...most of them know not what they spew

GL

PS- Those with so called legit sauces would hardly ever post anything they hear, Nigerians are pretty superstitious and wouldn't want to jinx it by calling undue attention to themselves

GeniusOla:


What about this category of people

lol


Is it not on this same thread that someone was asking for link to apply few days after interview ended?

ChasteGhuy:
lol


Is it not on this same thread that someone was asking for link to apply few days after interview ended?

Hahahahaha