Easymoneysniper:
Wow! So many mentions! I left the country and I have not had access to the internet. APL still drops tomorrow...

Goodluck to everyone. You would need it.

Baba, even if the Apl doesn't drop tomorrow, i will never insult you... Only the confidence your post exudes is inspiring!!!

I'm loyal sir!

Enrypech:
Please local men and women.

If you are here and you are good at creating whiteboard animation and all these cartoon videos for adverts

I want to say

1. How are you?
2. Reason with me and teach me
3. For Towers, I go reason with you to



I know there are people with good hearts here

Something is telling me to join u in this plea.. The good hearted person may like my name... *shines 32* Loms

number5:


Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)


At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.

Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)

number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Number5 you are truly a great historian.

I can't scroll past without acknowledging the great honour you have done me by standing with history and putting my name alongside the founders of AOLMAW.

May the soul of our senior colleague find rest.

Yes, you can give a notice at same period.

ruqchex:


Abeg I need your opinion on something. Is it proper to give 1 month notice and then use up my leave days during that same period?

ChasteGhuy:
do you want me to do something? Lol... Don't come crying after me later o

Lolx... Just carry your wahala dey go.

Bia where is Gbriels. I miss you too

Your idea about this matter is not of standard. If you have spent 11 months on a job, you are entitled to a 1 month annual leave. So if you are giving a notice, its no different from when you are giving same during any of the month of your 11 month service. In any case, a 1 month notice doesn't stop you from collecting the salary for which the notice is given. Its only when you never notify your company at all, that you will have to forfeit a month salary in lieu of notice

BenFlash:


Annual leave is let's say 22days out of 12 calendar months. So if you are not going to stay the 12 calendar months with them but want to take all your 22days, then get ready to refund some of your leave allowance with some interest if care is not taken.

I suggest you speak to someone in HR informally for proper guidance.

nihelimitretep:


Who wouldn't? Especially when the confidence emphasises what one wants to hear

Nah, there is high expectation for the story to change at this point but he still stands strong. That's why I like his confidence!

...

The stage is all set for Chairman, AOLMAN 8/9th date for APL transmission, Mr Dr Easymoneysniper Phd. to address all the prospective NNPC employers by 8:00pm.

All honorable members of AOLMAN should sit before the arrival of Mr Chairman.
Thank you. *drops mic*

While we await the other lectures from our resource persons (that is teaser4 et al) and the main address from his lordship Easymoneysniper (the confident theorist). I wish to seize this opportunity to thank Egbon Jarus for his deep and incisive lecture on the PIGB.

I also extend profound thanks to Mosgoon for his lecture on the web of debts in the IOCs. Truly Gbese no be good thing.

Anyway I am hearing that there is an awards segment coming up later tonight. I totally have no doubts about the capacity of the organizers to discharge their duties fairly. I however humbly plead to re-emphasise that the following persons be awarded for their meritorious services to the thread through the numerous theories they propounded.
1. Larride (for the ABT theory and starting a massive movement)
2. Flowwolfe (for the 1% theory)
3. Easymoneysniper (for the 9/10 theory)
4. Moogoogaipan (for the Farouk/King Discrepancy Theory)

Firstgentleman1:
While we await the next lecture, may I have your attention? The image projected on the screen is the comment of a staff of NNPC on the NNPC thread of 2012 on naijahotjobs. He made that comment to correct impressions of heavy external influence in NNPC recruitment..

Also quoting the words of the NNPC staff in the amphitheatre the day I had my interview: "Several years ago I was sitting here just like you. I came in my suit with my long neck. I knew nobody. Then one fateful evening, I was strolling with my heavily pregnant wife when the call came in. And since then.. I hope I am speaking to someone here? I know you have heard a lot of things outside about this recruitment, but trust me, have Faith and you will be my colleague soon"... That quote isn't verbatim, but his words went like that...

Happy APL eve everyone even when Easymonesniper, the inspiration behind this event is nowhere to be found.

What exactly do you expect an internal staff to say? That the process is not transparent and won't be based on merit? lol. I do not dispute that people would get in on merit but bruv, this is a government parastatal and some things haven't changed, not yet at least. When the APL is released, you will probably understand better. If you look closely at the last recruitment and use that platform as a sample size, you can tell how many people actually testified out of say over 400 people recruited? You can do the count. Well, all the best to everyone as we await the end of this recruitment.

Macsjebs:
If you can guess who bought this today, I promise u a free 30ml bottle and if you guess what city it was delivered to correctly you get a free 12ml bottle.

Guess both correctly and get a free 50ml bottle of your favorite fragrance.

**Hint: a Nairalander

easymoneysniper

I love you so much

After everything people have seen in this thread, people are still believing an unverified online source that APL will come out tomorrow? You guys still don’t know that APL is the like Jesus’s second coming? It will come like a thief in the night when no man expect.

theSpark:
While we await the other lectures from our resource persons (that is teaser4 et al) and the main address from his lordship Easymoneysniper (the confident theorist). I wish to seize this opportunity to thank Egbon Jarus for his deep and incisive lecture on the PIGB.

I also extend profound thanks to Mosgoon for his lecture on the web of debts in the IOCs. Truly Gbese no be good thing.

Anyway I am hearing that there is an awards segment coming up later tonight. I totally have no doubts about the capacity of the organizers to discharge their duties fairly. I however humbly plead to re-emphasise that the following persons be awarded for their meritorious services to the thread through the numerous theories they propounded.
1. Larride (for the ABT theory and starting a massive movement)
2. Flowwolfe (for the 1% theory)
3. Easymoneysniper (for the 9/10 theory)

I concur, even though my sauce was formally soured. APL will not drop tomorrow.

If APL drops tomorrow I will deactivate my monicker.

It's going to be a long night

ozoebuka1:
easymoneysniper

Incorrect
Thanks

Clifwoods:


I concur, even though my sauce was formally soured. APL will not drop tomorrow.

If APL drops tomorrow I will deactivate my monicker.

trust me we wont care or notice

Please who can tell me exactly what NNPC pay as salary to EH- Supervisor cadre monthly. I want to compare with other offers I got. I don't want to wait for a name "NNPC" whereas other companies might even be paying better. Regards

What are the other offers offering you...

jaiye4love:
Please who can tell me exactly what NNPC pay as salary to EH- Supervisor cadre monthly. I want to compare with other offers I got. I don't want to wait for a name "NNPC" whereas other companies might even be paying better. Regards

Damn. I've not even graduated yet, have no affiliation whatsoever with this recruitment process, except for this thread I've been following ever since, yet I feel so nervous. I can only imagine how some of you feel right now. Safe to say sleep will elude many tonight. E no easy.

*************************

That 2012 Naijahotjobs thread was sad. People waited and hoped for 5 years. 5 years!!!!! My God. So sad. I hope all of them are in a better place in life now.

On the bright side, however, the APLs that rolled in for some of them -- bebrief and others -- was a beautiful thing to watch happen live. I could feel their emotions -- their joy, knowing that at that moment, in that particular instant, thier lives just changed for good forever. Powerful stuff!

Knowing what eventually happened, and on which day the APL strated rolling out, and persons who got, I felt like a god from the future when I was reading through the thread. I just kept screaming "calm down calm down , APL is coming tommorow here here oh" ..... I was even telling bebrief that he got the Appointment letter but he couldn't hear me.

Probably same way God is telling some of you to not bother much and calm down because you eventually got the Appointment letter but you can't hear ( for obvious reasons).

Anyways, I saw one comment on the thread that made me smile so much because it was like a beautiful travel through time & space. ( screenshot below).

Which is why you guys should take an oath of allegiance for posterity's sake that you would come back here many years later and simply type " I am senior manager now" ... or " I am so so and so now"..

Doesn't necessarily has to be NNPC related because fact is: there are many people here who won't get the APL. Of course they'll be disappointed at first, but with time, will end up in a much much better place in Life.

The important thing is to come back here many many years later and redeem the pledge you've made to posterity, so future generations too can read this thread one day and travel beautifully through time & space.

If all things go as planned, it is safe to say that on --- September 8th 2019, 8:04pm , A ritual began that will span for generations ........... and y'all were the first men.

Happy Sunday.

martinsfm:
trust me we wont care or notice

Speak for yourself. Oya receive sense...

martinsfm:
trust me we wont care or notice

Rt

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Chai!!! I hail ooo...

Easymoneysniper:
Wow! So many mentions! I left the country and I have not had access to the internet. APL still drops tomorrow...

Goodluck to everyone. You would need it.

you may be stoned tomorrow if nothing hapuns

Briskroque:



You’re sighted !

Finally

I'm suprised it took this long. Tnx

Easymoneysniper:
Wow! So many mentions! I left the country and I have not had access to the internet. APL still drops tomorrow...

Goodluck to everyone. You would need it.

I hope it drops tomorrow or next, can't wait to testify. If it doesn't drop, I will still congratulate you for being the man of the moment.

Cheers mate!

Enrypech:



Wow! Wow!!!

This is just beautiful, this is wonderful.

You always write right. I had read your previous posts before and noticed you play with grammar like no man's business. Keep writing bro

But with due respect sir, can you in one sentence tell me what you will be doing in the Towers with this your talent?

Lols... I guess i will be mending the roof

Please you don't use question to answer a question,anyway I have an offer of 250k/month with other specks like accommodation, official car and will be totally in charge as an MD. Please can you answer my question now?

Bodylicious:
What are the other offers offering you...

smartzee01:

Coincidentally yes, I was interviewed on 3rd, cbt Bauchi
Wore ash coloured suit.

I wore blue trouser, black suit with blue stripes.

I sat close to a guy on nothern attire (kaftan) .

Dude was damn popular among the hausa folks, almost anyone of them that came in threw salutations at him.

Ksslib:
Damn. I've not even graduated yet, have no affiliation whatsoever with this recruitment process, except for this thread I've been following ever since, yet I feel so nervous. I can only imagine how some of you feel right now. Safe to say sleep will elude many tonight. E no easy.

*************************

That 2012 Naijahotjobs thread was sad. People waited and hoped for 5 years. 5 years!!!!! My God. So sad. I hope all of them are in a better place in life now.

On the bright side, however, the APLs that rolled in for some of them -- bebrief and others -- was a beautiful thing to watch happen live. I could feel their emotions -- their joy, knowing that at that moment, in that particular instant, thier lives just changed for good forever. Powerful stuff!

Knowing what eventually happened, and on which day the APL strated rolling out, and persons who got, I felt like a god from the future when I was reading through the thread. I just kept screaming "calm down calm down , APL is coming tommorow here here oh" ..... I was even telling bebrief that he got the Appointment letter but he couldn't hear me.

Probably same way God is telling some of you to not bother much and calm down because you eventually got the Appointment letter but you can't hear ( for obvious reasons).

Anyways, I saw one comment on the thread that made me smile so much because it was like a beautiful travel through time & space. ( screenshot below).

Which is why you guys should take an oath of allegiance for posterity's sake that you would come back here many years later and simply type " I am senior manager now" ... or " I am so so and so now"..

Doesn't necessarily has to be NNPC related because fact is: there are many people here who won't get the APL. Of course they'll be disappointed at first, but with time, will end up in a much much better place in Life.

The important thing is to come back here many many years later and redeem the pledge you've made to posterity, so future generations too can read this thread one day and travel beautifully through time & space.

If all things go as planned, it is safe to say that on --- September 8th 2019, 8:04pm , A ritual began that will span for generations ........... and y'all were the first men.

Happy Sunday.

Insha Allah I'll come back to this thread and do the needful....thanks for being part of our "high tension"

Sometimes i regret knowing this thread, because of the tension it gives me, sometimes I enjoy it and wish i had known the thread earlier. May Almighty God do the best for us all. Peace

How did you miss my name?

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, its my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread, and subsequently the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. In turned out one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed came the invite for a cbt test.. It is rumoured among local men that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test around the country in about 190 cbt test centers... The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators as he had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted.. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfeeak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe and the thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja. Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja.. It remains unknown if anyone enjoyed his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sources, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that period to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper aim and he 'lost his ability to can' ..

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC hq, nairaland community and the ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post.. No matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention and all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info this post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.