Can’t remember the last time I took public transport...erm that should be about 5 hours ago.

VulgarLee:
Driver wen like to buy fuel after take off
Shit annoy the hell outa me

No be only you

1.Last time i travelled from lagos to calabar..
The asshole driver bus broke down at imo
We were stucked on the road for three days straight

The asshole driver did not even beg or say sorry

2.i hate sitting beside chubby girls with big bobbies..

The last time i travelled the young lady beside me was just giving me un-neccesary boner

3.people that do throw stuff outter da window..
I love window seat

Asshole next time ask me to help you throw it!!!!!


Don't pour suya pepper on my body na

We don't experience such in Canada

I'm tall so my number 1 annoyance is buses that don't have any leg room where I have to sit awkwardly like those cows they transport in trucks from Kano to Lagos. If I cannot swap seats with someone small I'm prepared to leave the bus and sell my ticket.

I hate it when the driver overtakes recklessly, uses the horn to shout at other road users or just generally drives aggressively. I've quarreled with many drivers because of this thing. For 2 years now I've been traveling almost exclusively with GIGM cos their drivers are calmer but I'll still leave foul reviews for the ones I didn't like.

I like to travel very light and I hate it when other people pack their entire house into the car and use it to cramp my already cramped space.

Lastly I don't like those people that want to pray loudly in the bus for journey mercies. These days I put my headphones on and turn the volume all the way up but what I really want to do is ask them to stfu.

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THIS ONE THAT NO FEMALE HATE CURRENT TAPPING THAT MEANS I SHOULD CONTINUE WITH MY GOOD WORKS.

I once needed to stop a woman from converting the bus I was traveling in to a noisy church. Why would someone want to preach inside the bus from Lagos to Abeokuta. Abeg I needed some peace jare, I saw the churches before I chose to enter bus na...

lawalosky:
Mine is a driver who talks a lot, without concentrating much on the road.
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Please add yours.
those things that irritates/annoys you when traveling by public cars/buses

Lol

If I seat near an ugly babe, but give me fine babe Eeh, I will never complain

tete7000:
I once needed to stop a woman from converting the bus I was traveling in to a noisy church. Why would someone want to preach inside the bus from Lagos to Abeokuta. Abeg I needed some peace jare, I saw the churches before I chose to enter bus na...

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Kvdag:
We don't experience such in Canada

Fhestoos:

Lol

Lol

Everything I have extreme motion sickness

OlawaleBammie:
1) Ibadan motor no dey fast, dem dey crawl, ordinary lagos-ibadan na 3hrs journey for dem. i hate it, i love it wen it speed.....voom.
2) ibadan motor dey release one kain peppery oxide while on d move, d tin dey pepper for eye eehn!!!!!!
3) Wen d driver put one stupid music and doesnt allow me to listen to my own tru my headphone. it pisses me off.
4) Wen a don rest my mind say nobody dey join us again, only for the driver to reach Ore or Ilesha and be like.... ejowo esunmora leyin oo" i wil b like... "driver u wan make s...... punish u??"
5) Wen d driver carry overload for the booth and luggage come dey fall for my head and shoulder for back seat.. which kain wahala b dis naaaa god...?

Laugh don won kill me here o.
Na my mind u talk

When some passengers will complain that you cannot hold your urine for long, and they will be the first to urinate once the driver finally pulls over.

mine is when you want to release one demonic silent mess in a silent bus,but your village people na make the mess loud enough for the next two vehicles to hear

Fine babe rushing to seat by my side with expectation that I'll pay for her tfare. And when I don't it becomes an issue.

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AryaSand:
People throwing Thrash out the window. Yuck! Some people are pigs abeg. "Drop it on the bus" they won't hear, only to open the window and throw polythene bags, Plastic bottles, banana peel and all sorts out the window. Stupid People!

some can even throw the trash over your head without taking an excuse

KingAzubuike:
Sitting down close to old women.. they will irritate you till you get to your destination, ..

Remember when a pretty damsel took a sit beside me and got down to buy something... An old woman then came to take that same seat. The way I take shout say "person dey there o " she had that look of "na fight" ?

ogbeni are u a lesbo or a gay? please let us know bc this one wey u dey reserve sit for ur fellow damsel is making a local man not understanding not

When you tie all your dirts together in one nylon bag, you just drop it under your sit, that way it makes it easier for the driver to clean up

OlawaleBammie:


Eheeenn?? even wen d poor bus is not having a waste bin?.. hmm

wait let me imagine myself eating snacks and drop d nylon and plastic inside d car right in front of my co-travellers sitting beside me.. i just tink its odd.

I don't understand, cuz I runs flights when traveling...

Crazy comments up there. I take the front seat dou, either by luck or by force. Even the driver would think I'm deaf and dumb cos I'd always be with my headset while travelling, plus I don't do calls during trips(for a personal reason).

pocohantas:
One ke? My pet peeves while traveling plenty na...

-Driver who isn't paying attention.

-Driver answering calls while driving, not using signals, cursing other drivers, engaging in race with other cars and any general disregard for road rules.

-Someone eating very odorous things in a bus, sometimes noisily and with so much relish. Eggs, egg-roll, suya, opa...etc.

-People that will pay for 2 tickets and you see them entering with 4kids. They turn you to involuntary nanny. You can't even say no without looking inhumane or like someone who wouldn't/doesn't have kids.

-Obstructing my leg space with nonsense load, while the owner balances in Seat 1 or 2.

-Playing gospel music or any music at all. See, don't assume we are all of same religion. Some of us are idol worshippers. Some of us want to listen to our own music, with our headsets.

-Passengers that wanna talk without respecting boundaries. They want to know where you are going, why you are going there, where you will be staying and when you will leave.

Pheew...

Sitting with Orobos can also be hell on it own

Fat people that keep buying nonsense whenever the bus slows down. Gosh zip your mouth for a minute. It's either large coke, cake, okpa etc wtf

pocohantas:


Lol, no one can tap current from me like that. I can't remember the last time I travelled interstate via buses. Even when I did, I never experienced such or probably didn't notice.

Most times I drive, other times I buy up two seats. They give me that "you think you have arrived look".

Kilo kan mi?

Taa mechie onu, everyone is rich on the internet. chizoba you too don get audio money

Nothing

chukzyfcbb:

errmm ermm it depends, I have had a very cute girl rest on my shoulder, she looked at me with dem eyes and said "can I" with a smile.

Of course local man couldn't say no

ma guy wey sabi chop knuckle joor

1 when the driver is doing pick and drop
2 when the driver is not concentrating and gisting
3 When a co passenger wants to engage me in a gist I don't want to

Especially when it's same sex

lawalosky:

you did not mention those who will sleep off. turning your shoulder to there pillow..
although I always voice out my anger on such fellas..

1. The annoying guy/girl that wants to turn my shoulders to pillow. Drooling and snoring on top!

2. The really fat people that take two people's space but unapologetically bought one ticket. Whew, I try to avoid seating close to them.

3. The silly males who think their peepee should be allowed to breath thus spreading their legs while inconveniencing others.

4. Talkative co-passengers

5. Mothers with cry cry babies. I actually love friendly cheerful babies but the perpetually angry ones annoy me!

6. The co-passengers with body odour. Lawd! May God help us

Whooping cough

How people sit and make sure they open their legs wide as if the transport fare represents part purchase of the vehicle . Total lack of consideration for the convenience and comfort of your fellow human being. I hate selfishness.

Fat, sweaty, dirty peeps... Oozing armpits and occasional suffocating farts!