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Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 4:54am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Since I woke up this morning, e just dey do me to sama God one heavy slap. Abeg who has seen God, I owe him a thunderous slap ![]() 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by dermmy(m): 5:36am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Really? And that GOD is hungry to give you a big hug. 1 Like |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by thesicilian: 5:44am On Sep 12, 2019 |
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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 5:55am On Sep 12, 2019 |
God too merciful. U see y I say make e blow trumpet already?
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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Exwizaard: 6:12am On Sep 12, 2019 |
parents pls caution the way you expose these minors to internet. Whose child is this one now? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:37am On Sep 12, 2019 |
dermmy: Where him dey abeg, make e show face. E go do am like AKA coming to Naija ![]() #Heavenophobia |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:38am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Exwizaard: Your papa's first born ![]() |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:39am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Nooneonline:Hin trumpet don loss, Gabriel is working with the flute instead. |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 7:38am On Sep 12, 2019 |
geoworldedu:I pity u 1 Like
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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 7:52am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Nooneonline:I pity God. The difference between God and sense is the pace length of a vulture ![]() |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nobody: 8:15am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Welcome to the club boy, nice one! ![]() And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that - we took their imported gods apart piece-by-piece! ![]() 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:35am On Sep 12, 2019 |
geoworldedu:people like u make my faith in Jehovah stronger. 1 Like |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:39am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Nooneonline:And that's why people like us do things like this. To keep people in the fold. |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:45am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Zoharariel:Na so. We cannor continue to be cowed by dead people's ideologies ![]() 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:53am On Sep 12, 2019 |
geoworldedu:its denial that's ur problem. U don't believe Jehovah exist but u feel like slapping Him, u pity Him and u insult Him. U small mind is telling u He exists and He is real but u re fighting it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 11:11am On Sep 12, 2019 |
Nooneonline:Who told you I don't believe he exists? Otem said and I quote "Jehovah is in a spiritual cage." So friend, Jehovah exists and according to the Book of Otem, he and Allah are in a spiritual cage currently. To slap Jehovah dey hungry me abeg. ![]() |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 11:43am On Sep 12, 2019 |
geoworldedu:wdf is otem and if u sabi something u for know say Allah and God na the same |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2019 |
Nooneonline: So Allah(God) sent Jesus to the world to save you from sin and after that he sent Mohammed to the world to commit uncountable sins including adultery, fornication, rape and murder? I'm not understanding you o. |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 9:12pm On Sep 12, 2019 |
geoworldedu:who put dis doctrine in ur head |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:14pm On Oct 16, 2019 |
Nooneonline:I mean is it the same God who sent Jesus to die for the world to end fornication that sent Mohammed to kill people and commit fornication? |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 2:29am On Apr 04, 2020 |
Hehhhehehe |
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 9:31pm On Apr 10, 2020 |
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