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Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 4:54am On Sep 12, 2019
Since I woke up this morning, e just dey do me to sama God one heavy slap. Abeg who has seen God, I owe him a thunderous slap grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by dermmy(m): 5:36am On Sep 12, 2019
Really? And that GOD is hungry to give you a big hug.

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by thesicilian: 5:44am On Sep 12, 2019
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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 5:55am On Sep 12, 2019
God too merciful. U see y I say make e blow trumpet already?

Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Exwizaard: 6:12am On Sep 12, 2019
parents pls caution the way you expose these minors to internet.
Whose child is this one now?

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:37am On Sep 12, 2019
dermmy:
Really? And that GOD is hungry to give you a big hug.

Where him dey abeg, make e show face. E go do am like AKA coming to Naija grin

#Heavenophobia
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:38am On Sep 12, 2019
Exwizaard:
parents pls caution the way you expose these minors to internet.
Whose child is this one now?

Your papa's first born grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:39am On Sep 12, 2019
Nooneonline:
God too merciful. U see y I say make e blow trumpet already?
Hin trumpet don loss, Gabriel is working with the flute instead.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 7:38am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
Hin trumpet don loss, Gabriel is working with the flute instead.
I pity u

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 7:52am On Sep 12, 2019
Nooneonline:
I pity u
I pity God. The difference between God and sense is the pace length of a vulture grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nobody: 8:15am On Sep 12, 2019
Welcome to the club boy, nice one! grin

And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that - we took their imported gods apart piece-by-piece! grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:35am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
I pity God. The difference between God and sense is the pace length of a vulture grin
people like u make my faith in Jehovah stronger.

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:39am On Sep 12, 2019
Nooneonline:
people like u make my faith in Jehovah stronger.
And that's why people like us do things like this. To keep people in the fold.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 8:45am On Sep 12, 2019
Zoharariel:
Welcome to the club boy, nice one! grin

And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos, let those who exist long after us know that - we took their imported gods apart piece-by-piece! grin
Na so. We cannor continue to be cowed by dead people's ideologies grin

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 8:53am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
And that's why people like us do things like this. To keep people in the fold.
its denial that's ur problem. U don't believe Jehovah exist but u feel like slapping Him, u pity Him and u insult Him. U small mind is telling u He exists and He is real but u re fighting it.

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Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 11:11am On Sep 12, 2019
Nooneonline:
its denial that's ur problem. U don't believe Jehovah exist but u feel like slapping Him, u pity Him and u insult Him. U small mind is telling u He exists and He is real but u re fighting it.
Who told you I don't believe he exists? Otem said and I quote "Jehovah is in a spiritual cage."

So friend, Jehovah exists and according to the Book of Otem, he and Allah are in a spiritual cage currently. To slap Jehovah dey hungry me abeg. grin
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 11:43am On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:
Who told you I don't believe he exists? Otem said and I quote "Jehovah is in a spiritual cage."

So friend, Jehovah exists and according to the Book of Otem, he and Allah are in a spiritual cage currently. To slap Jehovah dey hungry me abeg. grin
wdf is otem and if u sabi something u for know say Allah and God na the same
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2019
Nooneonline:
wdf is otem and if u sabi something u for know say Allah and God na the same

So Allah(God) sent Jesus to the world to save you from sin and after that he sent Mohammed to the world to commit uncountable sins including adultery, fornication, rape and murder? I'm not understanding you o.
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by Nooneonline(m): 9:12pm On Sep 12, 2019
geoworldedu:


So Allah(God) sent Jesus to the world to save you from sin and after that he sent Mohammed to the world to commit uncountable sins including adultery, fornication, rape and murder? I'm not understanding you o.
who put dis doctrine in ur head
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 6:14pm On Oct 16, 2019
Nooneonline:
who put dis doctrine in ur head
I mean is it the same God who sent Jesus to die for the world to end fornication that sent Mohammed to kill people and commit fornication?
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 2:29am On Apr 04, 2020
Hehhhehehe
Re: Aswear To Slap God Dey Hungry Me by geoworldedu: 9:31pm On Apr 10, 2020
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