KODACK:



He is not fine ..... He is wrong with something

Oga, you see she called me her man...Boss, accept my sympathy

jameh48:
Jhennie, see for yourself...My oga has given me permission to take charge.

Comment no !

jameh48:
Tell am o...You see that I have been missing you even before I knew you...We go meet for DSSC screening, and for training

Your lie just took light at my current location......thank God for generator

KODACK:




Comment no !

All Jhennie, Sir

jameh48:
Oga, you see she called me her man...Boss, accept my sympathy

Who died..... Oh, your feelings did.

Sorry ko

KODACK:



Your lie just took light at my current location......thank God for generator

Pls docs in the house, i do rilly like to join the nigrian army, bt I am tht kind of person wit verry small body structure, slim and light.
ryt nw i am suffering wit serios ulcer, bt neverthles i applied nd verry mch optimistic tht my name will be shtlistd.
Pls docs nd others, i would like to get an advice from u,

Abdoulshehu:
Pls docs in the house, i do rilly like to join the nigrian army, bt I am tht kind of person wit verry small body structure, slim and light.
ryt nw i am suffering wit serios ulcer, bt neverthles i applied nd verry mch optimistic tht my name will be shtlistd.
Pls docs nd others, i would like to get an advice from u,

Mr Man, you already know the answer.


The Army requires fit, healthy and hefty men.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


Mr Man, you already know the answer.


The Army requires fit, healthy and hefty men.

Hefty men?? I don't know what you have been reading or seeing, but you just cracked me up

No be only hefty men.

Abdoulshehu:
Pls docs in the house, i do rilly like to join the nigrian army, bt I am tht kind of person wit verry small body structure, slim and light.
ryt nw i am suffering wit serios ulcer, bt neverthles i applied nd verry mch optimistic tht my name will be shtlistd.
Pls docs nd others, i would like to get an advice from u,

The only problem I see(if you ever get shortlisted) is your chronic ulcer. That is bound to cause issues,and I will advice you not to join the army unless you find a way to manage it.

You having a slight body frame is not a problem as long as you are fit . You can be skinny,but still meet the army height, weight and BMI criteria; though from your post, I guess you don't meet up in that aspect either(if you are "smallish and light", I interpreted it as being short and malnourished). That is another problem.

EVarn:
Hefty men?? I don't know what you have been reading or seeing, but you just cracked me up

No be only hefty men.

I hope you are very normal.
Don't quote me again.

You never asked for an advice.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


I hope you are very normal.
Don't quote me again.

You never asked for an advice.

You think I care?

I merely corrected a misconception. If you don't like it, it's your cup of tea.

KODACK:



Lolz...... Broda, let the guy continue....am enjoying the justification he is trying to make

you missed this one KODACK..... you didn't get what he was trying to pass across.

Ugo4u might be wrong on this.



p.s I'm not saying there are no discriminations ooo

My guy with chronic ulcer please don't kill urself. Am not saying this to reduce population as some will say but ulcer is deadly and u can be pushed to qualify but can u push urself?. Reconsider but if u think u are healthy enough give it a shot.

SSC and RC is just like jamb and remedial student with time everyone will be cool and move on.

After your plenty english and long talks , do a proper research and you will see that the Nigerian Army has various special Unit and her own special force

gargoyle:
The Nigerian armed forces and their lack of special operators and covert ops units. My thoughts:

I have often wondered:

Do we really have special forces personnel on the Nigerian Armed Forces?

Every serious military should as we are in an age of wars left and right

I'm not talking about the pretenders we keep calling special forces soldiers ooo but real special forces soldiers that have undergone harsh training for at least 2 years in various aspects of warfare; both conventional and unconventional suited to specific mission purposes.

The US has at least 8 different types of Special operative soldiers in their Special Operations command that can be called up for various missions. E.g.

The Delta Force Unit

The Navy Seals of which Seal Team Six is the most elite unit of all seal team units.

The Green Berets

The 75th Ranger Regiment

The USAF special forces Paratroopers

The Marine Raiders

The Marine Force Recon

The Night stalkers (Special flight forces)

The CIA Special Activities Division (aka CIA Special Operations Group): They are the best of the best and their activities are very very very very very very very top secret. They are made of the best Special forces soldiers selected from the above spec-ops unit and trained again for at least 9 months. Some of them are so good that they are called out of retirement.

These are the ones I can remember right off my memory. Trust me, I didn't even need to check the internet for these units again because I have studied and read about them for at least 8yrs (no jokes). Many of these units have a rich history some of them dating back to WW2.

Now some of you are bragging here about how those that didn't want to die chickened out and I hear stupid statements like "Khaki work no easy", " they no get liver" and other stupid shit. They prolly realised that the NA doesn't care for its personnel in the battle ground and leaves them with 1950s and 1960s equipment to fight a well funded and internationally backed terrorist group with better equipment and armor. Nobody wants to die for such a military that withholds benefits from the families of the fallen soldiers.

Now don't get me wrong, I wasn't one of those who ran away from training. Even with my BS and MS degrees at age 24, I wasn't selected after applying for SSC multiple times at different years. However, I think it was God at work because looking back now, I don't think I can be truly patriotic for a poorly underfunded military like Nigeria's whose generals have since sold their souls to Lucifer (ISWAP) for money.

Now back to my little essay:

These elite units are highly funded with air support and drones and with the latest weaponry and kits and they aren't owed allowances neither are they secretly buried after they are KIA. In fact, its rare for the US to loose so many Spec ops soldiers in one day like the NA does.

This led me to the following conclusions:

The Nigerian Military has ill-trained soldiers whose only ability is foolish slogans like "Morale high" and "Kawai".

The Nigerian Military has no Spec-Op units. Taking selected men to trained for 6 months in a funny country like Serbia doesn't make them special operators. Average time for Spec-Op training in the US is 2 yrs after which each operator undergoes specialized training ranging from 6months -2 yrs depending on special skills to be learnt (e.g signals and common, Medical, etc).

The Nigerian Military is a Joke and has been reduced to Chicken shit no thanks to bad leaders. This raises another question: Does the Nigerian Military give out awards for bravery displayed in the line of duty to soldiers that go above and beyond in the face of enemy fire. This raises the morale of soldiers and their respective units. The awards are doled out posthumously too and the US regularly gives out wards for bravery to both living or dead soldiers. E.g.

Congressional Medal of Honor

The Distinguished service cross

The Navy Cross

The Air force cross

The Silver star

The Bronze star

The purple Heart

Read this https://themedalofhonor.com/medal-of-honor-recipients

Etc

But here is a country whose tales of gallantry displayed by soldiers against the terrorist are unknown. Please if you know if such tales, kindly tell them here as it will raise the morale of those going to the battle field.

I have now reels out what's been eating me about our military. You guys should feel free to share your thoughts, opinions and constructive criticisms etc.

Gos bless Nigeria and good luck to those who have applied and those fighting or going to fight in the North-East.

Mayor555:


you missed this one KODACK..... you didn't get what he was trying to pass across.

Ugo4u might be wrong on this.



p.s I'm not saying there are no discriminations ooo

Let's pray to make the shortlist first that's the most important thing at this stage. but if I begin to talk about the reality on ground as per SSC commissioning many people will be sad it's not my intention to discourage anybody. The goal is to serve your country unconditionally irrespective of the challenges you encounter, anything short of that can lead to depression when you finally face reality, but I won't go further for now.

Abdoulshehu:
Pls docs in the house, i do rilly like to join the nigrian army, bt I am tht kind of person wit verry small body structure, slim and light.
ryt nw i am suffering wit serios ulcer, bt neverthles i applied nd verry mch optimistic tht my name will be shtlistd.
Pls docs nd others, i would like to get an advice from u,

Why did you waste someone else spot??

Inshort, which state are you from.?

Y'all see the main reason why am always sarcastic.......... You see fire as a 20 year old man and you are asking us if it's hot.


My advice for you is to read your post again and do the needful

KODACK:




Why did you waste someone else spot??

Inshort, which state are you from.?

Y'all see the main reason why am always sarcastic.......... You see fire as a 20 year old man and you are asking us if it's hot.


My advice for you is to read your post again and do the needful

Lol, Typical Nigerian.

ugo4u:

Let's pray to make the shortlist first that's the most important thing at this stage. but if I begin to talk about the reality on ground as per SSC commissioning many people will be sad it's not my intention to discourage anybody. The goal is to serve your country unconditionally irrespective of the challenges you encounter, anything short of that can lead to depression when you finally face reality, but I won't go further for now.

You will now hear men shooting themselves on their feet/giving themselves injury...... just to avoid war.......lolz

KODACK:




Why did you waste someone else spot??

Inshort, which state are you from.?

Y'all see the main reason why am always sarcastic.......... You see fire as a 20 year old man and you are asking us if it's hot.


My advice for you is to read your post again and do the needful

relax, i dnt think we share same state.

Abdoulshehu:

Lol, Typical Nigerian.

Yes oh......oboki kei na

Abdoulshehu:

relax, i dnt think we share same state.

Wasn't scared of you picking a spot.......

Was just saying that you might just get yourself dropped out even before.


Can you stay 6 to 8 hours without food or your medication....when you stay in parade or under sun, and they see you running up n down looking for food or drug........

Remember, drugs are not allowed in during the screening......

Am sure that..... You are grown enough to think and not ask silly questions.

Jhennie baby....... Howfa.

KODACK:
Jhennie baby....... Howfa.

I'm good dear..

Jhennie:


I'm good dear..

When we meet, I would make you gooder

KODACK:


Yes oh......oboki kei na

too bad for u, ur president is one big aboki.

KODACK:



When we meet, I would make you gooder

Oga, abeg leave my girl, I mean, my wife to be alone...I don dey make arrangements, no vex...Leave Jhennie for your boy, abeg.

Jhennie:


I'm good dear..

My heart beat, no dear my oga o...I serious for your matter ...In just dey play.We go finalize everything for camp.

jhennieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Abdoulshehu:

too bad for u, ur president is one big aboki.

That's your problem.....

Don't change the topic.

. Na you be my own problem

jameh48:
Oga, abeg leave my girl, I mean, my wife to be alone...I don dey make arrangements, no vex...Leave Jhennie for your boy, abeg.

Hmmmmmn, guy...wetin I go to you now.