It seems someone has gotten the memo on the benefits of masturbation for a man....

but to rape can save ur life abi?

Is there any scientific fact to back this balderdash

Soapy gangs won't like this

Hmmmm, I thought there were empirical proofs to substantiate the bulleted points.

Nonsense

“Don't stare at girls with MASSIVE front and backside”, haba in this our own Naija? Na to blind be that o!

Such a Foolish Empty Write up

I was a victim of Masturbation and I can tell you the most important thing it will cost you is low sperm count, which may lead to your inability to get a woman pregnant. ..forget what you read online or what your pastors tells you about it, trust only your senses and ask yourself sincerely if this practice is worth it in your life!

It has been a money saver

There is a reason why incognito exist.
Stream the damn thing who downloads porn

vg

Bbbwings:
It has been a money saver

There is a reason why incognito exist.
Stream the damn thing who downloads porn

I hail o

Nobody in his right senses is proud that he is masturbating

Blinkers:


Another morally-pretentious îdiot talking shît on a cold afternoon!

Just incoherent ramblings from a religiously stupid 19 year old.

You better go and read for your Jamb and GCE!

Nice one joo, you can say that again ...

godwinstringed1:


I am Godwin Oluponmile

Na where you copy and paste all this

Masturbation has served me very well. The more I do it the more my body primes itself for spontaneous sex. The only downside is a lack of sensation down there but otherwise my vital organs are kept in proper working shape, no different from regular exercise for the body.

seunmohmoh:
The write up makes a lot of sense, but those who will still masturbate after this post are still out there.

Just like crimes cannot be stopped by preaching, same thing goes for masturbation. Some will take your advice while some won't. It's called freedom of choice.

Aunty from the shape of your mammary glands, I can tell you masturbate alot.

seunmohmoh:
The write up makes a lot of sense, but those who will still masturbate after this post are still out there.

Just like crimes cannot be stopped by preaching, same thing goes for masturbation. Some will take your advice while some won't. It's called freedom of choice.

If we say she should come over now she will start giving excuses

Quick way to stop masturbating..if ur an addict..is to stop watching pornography

Masturbation would have saved many rapist from Jail.

Now they are having butt sexx

@Op,
Though I don't support masturbation cause it simply addictive and for some other reasons I don't have time to disclose, I disagree with u on the fact when u said Onan in the bible started masturbation (and that's probably y God killed him ) even though u didn't post the bracket. Onan's sin was not masturbation but simple wickedness. Pls read that part of the bible word for word.

https://medshrink..com/2010/01/note-to-my-daughter-about-weed.html


There are three kinds of marijuana smokers.

Visitors. There are the ones that smoke occasionally and for whom it’s a visit to a strange place. They may spend time giggling, and likely eat too much food, and end up a bit paranoid. Maybe even “wicked” paranoid, as we used to say. They may have fun physical sensations and get disoriented about time – but nothing too far beyond their experience to be frightening, and then, the next day they probably feel wiped out, kind of down and have minor memory issues. They may even say to themselves, “that’s what all the excitement is about?”

Then there’s the Regulars. These tend to be folks for whom weed is an anti-anxiety medication. It soothes their worries, they see the world differently when they smoke, and they maintain function. They smoke all the time – they may even “wake an bake” which means smoking first thing in the morning instead of coffee. With the exception of the smoker’s hack – a cough -- and their crappy memory-- you can’t usually tell who these people are because they are entirely functional. I’ve known hikers and small plane pilots and teachers who smoke regularly and seem to pull it off (though I wish I’d never met the pilot because I wasn’t trustworthy even with a popcorn popper when stoned but that story is for some other time).

But some of them convert to a third type.

Stoners. These are folks whose lives have slowed, and then stopped. For them, smoking weed results in gravity turning up -- it takes enormous effort for them to do anything, so they don’t. Ambition – even once fierce ambition -- evaporates and a creeping sadness replaces it. They sleep too much, hygiene sucks, they can’t remember what they did yesterday even though it’s exactly the same as what their doing today -- and they begin to look like a BEFORE photograph in some twisted makeover reality show.

Oh yeah, Bus-Riders. Okay, right, there’s a fourth type too -- for a small number of people, weed is just a bus stop on the quick road to harder, more immediately dangerous stuff, but you and I aren’t talking about heroin or cocaine or PCP or their latest derivatives because it’s the same as jumping in front of a car, only slightly less efficient. Oh, by the way, if I catch you with that stuff – or prescriptions – I’ll take you to the police myself, and when you get out you will find that I’ve taken everything out of your room including your door and bed – and you’ll slowly earn them back over the next year with meetings and drug tests. Doubt. Me Not.

this same principle applies more than any silly masturbation will destroy your destiny horror stories

If marriage or having a gf can solve masturbation, then married people won't indulge in it. It is an addiction, and would start naturally then enters spiritual. Reihnord quoted "God grant me the serenity to accept to change the things that I can't change and the courage to change the things I can, then the wisdom to know the difference".

Many people who practise it feel guilty , trying hard to stop, but find it hard to.

A quote says "anything you find disgusting, trying to stop but can't stop is spiritual".

What we do in the closet of our lives determine what we become in the open.
Masturbation, truly when in excess, and has become what you long to enjoy, has become more of spiritual than normal.

crazygod:
@Op,
Though I don't support masturbation cause it simply addictive and for some other reasons I don't have time to disclose, I disagree with u on the fact when u said Onan in the bible started masturbation (and that's probably y God killed him ) even though u didn't post the bracket. Onan's sin was not masturbation but simple wickedness. Pls read that part of the bible word for word.

A crazy God indeed
Imagine God string down people nowadays for 'ignorant' couples practicing withdrawal method of contraception.

toyinjimoh:
Deep, but most of those celebrities masturbate and still productive

You don see them do am?

healthserve:



She was checking for porn. What a silly girl she was. Days later she was bathing naked around an open space around me knowing she was safe

Opposite sex, their dirty mind no be here

Bbbwings:

A crazy God indeed
Imagine God string down people nowadays for 'ignorant' couples practicing withdrawal method of contraception.

I doubt that's the reason either. Onan simply did what was termed wicked in the sight of God in those days. If a man's brother died and he didn't leave a son to continue his name, it was a normal thing that its the responsibility of the man to provide a son that would continue his brother's lineage. Onan just wanted to chop and go without carrying out his responsibility. That was the reason y God struck him dead. Not because of masturbation or 'withdrawal' method of contraceptive

I masturbated for 20years and I have left it Finally.
It's a wedge btw you and progress.
I discovered more than 20 effects disappeared from my body.

Bbbwings:

A crazy God indeed
Imagine God string down people nowadays for 'ignorant' couples practicing withdrawal method of contraception.

Person wanted to do family planning and God killed him?
God would have kill half of the world population then because now boiz dey withdraw the penis before person go get belle

Thanks for revealing this deep secret. That very health side effect of it. I'm not in particularly whether it's a sin or not, what I'm interested in is the side effect of it when eventually one finds a partner or ready to settle down. The weakens of the genital veins especially should be a source of concern for every Man especially, because it is mainly because of this particular problem. that men losses their female partners to capable men out there. when you cannot satisfy her, she goes out, simple. Nevertheless , i believe whatever act or activity of life we engage in and our spirit deep inside us feels somewhat weird or downcasted or feels remorseful of, then it means that thing is not good, there's no 2 name for it, but then, whether it's a sin or not, that one is left for God himself to judge when we appear before him at the end.

Thanks for sharing.

If by productive you mean successful then I hate to break it to you... It doesn't work that way. The only thing I have come to realize is that once you fail or you are not getting to where you want to be in life your brain play one good trick by reminding you the bad things you have done... Boom you find a way to link your failure to that act and then crusify the innocent sin for your failure.


If you fail, please face it. you failed and need to do better.

But if quiting some old habits helps then do it but don't generalize your stratagy because what works for you often don't work for others.


God help humanity...