pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

safarigirl:
He doesn't need to act a certain way

Husband is scarce, the ladies parents will accept any nonsense because they don't want their daughter to age in her father's house.

No one needs to impress the girl's parents, only the boy's parents should be impressed. Born boy, so that people will kiss your ass

MadCow1:
Easy...

Step 1.. Be a suck up and kiss his mothers ass deeply.

Step 2. Go to the parents room, pack all their dorty clothes, wash, starch, iron and fold them and stack them by colour and design.

Step 3. No make-up.. You don't want to show your olosho side too early..

Step 4.. No Phonetics (translation in pidgin, no speak fuuné)

Step 5.. If they serve you any food, don't finish all the food. Remain some. You don't want to appear like you are from a hungry background. After tou finish eating, clear and wash your plate and clean the kitchen. Thats a sign of good home training.

Step 6.. Any name his mother calls your Man is what you must call him in her presence. Don't go and call a Man wey she don suffer train, breastfeed for 3 years "Baby".. Thays insulting to his mom.

Step 7. Natural hair.. No Attachment. You want to appear like a church girl. If you must, tie head tie.

Step 8. Wear native.. So you can appear like a traditional girl.



Do this and you will win their heart. If tou do all these and it still doesn't work, just stand up, look both parents in the face and say Your Pikin don already give me 4 months Belle and he must marry me and walk out.

Dont thank me, thank God.

MNDY:


Feminists will find this thread and your post repulsive.

They stupid.ly beleive that the woman should enjoy everything a man enjoys too when God did not make it so. Trying so hard to rebel against God's natural order in the name of Feminism.

I have one who strongly believes that men enslave women and therefore Feminism is the voice for such enslaved women. And the thing is making them exhibit annoying attitudes like the feeling of not needing a man (especially when they are making money), rudeness, demanding equal rights but avoiding equal responsibility.

Fountainofyouth:


You quote the whole write up just to type this? you are high

safarigirl:


I would advise women not to rebel against God's natural order. Men may look like they are having it good in life, but they are still the ones with the highest suicide rates in the world, they are the most imprisoned gender as well, as far as police brutality goes, men are the highest recipients, and on the average, women live longer than men.

The natural order should stay please

pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

safarigirl:


I would advise women not to rebel against God's natural order. Men may look like they are having it good in life, but they are still the ones with the highest suicide rates in the world, they are the most imprisoned gender as well, as far as police brutality goes, men are the highest recipients, and on the average, women live longer than men.

The natural order should stay please

marvelous000:

Out of the crop of female nairalander we've got here, you're the only one I've got incorrigible respect for. not because this your statement speak true to my sentiment-you need to know me to understand what a concession telling you this is to me, and the inutility of gender parity issue is to me-but because you see things from the panoramic perspective of a sage. A grand exuberance of precocity, taking your age into cognisance.
U a go use grammar dey spoil things. How people Wan take Grab wetin u mean so



I would've loved to meet you to rub mind, but sadly, I'm not in abuja right now.

emmanuelpopson:



nice write up...

MadCow1:


Easiet..

Just turn up like Igwe Tupac in a 2019 Range Rover.. From the street to her house, start spraying money.

emmanuelpopson:



nice write up...

pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

emmanuelpopson:



nice write up...

Rosella1:
When the man comes, I'll come here to read!

freethesheeple:
Nice write up

pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

patorial:
My oWn is that if your are short, my mother don dislike you already. And if you get yam leg, stay away from my father.

Rosella1:
When the man comes, I'll come here to read!

safarigirl:


I would advise women not to rebel against God's natural order. Men may look like they are having it good in life, but they are still the ones with the highest suicide rates in the world, they are the most imprisoned gender as well, as far as police brutality goes, men are the highest recipients, and on the average, women live longer than men.

The natural order should stay please

post=82361116:

She broke a ONE MILLION DOLLARS TEA SET?
Is Mama Charly her Mother-in-law?

Thanks for this FABU to make your story interesting sha .
But points passed across, Good thread.

safarigirl:
He doesn't need to act a certain way

Husband is scarce, the ladies parents will accept any nonsense because they don't want their daughter to age in her father's house.

No one needs to impress the girl's parents, only the boy's parents should be impressed. Born boy, so that people will kiss your ass

safarigirl:
I would advise women not to rebel against God's natural order. Men may look like they are having it good in life, but they are still the ones with the highest suicide rates in the world, they are the most imprisoned gender as well, as far as police brutality goes, men are the highest recipients, and on the average, women live longer than men.
The natural order should stay please

pocohantas:


The part in red doesn't apply to all parents please and definitely not mine. This is why parents reject suitors, ask the guy questions like it is an interview and some still do due-diligence.

Don't make our parents look like airheads with no self-respect please.

Men also do their best to make a good first impression, but this isn't the thread for that. So, on this topic- I will say the OP is very much correct.

MNDY:
Feminists will find this thread and your post repulsive.

They stupid.ly beleive that the woman should enjoy everything a man enjoys too when God did not make it so. Trying so hard to rebel against God's natural order in the name of Feminism.

I have one who strongly believes that men enslave women and therefore Feminism is the voice for such enslaved women. And the thing is making them exhibit annoying attitudes like the feeling of not needing a man (especially when they are making money), rudeness, demanding equal rights but avoiding equal responsibility.