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Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by AreaFada2: 5:51pm On Sep 19, 2019
patorial:


Bro incase u don't know, you can't be a billionaire and still have yam leg,e be like u never hear of money transformation angry sad angry grin
Buhahaha ha. You will suddenly be a photo model in everyone's eye. grin cheesy
Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by Nobody: 12:02am On Sep 20, 2019
MadCow1:
Easy...

Step 1.. Be a suck up and kiss his mothers ass deeply.

Step 2. Go to the parents room, pack all their dorty clothes, wash, starch, iron and fold them and stack them by colour and design.

Step 3. No make-up.. You don't want to show your olosho side too early..

Step 4.. No Phonetics (translation in pidgin, no speak fuuné)

Step 5.. If they serve you any food, don't finish all the food. Remain some. You don't want to appear like you are from a hungry background. After tou finish eating, clear and wash your plate and clean the kitchen. Thats a sign of good home training.

Step 6.. Any name his mother calls your Man is what you must call him in her presence. Don't go and call a Man wey she don suffer train, breastfeed for 3 years "Baby".. Thays insulting to his mom.

Step 7. Natural hair.. No Attachment. You want to appear like a church girl. If you must, tie head tie.

Step 8. Wear native.. So you can appear like a traditional girl.



Do this and you will win their heart. If tou do all these and it still doesn't work, just stand up, look both parents in the face and say Your Pikin don already give me 4 months Belle and he must marry me and walk out.

Dont thank me, thank God. cool

Na nigga invoking nuclear option grin
Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by Babtmtk4: 1:30am On Sep 20, 2019
pharrell8:
What about the guys, when meeting the ladies parents

Make sure to have a good job, Working business or excelling skills.
Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by MNDY(m): 7:53am On Sep 20, 2019
generationz:



You know she was being sarcastic, right? grin

Yeah! Noticed it. cheesy
Exact reason why I had to quote and tell her the plain truth about Feminism that they Feminists don't wanna hear cheesy
Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by generationz(f): 8:00am On Sep 20, 2019
MNDY:


Yeah! Noticed it. cheesy
Exact reason why I had to quote and tell her the plain truth about Feminism that they Feminists don't wanna hear cheesy

Lies.

You fell flat thinking she was attacking women.

Stop the women hate it's not good for your soul.
Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by MNDY(m): 3:48pm On Sep 20, 2019
generationz:


Lies.

You fell flat thinking she was attacking women.

Stop the women hate it's not good for your soul.

Lolololololol See you!

Why did I then analyze further? If I did not know, I could have stopped at my first line only where I said "Feminists will find your post and this thread repulsive." I did not fall flat my dear.

And I don't hate women. I hate Feminists. Trying so hard to equate women with men is a lost battle they keep fighting to win someday. No victory in sight. It can only all lead to chaos.

By the way, I think I like you and wouldn't mind extraconnecting with you, I'm extracool.

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