When the fart in the elevator affected even myself wey* mess am*.

I wasn't proud, I was embarrased.


Vowed never to eat Beans and Ghana butter bread again.

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islandmoon:
my most embarrassing moment was the moment a dullard became our president for the second time , it only proved the dull ones outnumbers the intelligent ones in my country , I was very embarrassed

this one can be relative, if you should run into a cameroonian or zimbabwean whose government is even more incompetent than ours, maybe your embarrassment would reduce...

Recycling post

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

What is with you and saying guys are broke
You have been saying that for nearly a month

When Soldier Beat Me Infront Of My Girlfriend, Oh Lord I'm Just Thinking To Commit Suicide

XhosaNostra:


I do have ditzy moments, so that's not self-deprecation but being realistic with myself. We all have quirks now, nobody is perfect.

Ok, I get. I was just being frolicsome with you, but you seem to take it wrongly.

INTERESTING

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

How would you know your name when your formless head is full of hate

Mine was my 1st hangover wen I was much younger and Still staying with my parents but dey didn't know I drink(alcohol)den dat faithful day I vomited at home and everyone was shock

The day i was passing through a female classmate’s house. Stopped to say hi to her, before i could say jack, babes ran inside the house, i was still trying to figure out what was happening! Naim i c papa with walking stick for my front ‘ young man if i ever see u with my daughter i would make sure i lock you up, you are the one spoiling my daughter’ all ontop him voice. Com see how people for area gather they hear our matter. When i left I didn’t look back mehn

marvelous000:
Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there

Virus99:
See as you begin blow grammar ontop woman post.. Shioor

I actually really enjoyed that thing he wrote...lwkm..if you read it again it looks something like poetry....

kereman1:
Back then in secondary school, soldier ask m to do frog jump,

My first jump I hear pkraaaa, my trouser tore , I na pant I been wear.

Okay, this is so embarrassing. Chai!

Onyi22:

R u one of the broke guys?

I don't know the kind of ppl you associate with, but not everyone is like your BF

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

What’s this?

midnighter:


this one can be relative, if you should run into a cameroonian or zimbabwean whose government is even more incompetent than ours, maybe your embarrassment would reduce...

impossicant! I wonder how that man became my president, out of all intellects we have in this country, just imagine! how come? how really come? how manage? how possible? HOW?

MiVida:
And who told you that nonsense in between your girlfriend's legs is the gate of heaven?


Are you okay

Don't mind the fuckboy
That's the only thing that has filled his brain.

Dem plenty jare. Story for another day.

But girls own na period leakage full pass, back in secondary school.

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

LIEnus

islandmoon:


impossicant! I wonder how that man became my president, out of all intellects we have in this country, just imagine! how come? how really come? how manage? how possible? HOW?

Lol..ask me oh..just 4 more years to go...

Well his tactics and strategies were impressive even if brutish...starting with the removal of Onnoghen...

He played a good game of chess, and won...thats all...

Olowola2:
When Soldier Beat Me Infront Of My Girlfriend, Oh Lord I'm Just Thinking To Commit Suicide

Thank God u did not follow ur mind.

mine happened a couple of months ago while receiving lecture.
one fine girl that has been giving me green light just left her seat and defiantly sat on my laps in front of the whole class and lecturer. the lecturer just bone as if he saw nothing while all my friends that knew how shy I am started giving small laughs. the other girls in the class were also gossiping two but the girl no care, she even started rocking me a little while pretending to be oblivious. as for me I almost died, me wey neva get any girlfriend even in final year na dis girl won kill? sweat started gushing from all my body like water and I could not breathe because my neck felt stuffed. next I started unbuttoning my shirt because of the automatic heat, I could nor write anymore praying she would just get up and save me but e no work. I decided to take action, I stylishly pushed her, she repositioned. pushed her Again, she readjusted. I gave up. by now the whole class attention don turn to us and she was just smiling. she got up later with a victorious smile. I refused to attend class the next day.

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

Yes I was in the sitting room too. Very true life story

I was running from a guy I thought I saw on my way home from work because I need to give him some money he lent me..I ran into d house only for me to c him waiting for me in d sitting room.d embarrassment was too much

condemn:


Ordinary good morning, afternoon or evening, you nor fit greet your neighbours. You well so?

To say she collapse there nobody for help her to the hospital, she for die there

midnighter:


Lol..ask me oh..just 4 more years to go...

Well his tactics and strategies were impressive even if brutish...starting with the removal of Onnoghen...

He played a good game of chess, and won...thats all...

to think he was able to brainwashed everyone to his side is unbelievable, this is a man they claimed had no certificate but was able to play the scholars using religion, ethnic cards and changi slogan, he got them screaming Next Level!! just imagine? very embarrassing!

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

Funniest post ever...lmao..

I was in a shop buying some movies.
And there was this pretty fair lady also checking for movie,I said to my guy I go like follow this babe reason o
And so go o
Me:: Hello
She:: Hi
Me:: My name is Samuel
She::Ella
Me:: Are you a student here?
She::yes
Me:: Level?
She:: Graduate
Me:: please can we get to see outside here? Hope you don't mind?
She::No (with loud voice)
I wan die
Na so heat wan kill me
the owner of the shop just dey inside dey laugh

I felt embarrassed on her behalf

Babe came to spend 2 days with me, in the morning after bathing, she said oh, I forgot to wash my pant yesterday night o, I was embarrassed on her behalf


She came with only one pant

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

I will be cooling off at the Eko hotel lag next week you don't mind joining me ...

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

Abesentism....i feel you....