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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Dharmmie21: 10:08am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Some years back when I washed my panties in the face me I face U compound , just on my way back to room one of the panties fell from my hand.. ..while one broda was on the bench starring at me....embarrassment could not make me bend and pick I had to rush to the room to ask my younger sis to pick it for me which she refused ... .Some minutes later I just gather the courage to goan take it....Broda was looking another way already I quickly pick and run. I can't Neva forget that day 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 10:09am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Haaaa,na dat time wey my mama still dey force me to cut skodoz na,I carry beta last skin go skul very early on Monday morning,wat nw made it worst was dat assembly had started already, and we were to have our inter house sport practice dat day,con see my head inside hot sun Dey made jest of me dat day ehh,especially dat wicked senior called jerry,jerry if u re reading dis just know dat it is only God Almighty dat can settle d beef I have with u,I can neva forget d day u gave me slap inside exam hall right there infront of my crush.I was trying to crack joke so dat d gel will laf and from there I can take it to d next level,but u came with ur bad bele and spoilt everything 5 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 10:16am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: So wetin u con do 4 Likes
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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by MiVida(m): 10:25am On Sep 21, 2019 |
tunary:I like pussy bro, no one's denying that... But calling it the Gate of Heaven Haba! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 10:27am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife: I..I ..I just start stammaring. Sir..Sir..You are f..as..t today oh This is my HOD that have been telling you about,she came to collect my Social st..... I mean Social Science textbook. 3 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by silifat11(m): 10:29am On Sep 21, 2019 |
That's about 5 years ago. I left the bank after withdrawal from Counter, there was another woman who left at the same time. Unfortunately I was going the same route the woman is going. When a taxi finally stopped, the woman said she pay for two passengers, that the driver should not carry me.. She was thinking that I was tracking from back oo 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 10:33am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: Lol,u blow lie for d man,next tym she will learn hw to stop insulting pple 1 Like |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 10:37am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife: The don divorce me sef,she talk say she no fey marry the son of an ôlôkàdà...She talk say my generation no have any intension to make it in life |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 10:46am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: I hope u re working hard so that she can regret taking dat action 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 10:47am On Sep 21, 2019 |
HumblySearching:Same thing when I was on a bike on high speed, my cap flew off my head and exposed my shining bololo orimapa, and it was very close to a very busy fast food way fine girls plenty on a sunday afternoon. if to say shame dey kill person I for die that day 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 10:51am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife: Ehn ...Yea Am making progress,I even like the way she left me,I feel relieved after she left...All this small small money that I do give her for miscellenous atleast there are now in my pocket. The guy she went to meet sef was my formal friend 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 10:54am On Sep 21, 2019 |
silifat11:Quite pathetic, out of fear she had to pay for extra seat. what a waste 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 10:57am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: God bless ur hustle bro 1 Like |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 11:01am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife:Wait!! hope you are believing all this stories? Its Frictional I dunno even like to hear that word "Hustle" |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 11:02am On Sep 21, 2019 |
MiVida:He calls it the gate of heaven because he likes it too much, he is obsessed with pussy, too much love for it can make a man do the unthinkable like licking and sucking it |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 11:04am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife:Am so so sorry if you will be so bad to hear that I formed the whole story.. Have not reach that level #Check my signature 1 Like |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 11:07am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: Anyhow sha,we gaz grind na else bar no go dey 1 Like |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 11:13am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife:This is reason why when you apply effort to target something you do it privately because there are enemies everywhere, bad belle dey everywhere |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Naanlong01: 11:13am On Sep 21, 2019 |
During NYSC in d North.Living in a face me i slap u house dt u get 2share bathroom & toilet wt other neighbours.On dt faithful day,i ran 2d toilet 2poo (a modernised pit lat wt white tiles like WC dt u have 2squat on).On opening d toilet door i saw a fresh kid's poo, i quickly flushed it & squatted 2do my thing, all of a sudden my neighbour a married woman with 3kids just opened d toilet door.Shock could not allow her close d door immediately,she stood 4 a second while we were looking at each other before she finally regained her senses. I was embarrassed .It turned out dt her 4year old kid ws d culprit dt pooed & then went 2inform his mum who came along wt water 2flush bt unfortunately i ws in d toilet. I wanted 2convince myself dt she didn't see anything bt then d bucket of water before me in my squatted position ws a bit far away not covering my "level". Since dt day i always make sure i block my "abunna" wt my bucket 2avoid a repetition. She ws like copa,sori o.Wch kain sori can sori unseen wat u've seen 11 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by DarlingEmojist(m): 11:14am On Sep 21, 2019 |
simiife:Any guy that is always using the word HUSTLE ...na YAHOO BOY Thats my own mentality |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 11:21am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Goalnaldo:Very embarrassing, and the thing smell die 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by tunary(m): 11:25am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Virus99:He is trying to impress a woman 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 11:25am On Sep 21, 2019 |
tunary: Dat guy just injure my moral dat day mehn 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by simiife: 11:27am On Sep 21, 2019 |
DarlingEmojist: Hmmm,ok,nw I get ur point U emailed me,any problem 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 11:35am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Gartol: |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 11:39am On Sep 21, 2019 |
Thanks lessons learnt. agarawu23: 1 Like |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 11:40am On Sep 21, 2019 |
condemn: |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by TheGreatIYANU: 12:01pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
Lol....great thread, even though rambling idiots have taken over some sections, I applaud the op and all valuable contributors to this thread. Now to my most embarrassing moment. It was 2012, son of man had just arrived Bradford, UK for my Masters. I took the free city bus going to the mall and in it were two black girls. Instinct told me they were Nigerians so I sat near then to start a conversation... I had already selected the one I liked to I started talking to her other friend. True to the wisdom in that, she took over the discussion and we both discussed, almost becoming oblivious of her friend. They were both Nigerians but one was born there, the one i liked. We sha got talking and they were getting to their stop. I collected her number and Skype contact, they disembarked then I continued my journey. Seyi and I talked for a while, Skyped as well, but the pressure of my masters and all, it stopped. About 5 months later, this was 2013... I was in the free city bus again going to Tesco. I alighted at my bus top and saw Seyi's friend with another lady. I greeted her and after all the pleasantries, I asked her "what about Seyi, where is she?" She first gave me this stunned disappointing look. Then she dropped the bomb - "See her here na!" Ladies and gentlemen of nairaland, Seyi had put on some weight and because i hadn't seen her in a while, i did not recognise her! My brothers and sisters my heart dropped to my rectum! I thought the world was ending and I think I had a blackout! A lot of people have commented that they wish the ground opened to swallow them. Trust me, you cant understand this feeling if you have not experienced it. My brain went blank and I walked out without even greeting the said Seyi. This was one of the most embarrassing moments of my entire life! PS: Ishilove your story left me in stitches! 8 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Ishilove: 12:05pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
TheGreatIYANU:Heh. I'm glad you found it amusing. The incident is still too fresh in my memory to laugh about it 2 Likes |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by MiVida(m): 12:10pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
tunary:there are many words that could've replaced that the gate of Heaven. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Sirseedorf(m): 12:38pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
@SkinnyNigga Not at all o It's because am a cleaner and he's a server in the company's canteen, and because my salary is poor compared to his salary which is more than my salary . |
Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by SouthSouth1914: 12:47pm On Sep 21, 2019 |
AwkaetitiBabe: Nope! Had to let go.. |
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