SouthSouth1914:


Nope! Had to let go..

marvelous000:

don't you think I'm vast enough to know everything about communication? or you think i need the opinion of other people to inform me on that?
when I write; it's for me and others who are acclimatize with my writing genre or have predilection for it. any other lexical dilettante is very welcome to ignore and pass accordingly, I mean as many as they come, cos I've got no patience for quibbling over my writing choice.


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gozzlin:


It's 'versed' not 'vast' Mr. Knowitall alias Mr Showboater.

An adage in Igbo language says: If you know this one, do you know the other one? If you think you've deciphered the bird's illness, have you been able to decipher its ability to fly?

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

midnighter:


Lol sir, you are the one doing Nigerian English, because you are too rigid. The true mark of having mastered a language is being able to manipulate it in a meaningful way.

Have a nice day

babtoundey:
The day I fell off a chair in the library (ALFH) in the full view of everybody.

I was reading in the library when I felt the urge to visit the toilet. By the time I returned from the library a lady was already occupying my seat. Instead of me to make her vacate my seat and go elsewhere I tried to do like a gentleman; I carried my books and made for another chair. I didn't know the new chair I located was broken, so I fell off it while trying to sit down.

What was more painful 8s that the lady occupying my seat was among those that mocked me with derisive laughter.

DarlingEmojist:
The day my GF told me that i should cool down,this foolish bike man is too slow...I will reach your house in the next 5minutes

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Next 5minute i saw that it was my Dad she was calling A FOOLISH BIKEMAN,AND MY DAD WAS THE MAN THAT CARRIED HER ON HIS BIKE

She just ghe down from the bike and rush to meet me and say HONEY,PLEASE HELP ME TO PAY MY THAT MAN AM CASHLESS FOR NOW

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I was like TAKE ME NOT MY GENTLE SAVIOR
HEAR MY HUMBLE CRIES

tunary:
See what you call nonsense, something God created is now nonsense because people abuse it. You guys pretend as if you don't like it. there is no man on planet earth who doesn't like it

sammuell:
I was in a shop buying some movies.
And there was this pretty fair lady also checking for movie,I said to my guy I go like follow this babe reason o
And so go o
Me:: Hello
She:: Hi
Me:: My name is Samuel
She::Ella
Me:: Are you a student here?
She::yes
Me:: Level?
She:: Graduate
Me:: please can we get to see outside here? Hope you don't mind?
She::No (with loud voice)
I wan die
Na so heat wan kill me
the owner of the shop just dey inside dey laugh

Homeboiy:
I felt embarrassed on her behalf

Babe came to spend 2 days with me, in the morning after bathing, she said oh, I forgot to wash my pant yesterday night o, I was embarrassed on her behalf


She came with only one pant

AwkaetitiBabe:
Wise decision.

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

clems88:
it can be annoying . mine go just relax.no matter how I try to wake him up it wount gree. Junior can be sturbon atimes

BlackLaw:

Tah!comot there make person no use slap bend ya face. Money money money.. you fine? probably no even get particulars!

Kassidy4luv:
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my tribe and my younger sister living with me.

Ishilove:
I told the congregation, during Sunday service to open to Isaiah 45 vs 26 and told someone to read. She stood up, opened her bible, leafed through it for several seconds, finally gave up and said "there's no Isaiah 45 vs 26." I felt like the ground should open up and swallow me right there at the altar. In front of the entire church!!

It was Isaiah 43 vs 26, not 45 vs 26. And to think I had it typed out but that typo completely missed my attention.

My head blanked out and I kept turning the pages looking for the book of Isaiah, while the sea of eyes stared up at me. I even went to the New Testament!

My family members suddenly had this very serious expression on their faces. You know, that kind you have when you are trying your darndest not to cringe. Or laugh

I almost wept in embarrassment. I was traumatized throughout the following week.

RexTramadol1:




Crazy Purzon, u still sing hymn join

RexTramadol1:





Acclimatized

Michaelcas:
you're wrong, half of the world population dislike the act of kissing, most hates the act of sex, describes it as gross

marvelous000:

The pettinesses has just been cladded with triviality, to the point where all my post have to be perused to detect and accentuate venial error, for the wanking


you guys must be enjoying yourselves. anyway, this is the last time I'll give life to this paltriness with a response.

tunary:
This is painful bro SORRY

RexTramadol1:






I got nothing on you brah...




Pointed sth out, no need dissipating energy on issues of no relevance

Bluehill1051:
Mine was the day my Ashewo customer for Bluemoon hotel told me "I should get a girlfriend"... "What you need is a girlfriend"
I was like, is this life?!

joyfullyjoyous:
A woman asked if I would marry her husband. She also asked the husband if he would marry me. I felt embarrassed. The woman died few months later and the husband called to remind me of what the woman said. He wanted us to try having lunch,dinner together to make us get to know eachothrr better. She's from Portharcourt while he's from IMO n me from Ila Orangun,Osun state.

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

dayo2me:
I can't remember actually I know it was really embarrassing

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

HRHQueenPhil:
Definitely yesterday at yaba were I wanted to enter bike and my gown sleet at d back tore to my pant. Everybody was shouting madam ur pant is showing. I was so embarrassed cos I was not wearing tight.i just remembered I got a boyfriend sweater and tied it across my waist.

lecturer50:
No i cannot do that.

He was the one that employed me as a teacher when there were thousands of other applicants.

So whatever he asked me to do,i must it shaa.

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them