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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Xzbit91: 9:54am On Sep 25, 2019
Etr3y:

If u say, it's cancelled na war...
But I believe naijatruth2019

This na serious matter. cheesy

After having my heart shattered by sources like c12112 and easymoneysniperI, I don't believe any source anymore. For me, APL will come when it comes.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Mcnels01: 9:54am On Sep 25, 2019
hafeezsemzy:
Lemme analyse your situation tongue

From my sample space analysis ... You be first class? grin

Lol..2.1 graduate EGBON mi grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by souljar(m): 10:13am On Sep 25, 2019
BenFlash:


They wouldn't have invented the word "arrogant" if they didn't.
This is why I don't debate about English. Someone should moot for a "standard" dictionary. grin

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 10:26am On Sep 25, 2019
Xzbit91:
This thread is hilarious. If you suggest APL is coming next year, you get bashed. If you say it's coming soon, you get tackled to the ground. grin

Lol. In the voice of Legendary Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey "awon eyan lasan, won ti ba eyan rere je 2ce, Chief Commander, ma finu han enikan..." in a world of Jarus and the "20K tfare guy" there exist the likes of ademmy and EMS... so don't blame us, "oju ti ri". cheesy cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 10:40am On Sep 25, 2019
Gbyms:

Are we even sure there was a vacancy. What if they wanted to check something

Hahahahahahah.. Omo, I dey tell you

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Biaso(m): 10:59am On Sep 25, 2019
This article only gives credence to the ongoing restructuring at NNPC. The article clearly outlines major reasons bothering on corruption and incompetence. But to say the corporation has been borrowing money to pat staff salary isn't exactly correct..

monksy22:
https://businessday.ng/lead-story/article/india-is-nigerias-leading-oil-importer-but-in-two-years-all-buses-in-the-country-will-switch-to-electric/
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Xzbit91: 12:33pm On Sep 25, 2019
martinsfm:
lol street no smile, many dont even know what they want.

Las las na APL we all want and hope for.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by aaa1234(m): 1:03pm On Sep 25, 2019
Has anybody noticed that the number of people on this page has dropped by about 70%,

Maybe we are the ones still outside
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2019
Yusol afar na?.Today is 25th o�
Plz remind your Uncle I guess he has forgotten.

Naijatruth2019 I never get your time.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Briskroque: 1:53pm On Sep 25, 2019
Enrypech:


Hahahahahahah.. Omo, I dey tell you

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Make we dey Cruise Cruise ourselves dey go
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TheMatrix3: 3:32pm On Sep 25, 2019
Some persons be opening new monikers just to deceive themselves. Dude registered on the 17th of September and is here telling us he has sacrosanct facts that we must believe grin grin grin
Its obvious you've soiled your name here with your former moniker, and chose to revenge your ban with giving gullible fellows false hope. NEWS FLASH: new monilkers HAVE NO CREDIBILITY!!!
In other news, the new NL interface looks very sleek wink

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 3:40pm On Sep 25, 2019
The silence here is deafening! Naijatruth2019, where art thou? sad shocked
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Engrobiorah(m): 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2019
aaa1234:
Has anybody noticed that the number of people on this page has dropped by about 70%,

Maybe we are the ones still outside

The calm before the storm (APL)

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 4:11pm On Sep 25, 2019
APL is coming soon

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 4:29pm On Sep 25, 2019
No Tfare Payment since the beginning of this week, no?
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Legendaryheroe: 4:29pm On Sep 25, 2019
Can this naijatruth guy stop spilling rubbish...

His sauce is burnt or his confidence is flawed.

The tower is as calm as ever...

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by PhilipGallagher(m): 4:36pm On Sep 25, 2019
naijatruth2019:
APL is coming soon

Guy rest na. "We don hear"
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ginalex(f): 4:41pm On Sep 25, 2019
Dbowline:



A nipple in the mouth is better than many breasts you haven't touched. You have information from those people but yet choose to believe what Jarus' haven't said. Quite absurd!!
cry cry I gave up on NL
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by BenFlash: 5:02pm On Sep 25, 2019
*THE COCKROACH MANAGEMENT THEORY*

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai; an IIT-MIT Alumnus, now Google boss.

"The cockroach management theory for self development"

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away, but it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts, and started wondering; was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, *but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.*

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive, whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand LIFE.

A Person who is HAPPY is happy not because
Everything is RIGHT in his Life...

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right!

RESPOND TO ISSUES DON'T REACT, and keep winning....

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by gbenga44: 5:02pm On Sep 25, 2019
Is enuf sir. We haf hear and read! On the 5th now, you will disappear after mutating from C11*** (abi wetin be that one name) to EazyMoneySniper to wetin you call your sef now ...

naijatruth2019:
APL is coming soon
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by princely83(m): 5:10pm On Sep 25, 2019
Successful candidates will be notified before the end of the year. Guys stop giving yourself headache instead pray that you make the final list. Good news is coming to ONLY SUCCESSFUL CANDIDATES. #Everything is completed#

Once more take a chill pill......


#patienceiskey#

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2019
BenFlash:
*THE COCKROACH MANAGEMENT THEORY*

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai; an IIT-MIT Alumnus, now Google boss.

"The cockroach management theory for self development"

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away, but it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts, and started wondering; was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, *but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.*

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive, whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand LIFE.

A Person who is HAPPY is happy not because
Everything is RIGHT in his Life...

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right!

RESPOND TO ISSUES DON'T REACT, and keep winning....

Word!
React, respond smiley
Very educating
Thanks

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 25, 2019
Ginalex:
cry cry I gave up on NL

Smiles, let's talk offline. You may not wanna give up
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 5:51pm On Sep 25, 2019
APL is not coming out on or before 4th of October.

Go and sleep Mr naijatruth2019.

naijatruth2019:
APL is coming soon
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Oliviajones(f): 5:52pm On Sep 25, 2019
Dbowline:


Smiles, let's talk offline. You may not wanna give up
Me toooooo grin. PM embarassed
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Autobot45: 5:59pm On Sep 25, 2019
naijatruth2019:
APL is coming soon
Lmao,��
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 6:06pm On Sep 25, 2019
Aremolomi:
APL is not coming out on or before 4th of October.

Go and sleep Mr naijatruth2019.

Aremolomi I wish you the best as we expect our APL on or before 4 October, 2019
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Aremolomi: 6:11pm On Sep 25, 2019
My source said nothing like that.

You only want to get cheap followers on this thread

naijatruth2019:
Aremolomi I wish you the best as we expect our APL on or before 4 October, 2019
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Enrypech: 6:12pm On Sep 25, 2019
Who wants to learn 3D video animation with smart phone before APL drops?

If you already know it.. Remain in your lane.

Not free

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by femokleen(m): 6:14pm On Sep 25, 2019
BenFlash:
*THE COCKROACH MANAGEMENT THEORY*

A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai; an IIT-MIT Alumnus, now Google boss.

"The cockroach management theory for self development"

At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady. She started screaming out of fear.

With a panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.

Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.

The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away, but it landed on another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.

The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.

In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.

The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.

When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts, and started wondering; was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?

If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?

He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.

It is not the cockroach, but the inability of those people to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach, that disturbed the ladies.

I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, *but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.*

It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.

More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.

Lessons learnt from the story:

I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond

The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.

Reactions are always instinctive, whereas responses are always well thought of.

A beautiful way to understand LIFE.

A Person who is HAPPY is happy not because
Everything is RIGHT in his Life...

He is HAPPY because his Attitude towards Everything in his Life is Right!

RESPOND TO ISSUES DON'T REACT, and keep winning....
Blow my mind! Extremely incredible!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 6:20pm On Sep 25, 2019
Enrypech:
Who wants to learn 3D video animation with smart phone before APL drops?

Using app?

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