They finished the guy finally, Aye Le

dominiick:
that number 14 ehn ;Dthat number 14 ehn

I dey tell you!

Na only that no. 14 dey really very funny to me.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I detest extravagant men. Rich people stay rich by investing and being frugal. Give wisely.

On point dear. one glass of chilled water for you

No. 14 is madddd

Gofwane:
My own na to gather friends go drink to stupor.
When i wake up in the morning, check my pocket and see only #100, i sit down and begin to plan my life, thinking about all the stuff i intend to buy.

Once money enter, na back to square 1 again

Better to carry slay queen wey you don Bleep or wey Bleep sure to go drink and catch fun, than to habitually waste money on useless fake friends wey dey use your head.

sylve11:
very funny. nice one @ op.......

Thanks dear

dairykidd:

True it happens but if it continues like this u would never get anywhere. So what i do is this separate the money in different accounts like say 3 different banks. Hold one atm which should be the bank closer to u and destroy the rest. So when the money comes just first push them to the other accts and leave little of what will take u through that week. We mostly spend lavishly in the evenings & on weekends so during these times when temptation strikes I'm safe cos the only available ATM card is for my weekly upkeep. And also if u have important stuff to buy please do not procrastinate by holding the money and saying u will do it later.. na then u go remember that babe u dey program or she will remember u because dey smell it when there's money or u get invited to drink with ur guys and they are ordering round when ur back pocket swell up anyhow.. u will now begin to display like say na campaign. E no easy sha but na discipline. Even now i still fvckup sometimes

Nice one

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ola33t:



This thread just dey make me laugh.

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J111333:
I never laughed this loud for a long time. This is so hilarious.

Thanks

MiaB:
I can't relate

that is why the topic said Guys that live extravagant lives

ola33t:

This thread just dey make me laugh.

lolzz

Gofwane:
My own na to gather friends go drink to stupor.
When i wake up in the morning, check my pocket and see only #100, i sit down and begin to plan my life, thinking about all the stuff i intend to buy.

Once money enter, na back to square 1 again

Ogun aye ni my brother

AwkaetitiBabe:
I detest extravagant men. Rich people stay rich by investing and being frugal. Give wisely.

Yen yen yen. Typical Nigerian female. If you would be honest enough to ask yourself how many 'frugal' men you've been swayed by to see your unclothedness in your adult life.

Besides, rich frugal people like who? Rich like who? 90% of rich Nigerians didn't get rich by following this your suggested 'frugality and investment' rich-after- retirement-at-age-70 template. Most of the super rich people I know are the most extravagant (of course some may form frugal for their outer circles). One Bros that I know has been rich forever, since I was in primary school. Has been lavish and wasteful ly extravagant since then...up till now that he is in his late 50s, he still splashes millions on women and thrills, while still having enough to make investment upon investment, buy properties upon properties, upon properties, upon properties.

If you know, you know. Bottom line, work smart and enjoy life.

MiaB:
I can't relate

are you a guy now?

rex444:
Money is meant to be spent

to be spent wisely

That’s what I’m going through at the moment
God pls help me I promise to spend wisely this time around.
D first meme was for me.

Hedonisco:
Lol. I'm in this category, because I'm extravagant as Bleep (as per hedonistic morrafucker). But I'm unapologetically so. No time for regrets.

We blow money fast. We also scheme and hustle hard to make sure money sprints in faster than we can blow it.

I'm either trying to make money or spend it. No hiatuses. No stop gaps.

Life's too short.

Always remember to save for the raining days

I can relate to all these like mad. I have learnt the hard way while in my final year in school. My girl left me when I became broke from excessive spending. I presently earn hundreds of thousands in naira monthly and I still live in a one room apartment. I have no girlfriend, I don't drink no more. I write down all the important things I need weekly and keep the necessary things far away. Konji has been killing me but I can't repeat same shit I did in school no more. Now I got couple millions sitting in my account. I only use wi-fi at work for browsing and at&t for data to chat my mum, my crush, sisters and brothers. I take public transportation. Moral lesson always keep enough cash handy. Don't buy anything if you can't afford to buy it again the next day.

Pkid:
I have a story to share I slept with a girl around my area on April 27 I left so noting happened not on till I slept with a girl on d July 27 .......

on August 3 I started feeling pain around my joint,knee and a little cold deziness so am thinking maybe is because I hardly eat because am worry about the HiV of a stuff so I went to do test on August 6 so it was negative but on d same month again

August 4 I slept with a girl with condom so I started getting worry that the girl I recently slept with july 27 have giving me HIV but to my surprise I took her for test on September 27 she is negative so am still worry if am at risk of HIV
please help me

When you refuse to use contraceptives as recommended, this is the sort of worry you get. Lmao.

Nothing we can do for you here than tell you to go do the test in like a month or two.
Your sickness is probably just some minor stuff anyways, but go for test to have rest of mind.

Choice22:
Always remember to save for the raining days

Lol. Rather channel your creative energies toward ensuring that you are continuously immune to rainy days. It's never by saving, trust me on that one..

Save your 35 years salary for cancer, or even 'ordinary' diabetes management. Na body go tell you.

No 14 sweet me pass

Naso

yes money is meant to be spend big time.just imagine now if this life we are no flexing the life go too dull.like me every Sunday I no they miss flexing big time atleast I spend 20k upwards every Sunday caculate 20k to 30k every Sunday for a year that na big money but no long thing life goes on.if man go get money to spend u go complain abi so get the money make u spend am na so.no long thing.those that will quote me wrong should hug transformer.

Hedonisco:


Yen yen yen. Typical Nigerian female. If you would be honest enough to ask yourself how many 'frugal' men you've been swayed by to see your unclothedness in your adult life.

Besides, rich frugal people like who? Rich like who? 90% of rich Nigerians didn't get rich by following this your suggested 'frugality and investment' rich-after- retirement-at-age-70 template. Most of the super rich people I know are the most extravagant (of course some may form frugal for their outer circles). One Bros that I know has been rich forever, since I was in primary school. Has been lavish and wasteful ly extravagant since then...up till now that he is in his late 50s, he still splashes millions on women and thrills, while still having enough to make investment upon investment, buy properties upon properties, upon properties, upon properties.

If you know, you know. Bottom line, work smart and enjoy life.

Guy I replied based on the topic at hand. I don't give a heck about super rich or what not but the struggling ones who don't invest but extravagantly spend once they hit money then come dey look when d money dry. So your analogy is lost on me Bro.

Elxandre:

When you refuse to use contraceptives as recommended, this is the sort of worry you get. Lmao.

Nothing we can do for you here than tell you to go do the test in like a month or two.
Your sickness is probably just some minor stuff anyways, but go for test to have rest of mind.

Thanks bro

ScotMisile:
If you want to cry some more, just ask for your bank statement to know how much you have spent in a year... You will discover you could actually have bought benz.

And you must have been dead if you hadn't spent that.

;DReally funny

dairykidd:

True it happens but if it continues like this u would never get anywhere. So what i do is this separate the money in different accounts like say 3 different banks. Hold one atm which should be the bank closer to u and destroy the rest. So when the money comes just first push them to the other accts and leave little of what will take u through that week. We mostly spend lavishly in the evenings & on weekends so during these times when temptation strikes I'm safe cos the only available ATM card is for my weekly upkeep. And also if u have important stuff to buy please do not procrastinate by holding the money and saying u will do it later.. na then u go remember that babe u dey program or she will remember u because dey smell it when there's money or u get invited to drink with ur guys and they are ordering round when ur back pocket swell up anyhow.. u will now begin to display like say na campaign. E no easy sha but na discipline. Even now i still fvckup sometimes

na to adopt this your format shaperly cos the money wey man dey drink on a daily no be moi-moi

Lol

AwkaetitiBabe:
Guy I replied based on the topic at hand. I don't give a heck about super rich or what not but the struggling ones who don't invest but extravagantly spend once they hit money then come dey look when d money dry. So your analogy is lost on me Bro.

Oh, from my perspective, struggling and extravagant cannot be used in the same sentence.

Hedonisco:


Oh, from my perspective, struggling and extravagant cannot be used in the same sentence.

OK sir

U just made my neighbour keep looking at me like something is wrong with me. Seriously i was just laughing and laughing with all those posts. Please i wish you can be dropping something like this twice a week to make our day. I love you so much guy.