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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:45pm On Sep 30, 2019
Lana1:
Even if they are constantly slapping and beating you and threatening to either throw you in jail or shoot you?
iamoyindamola:
Just small protest police shot at fuoye and killed 2 students. I watched the video they were running after harmless students
You know how many innocent drivers dey get killed daily for not settling with N20. One was killed on my bus stop one day. fear go catch you. Human life just be like chicken the guy died instantly
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 4:54pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:
do you have amensia?
Why not go dig out watermark

You blanked the confessions, and i can tell that they hooked you based on that.

People tend to narrate their encounters in a way to avoid scolding.

Seankafor should ask you questions. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 4:58pm On Sep 30, 2019
raumdeuter:


The day MKO died in 1998 and we rioted in school, They shot some students and students burnt a police pickup, They closed school and we all had to leave, On our way to Lagos on Ibadan-Ife road na so those MOPPOL stop bus and saw all students. These were not regular policemen but some of those who were deployed to Ife-Modakeke war. They asked all of us to lie down on the road. We all lie for floor
One very talkative and drunk policeman now said he wanted to shoot us all, Some of us were already crying because he cocked his gun(An accidental discharge could have happened)

Later he said we should donate 3 of us that will die on behalf of the rest, after a while, he said he will pick any 3 whose foreheads were not touching the concrete tar on the road to be killed. If we had 200M on us that day, we would have given him to let us go free.
After like 25mins of toying with us and some of us were already half dead for fear, One of his superiors drove by and told him to leave us.

On another day anything could have happened

You are a wise man.

I don't care if I'm awarded a 5 star in cowardice, but anytime I see someone draw a life weapon be it police or armed robber, I will remain humble.

Policemen that are always drunk. Funny enough, the infamous lion building (force headquarters ) on the island, If you go there now you will see police men sitting in bars close by with gun on their lap, taking alcohol and smoking their sanity away.

One would be foolish not to comply when they stop you in their drunken state.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:


I was shocked that you could be that smart. So, it was because your life is worthless, not because you were a man. cheesy

One would have thought small intelligence will come from you being a brand new father but it seems it has only heightened your stupidity.

You're clearly ret@rded. It's easy for an egbere like you to form Thanos on Nairaland and chat megedefegede. Like Biggy said. It's hard to yell when the barrel is in your mouth

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 5:08pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:


You are a wise man.

I don't care if I'm awarded a 5 star in cowardice, but anytime I see someone draw a life weapon be it police or armed robber, I will remain humble.

Policemen that are always drunk. Funny enough, the infamous lion building (force headquarters ) on the island, If you go there now you will see police men sitting in bars close by with gun on their lap, taking alcohol and smoking their sanity away.

One would be foolish not to comply when they stop you in their drunken state.

Cc bikeman airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/5443651/how-man-saved-some-boys
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 5:09pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:
we were taken to the station they brought out an album containing dead people and took my brother to a place that was stinking he was told that's where they dump dead bodies.
At that point they searched me and remove my cug phone,they threatened us to confess that we are yahoo boys.
It's only online some people will form Bruce Lee
honestly you did the right thing by dropping some dough
But in truth I tell u..no be everybody dem go fuk with like that.. there are levels to every shiits..

Take it or leave it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SkimpleD: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2019
BikeMan:
I was not even throwing a dig at anybody, I just wanted to point out to him that you don't have to pay SARS nada because another person was sharing testimony of how he didn't. Whatever happened to Sodick that day must have been a result of how he appeared and his countenance. Like I said, I've encountered SARS too, though I was angry that my phone and bag were searched, I just allowed them and didn't give them any reason to demand for anything. They also had guns.


But then the defender of the defenseless is asking all of us to drop money, because of what exactly?
Lol. Make person no go enter wahala wey e no fit explain o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 5:14pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:


I can't count the number of times i had settled officers, since i started driving after my SSCE.

I didn't berate larride for settling with a paltry sum, neither would i have done such to sodick if he parted with similar amount. Mr man, i cant give anybody 20k in any station when my hands are clean, for my release.


Bros If u know how many people languishing in jail awaiting trial for years just because they refused to settle policemen before and after getting to the station you will have rethink about your last paragraph.

Year 2017 one useless guy who is a neighbor's son assaulted my parents. We had him arrested and despite police trying to let him off the hook , we pressed charges and the matter got to court.

It was there I knew what our justice system looked like. You know cases would be called before it gets to ur case, one guy's case was pathetic. He's been held at kirikiri for 3years. What was his offence? He was mistakenly arrested in place of another person. Boys were pursuing someone else but he was wearing the same colour of shirt as the thief's and boom they rushed him, took him to the police despite not seeing the stolen item on him.

The police charged him to court after which the police IPO in charge of his case never appeared in court for any of his subsequent hearing. Each time his case is read in court, the IPO will be nowhere to be found and the magistrate will adjourn for another 4 months after which he will be taken back to kirikiri. The magistrate was in a good mood that day and said he will throw his case out and ordered him to do 2 hours of community service and be allowed to go home. This young man broke down in tears. He's the only member of his family in Lagos and nobody knew he was in jail sef.

Baba if this system mess u up lasan, u go forget ur right. Even ikechukwu that was saying he will kill any sars or police any day he's harassed. Guess what he did what he was harassed recently

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SkimpleD: 5:15pm On Sep 30, 2019
seankafor:
honestly you did the right thing by dropping some dough
But in truth I tell u..no be everybody dem go fuk with like that.. there are levels to every shiits..

Take it or leave it
This is just the truth. Like I earlier said, these SARS/Poice guys no matter how egbon Dayo wan paint them, no be everybody dem dey do those ones for.

Na Church mind make me slow down my car to be asked questions. Shey I for just ‘maja’ them and drive off on full speed. No time for BS.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 5:17pm On Sep 30, 2019
seankafor:
honestly you did the right thing by dropping some dough
But in truth I tell u..no be everybody dem go fuk with like that.. there are levels to every shiits..

Take it or leave it
I don't blame him either. I took a big risk by not dropping but I won't advice anyone to follow suit. In my case I could not drop even #50 from those funds. E get some kain money wey dey be like that. If na thief sef you go follow am drag to the death never mind police
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:20pm On Sep 30, 2019
A40:

[s]One would have thought small intelligence will come from you being a brand new father but it seems it has only heightened your stupidity.

You're clearly ret@rded. It's easy for an egbere like you to form Thanos on Nairaland and chat megedefegede. Like Biggy said. It's hard to yell when the barrel is in your mouth[/s]

So all those that brilliantly got themselves out of their grips, formed Thanos offline. Every sensible person knows what went wrong in Sodik's encounter, but you wouldn't.

You are a disgrace, for refusing to pay them, offering your life just because it meant nothing to you, not because you know you didnt do anything wrong and knew your rights.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SkimpleD: 5:21pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:


Cc bikeman airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/5443651/how-man-saved-some-boys
Guy, for highway with lots of people and vehicles passing, no SARS official go do that shiit with me and get away. I go shout lasañ

Officials waylay your car, march you out and come dey direct you to their bus. What?

First of all, what’s my crime? undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:22pm On Sep 30, 2019
seankafor:
tru talk bro..

Las las na ur number 6 person u go use..

But e good say make person get some street creeds inbuilt him so he cant be easily intimidated
police station na im come worse pass bush.

If you enter behind bars, you go pay that money still, coupled with emotional trauma.

Them fit put lie ontop your head sef.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2019
raumdeuter:


Their station is even more dangerous, shebi for streets neutral people fit dey, but for their station no be all dem dem dey there? Anytime you are in police station na how to leave that place fast suppose dey your mind. As you dey argue na him a crazier police go enter come escalate beyond what you were facing

sod09 is a coward but he is alive, those who are not cowards will get the prize for their bravery after service
them say after war na coward dey tell the story of how brave men fought gallantly - and died
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 5:26pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:


So all those that brilliantly got themselves out of their grips, formed Thanos offline. Every sensible person knows what went wrong in Sodik's encounter, but you wouldn't.

You are a disgrace, for refusing to pay them, offering your life just because it meant nothing to you, not because you know you didnt do anything wrong and knew your rights.
Shut up your mouth you foolish doofus. We have seen police brutality on innocent ones who have committed no offense numerous times in the past and you're busy chatting shyte.

Nigeria police that you will show school ID card and they will tell you it is fake. Can you imagine this sodomite?

You're a dyslexic POS. Anybody with a working brain can deduce that by that I was showing how far I was willing to go to defend what rightfully belonged to me. That you interpreted that to mean anything else just shows how ret@rded you are.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 5:31pm On Sep 30, 2019
raumdeuter:


Is he A40? were their situation the same? If his mind told him there could be danger in him not paying then what is your own business? We can all pontificate on how we will do this and that

Na only people wey commit crime police dey shoot? Even in America with human rights and everything how many innocent people have been shot when they didn't commit any crime when they encounter police and you are talking about Nigeria.

The only thing that matters now that he is alive after encountering SARS, Not everyone went through the encounter and remained alive

When next you are in Nigeria go find SARS and argue with them, we will give you the Aare Ona Kakanfo of this thread award for being braver than Sod09 which you can hang on your wall

At least that will make your day.
I would have done this, I would have done that, Thats you not him. Wait for your turn when you face SARS implement all your fantastic tactics

Yoruba talk say "Na style elders dey take run from loose cow". Live today, argue tomorrow

You dey always sweet my belle when you dey talk or advise person but when it comes to Hazard and VVD or any player wey u no like, you dey leave ur brain behind. lipsrsealed undecided undecided

Nice advice btw.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:32pm On Sep 30, 2019
iamoyindamola:


Cc bikeman airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/5443651/how-man-saved-some-boys


This even supports my view. You can get yourself out in a composed and strategic manner. Last, they will ask you to give them something for weekend, even if it's on a Monday.

Once they saw panic in you, you are gone. Maybe it's meeting officers on the road, several times gave me that confidence. Being clean is major.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 5:33pm On Sep 30, 2019
Chelseafan1:


You dey always sweet my belle when you dey talk or advise person but when it comes to Hazard and VVD or any player wey u no like, you dey leave ur brain behind. lipsrsealed undecided undecided

Nice advice btw.

We will still come back to the issue of your girlfriend wey dem use SARS intimidate you and collect from you wink wink grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 5:40pm On Sep 30, 2019
odizeey:
police station na im come worse pass bush.

If you enter behind bars, you go pay that money still, coupled with emotional trauma.

Them fit put lie ontop your head sef.

Aswear. Police cell will spoil Ur fresh kid levels any day any time. I've never imagined I would ever sleep on a barefloor just few meters from where other inmates defeated in my life. This was exactly what I experienced sleeping a night in cell. Sleeping in the same room with other people's stool embarassed

Na true say who no go no know
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 5:40pm On Sep 30, 2019
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:40pm On Sep 30, 2019
A40:
[s]Shut up your mouth you foolish doofus. We have seen police brutality on innocent ones who have committed no offense numerous times in the past and you're busy chatting shyte.

Nigeria police that you will show school ID card and they will tell you it is fake. Can you imagine this sodomite?

You're a dyslexic POS. Anybody with a working brain can deduce that by that I was showing how far I was willing to go to defend what rightfully belonged to me. That you interpreted that to mean anything else just shows how ret@rded you are.[/s]

Yes, you stated your poverty-induced reason, while some of us can die fighting for our rights. Values bro.

A40:
Oga shut up. I took a risk that day because I was literally ready to die for the bar that was on me. Not everyone will be willing to take that chance

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by HewlettPackard: 5:41pm On Sep 30, 2019
BikeMan:
Coming from the same person that said Greenwood is better than all Chelsea and Arsenal Youth players, LMAO!

You think everybody that doesn't stay around you lives in a particular kind of house, LMAO!

People have encountered SARS and left unscathed, it's really a matter of confidence and stating your rights. We've seen videos of these encounters.

For all of your intelligence, you're asking every Youth to surrender their hard earned money to hoodlums in uniform so they can look like "eba generation".....height of mumu-ism grin grin

I follow like this comment.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:45pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:


Bros If u know how many people languishing in jail awaiting trial for years just because they refused to settle policemen before and after getting to the station you will have rethink about your last paragraph.

Year 2017 one useless guy who is a neighbor's son assaulted my parents. We had him arrested and despite police trying to let him off the hook , we pressed charges and the matter got to court.

It was there I knew what our justice system looked like. You know cases would be called before it gets to ur case, one guy's case was pathetic. He's been held at kirikiri for 3years. What was his offence? He was mistakenly arrested in place of another person. Boys were pursuing someone else but he was wearing the same colour of shirt as the thief's and boom they rushed him, took him to the police despite not seeing the stolen item on him.

The police charged him to court after which the police IPO in charge of his case never appeared in court for any of his subsequent hearing. Each time his case is read in court, the IPO will be nowhere to be found and the magistrate will adjourn for another 4 months after which he will be taken back to kirikiri. The magistrate was in a good mood that day and said he will throw his case out and ordered him to do 2 hours of community service and be allowed to go home. This young man broke down in tears. He's the only member of his family in Lagos and nobody knew he was in jail sef.

Baba if this system mess u up lasan, u go forget ur right. Even ikechukwu that was saying he will kill any sars or police any day he's harassed. Guess what he did what he was harassed recently
we don't have rights as Nigerians. So no just bother fight for anything.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 5:47pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:


Bros If u know how many people languishing in jail awaiting trial for years just because they refused to settle policemen before and after getting to the station you will have rethink about your last paragraph.

Year 2017 one useless guy who is a neighbor's son assaulted my parents. We had him arrested and despite police trying to let him off the hook , we pressed charges and the matter got to court.

It was there I knew what our justice system looked like. You know cases would be called before it gets to ur case, one guy's case was pathetic. He's been held at kirikiri for 3years. What was his offence? He was mistakenly arrested in place of another person. Boys were pursuing someone else but he was wearing the same colour of shirt as the thief's and boom they rushed him, took him to the police despite not seeing the stolen item on him.

The police charged him to court after which the police IPO in charge of his case never appeared in court for any of his subsequent hearing. Each time his case is read in court, the IPO will be nowhere to be found and the magistrate will adjourn for another 4 months after which he will be taken back to kirikiri. The magistrate was in a good mood that day and said he will throw his case out and ordered him to do 2 hours of community service and be allowed to go home. This young man broke down in tears. He's the only member of his family in Lagos and nobody knew he was in jail sef.

Baba if this system mess u up lasan, u go forget ur right. Even ikechukwu that was saying he will kill any sars or police any day he's harassed. Guess what he did what he was harassed recently

Google PRALARG and check how they get similar cases settled. I work with them, I know alot bro, not bragging.

Once i reach station, trust me, nothing will be paid.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:53pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:


Aswear. Police cell will spoil Ur fresh kid levels any day any time. I've never imagined I would ever sleep on a barefloor just few meters from where other inmates defeated in my life. This was exactly what I experienced sleeping a night in cell. Sleeping in the same room with other people's stool embarassed

Na true say who no go no know
ABI na the one Wen dem go exchange person.
Me Wen dey feel easily irritated. I might even get killed by the environment alone.
Naija no be place to dey argue too much.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 5:57pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:


Google PRALARG and check how they get similar cases settled. I work with them, I know alot bro, not bragging.

Once i reach station, trust me, nothing will be paid.

I just did a Google and search and I must say kudos to the convener and those making PRALARG work. Keep up the good work.

But what we are saying here is; these dare devil police men can mess up any young man without connection and make sure he needs PRALARG assistance after he's been incarcerated for months unjustly. It can get worse if they shoot you and claim you are a criminal resisting arrest
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 6:02pm On Sep 30, 2019
SkimpleD:

This is just the truth. Like I earlier said, these SARS/Poice guys no matter how egbon Dayo wan paint them, no be everybody dem dey do those ones for.

Na Church mind make me slow down my car to be asked questions. Shey I for just ‘maja’ them and drive off on full speed. No time for BS.

This is a dangerous thing to do.

On Ibadan Ife road.....dem must stop me, na constant K.... I drive a full-tinted navy colour C-class.....dem no dey ever miss am.

Shishi I no dey drop, e get one day, dem search me so tey, dem scatter my travelers box, search my booth, under my spare tyre, everything. Me, I dey always smile dey look dem like mumu grin grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chelseafan1: 6:07pm On Sep 30, 2019
raumdeuter:


We will still come back to the issue of your girlfriend wey dem use SARS intimidate you and collect from you wink wink grin grin cheesy cheesy

Lol, d only thing SARS ever collected from me was the Hausa koboko I had on my dash, me with Police no dey get issues grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 6:14pm On Sep 30, 2019
airmark:


Yes, you stated your poverty-induced reason, while some of us can die fighting for our rights. Values bro.

Your IQ is extremely low. Imagine thinking your rights count in a country that has the highest Number of prisoners awaiting trial anywhere in the World.

You are a spastic wasteman and Shithouse to not realize there would be situations where the officer you are facing does not give a crap about your rights and would go above and beyond to abuse it.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:20pm On Sep 30, 2019
BlueRayDick:


I just did a Google and search and I must say kudos to the convener and those making PRALARG work. Keep up the good work.

But what we are saying here is; these dare devil police men can mess up any young man without connection and make sure he needs PRALARG assistance after he's been incarcerated for months unjustly. It can get worse if they shoot you and claim you are a criminal resisting arrest

I won't abuse them, my calmness and approach to their requests will humble them.

Nobody wants to lose their jobs, they were trained not to bark up the wrong tree by their superiors, hence they won't pass the limit.

There are exceptions, no doubt but in Soddick's story, one can easily cross the t.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 6:32pm On Sep 30, 2019
A40:
[s]Your IQ is extremely low. Imagine thinking your rights count in a country that has the highest Number of prisoners awaiting trial anywhere in the World.

You are a spastic wasteman and Shithouse to not realize there would be situations where the officer you are facing does not give a crap about your rights and would go above and beyond to abuse it.[/s]

Once you aren't looking like a Bariga tout, composed and confidently you address them, they can only delay you or ask for money for beer.

I will recommend PRALARG for you, only if you don't bring your irresponsible online character to real life.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 6:35pm On Sep 30, 2019
A40:
Your IQ is extremely low. Imagine thinking your rights count in a country that has the highest Number of prisoners awaiting trial anywhere in the World.

You are a spastic wasteman and Shithouse to not realize there would be situations where the officer you are facing does not give a crap about your rights and would go above and beyond to abuse it.
Stop na. Please go easy on Airmark.

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