Offpoint:
lol, at questionable and suspicious...
Try get the full version of the Bible and read from those books that aren't included in today's Bible.

Offpoint:
At your question, Adam was enjoying free meal without working for it, God was feeding him. After he loss his place with God. Fending for himself becomes part of his PUNISHMENT... since the earth was fertile as of that time, which means he wouldn't even feel the PUNISHMENT of feeding for himself as a big deal... God decided toughen up the soil.
This way he'd feel the impact of his punishment and show some kind of remorse.

Offpoint:
FYI after disobeying God, Adam was never remorseful but instead was pointing fingers of accusations.
He didn't acknowledge, non take responsibilities for his actions.

missjo:

https://www.nairaland.com/5443784/response-allegory-garden-edens-account

You may just be trolling but don't joke with things like this

jibrilELsudan:



Am not trolling joking. I received the rhema revelation on this.

missjo:

Lol, you are not serious

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different father if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evil penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.


Ignore all errors, I hate proofreading...


There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has gone through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of the bible that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible studies why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different father if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evil penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.


Ignore all errors, I hate proofreading...


There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has gone through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of the bible that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible studies why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

jibrilELsudan:




Lol am serious. The rhema just came upon me. Am still shaking and in tears.

RemiOAjayi:
I do not fall for this ur fiction and that of Reno as well, Bible should be taken as a face value how come God drove them out of the Garden of Eden? He said less they eat the fruit of life and they live forever ( is the tree of life also sex) ?

budaatum:
You don't get it muttley so let me explain it to you. I read you up to this point and could go no further. I was sick by the beginning of the second paragraph despite knowing there's likely much truth and knowledge in it.

You are a very knowledgeable person muttley and I learn a lot from you but you suffer from word diarrhea, shit with which you paint your intelligence! Why the fuq do you think anyone will waste their time digging for pearls in all that yadayada of yours?

Please say buda, unless you are specifically calling my attention in future, and when calling my attention please make sure it is when you have engaged your brain.

kkins25:
I wonder if the world is about to end or am I dreaming? Knowledge made the mighty buda sick? MuttleyLaff I think youve upgraded your yada yada to 2.0. Youve really outdone yourself this time around. This is the first time I've seen buda use the f word. Lolzz

hahaha. Coming from the conwoman/man of words herself/himself. Go back to your threads and see how the masses completely misunderstood your points. But kkins still digs for does pearls because he knows true wisdom doesn't come for easy.

I've read this comment of yours, then I read MuttleyLaffs. Then I read your comments yet again. Then again and again nd can only say, poor Muttley has fallen victim to undeserved anger. Its ok, im sure muttley is a macho man. We all get tensed and he knows this.
However, if some day we cross paths, for this err of yours- the bill for launch and dinner is on you.
By the way you're still digging the bible's yadayada for pearls aren't you, dear buda

budaatum:
Poor kkins, you don't understand. And so you asked me to it explain, right? Of course not! That would be hard work for you. Or did you?

For your information, I do understand muttley, and if you'd bothered, you'd see this has been brewing, but I guess that's too much work for you too, you just have to dive into what you lack understanding of.

We'll meet, I'm sure, but it wouldn't be on these childish terms [/b]you desire I'm afraid. Do let me know when you have developed the capacity to understand buda.

kkins25:

Buda has indeed touched my mood today in a negative way. I was feeling pretty good before I saw buda comment.

Offpoint:
It surprised me how people believed Eve ate a 'Fruit' and gave it to Adam and their eyes was opened.


God commanded Adam and Eve to populate the earth, they were in their youthful age and still growing up.

God has not let them know Vagina and penís is the tools they'll used... and they have no idea, hence they were not ashamed of their unclothedness.

They were warned not to 'ate' play with their genitals or have sex... they may see animals do their stuff but they shouldn't.

God knows the appropriate time, Eve is not Mature psychologically to understand what pregnant will look like.

The center fruit is nothing but genitals, devil still being pissed cuz he was thrown down vow to corrupt God creation. So he took human-like body "A serpent" serpent was the only creation with the closest human resemblance. ( remember it was cursed to today's snake and worse, looking like the very tool devil used was part of his cursed that's why snake got a dìck like look)

Eve was out naked and devil knowing much about sex starts filling Eve head with all kinds of sex sweets talks, since women fall for words and was amazed at the size of devil pènis"It was good for food and she desired it" eve gave him and had sex with the devil. Devil being a bad guy gave Eve different kinda style whom she was blown away with excitement took all she learned and straight to Adam... Adam couldn't withstand crazy stuffs she was doing to him, he gave in and had sex with eve... meaning Satan does round one and Adam does round 2.....

That's were eve got pregnant with twins, one sperm from the devil and one sperm from Adam.... (It's medically proven a woman can carry twins from different father if the time of sex is within same period)


I wish I can type further...

Pastors have no idea why God rejected Cane sacrifice, Cane is the devil seed.
The only way evil penetrate human race is through Cane, Devils has deposited everything he needed to destroy God creation in Cane DNA.


Ignore all errors, I hate proofreading...


There's a lot to type, let me stop here.


It's pitiful most Christians only read the Bible, the Bible has gone through a lot. So many things has been edited out...

There is a part of the bible that said we shouldn't add or remove from the word...
I asked my pastor in Bible studies why some books of the Bible were removed... the answers was "You don't need it"

Adasun:
offpoint hw far na,abeg throw more light for dis matter

Offpoint:
Naa, not today.
I don't wanna be attacked, this is Nigeria.

Adasun:
but would u?

kkins25:
Before wise king Solomon judged cases he asked to hear from the prosecuters and descendants. You the prosecutor prosecute but fail to tell us why? Even without knowing its fault the defendant has apologise but the prosecutor keeps crying for blood. Prosecutor, what troubles you? Prosecutor how can a doctor treat a patient without carrying diagnosis.. ?

Can buda please enlighten this fool of a child kkins?

Kkins definitely did not mean a date there, you dear buda is once again guilty of misinterpreting comments or statements. Cant two adults get acquainted over a nice meal in a nice restaurant? Do you rather prefer we rent a conference room and have presentation with 'slide one' titled; "hello im kkins from nairaland.com nd you"?
what ever is causing you to mis read the situation has clearly tinted your judgement.. there goes my effort in lightning up the mood.

You once advised me to read dear buda during one of your epistles to vaax, although I was reading- I had doubled my efforts. I'm hoping to get to your capacity someday but for now in this your state of mind I probably am a fool before your eyes. Im MuttleyLaffs alter ego which makes me the alter fool..lolzzz...

MuttleyLaff we all have engaged with each other for so long I think we are now somehow attached. Buda has indeed touched my mood today in a negative way. I was feeling pretty good before I saw buda comment. Didn't think id shot my eyes with such negatively lying around.

This really does defy the character the monicker buda is named after.

ỌgaVoltron:
Looks like buda is having a Jekyll & Hyde moment. Wetin happen?

MuttleyLaff:


kkins25, never give a sword to a buda man who cant dance

kkins25:
oh, as for me, im ok. I was at work today nd remembered the heated conversations... one of the down sides of being a softy..

the words were not addressed to me but kkins was hurt... how those conversation got to personal level beats me, I mean: I read through your conversatios and saw the names you guys were dishing yourself up nd down. Haba!!!!! Its like going to market nd witnessing jesus nd Buddha fighting over customers... haba!!!! MuttleyLaffs, haba!!! budaatum

MuttleyLaff:


kkins25, never give a sword to a buda man who cant dance

MuttleyLaff:

I am here right now, ending my interaction with you.

kkins25:
oh, as for me, im ok. I was at work today nd remembered the heated conversations... one of the down sides of being a softy..

the words were not addressed to me but kkins was hurt... how those conversation got to personal level beats me, I mean: I read through your conversatios and saw the names you guys were dishing yourself up nd down. Haba!!!!! Its like going to market nd witnessing jesus nd Buddha fighting over customers... haba!!!! MuttleyLaffs, haba!!! budaatum

Stop being a prima donna

You either need to get laid, get given a hard and steady fairk or its just that time of the month. Mtcheew! idiota referring others as idiots. Kettle calling pot black

You've joined the "you're seeking attention" gang abi?. Seeking attention kor, Sitting Atten-shun ni.

You're uptight about almost everything, small humour, come dey do face like somehow, so the main things that needs seeking attention for, is your uptight beautiful flower and your dry humourless bimbo brain

My comment was addressed to no one other than you, to mind the long and big "plank of pride" in your eye before pointing out the little "speck" in others. OK? Any envisaged free rider is your problem, not mine budaatum, and along the way, you do know that Adam was not deceived budaatum, right? Adam was not misled. Adam was not ignorant

Isnt it weird and amazing that sometimes when you remove the log from your own eyes, you will see that the other person had no speck there, after all the budaatum suspicions.

budaatum:
You seem to think it is literally and historically true.
https://www.nairaland.com/4960881/garden-eden-childs-view#74770060

Don't mention me with that fool again.

MuttleyLaff:
kkins25, fyi, notice bud fooling about.

Smh I was rubbing eyes, not believing what I was reading. I apologise for bud behaving badly at below link:
https://www.nairaland.com/5443357/allegory-garden-eden-account-fall/3#82692936

budaatum:
Muttley, stop mentioning me in your word diarrhea!

MuttleyLaff:
[s]Will you shut the fcük up and koshi kuro lọna jọr. Who started mentioning the Muttleylaff ID first after I started avoiding any budaatum mentions, erhn. You want proof(s). Please piss off the mentioning of Muttley, MuttleyLaff or whatever >:[/s](

pressplay411:


What amazes me is that all this epistle was just to tell us that the fruit of knowledge Adam and Eve ate was Sex?

That has always been one of the several speculations of its allegorical implications by interpretation of theological scholars.
But the fallibility in this argument is that the scriptures says Eve ate the fruit first before offering it to Adam.
Hence, unless she was asexual or masturbating, then the argument is flawed.

Knowledge is in fact a term the scriptures uses to describe sex. Knowledge is also in fact sexual, hence Sapiosexuals.
But the sin was not that they had sex, but they disobeyed God's instruction. Sex is clearly not the sin. Disobeying God's instruction has always been what sin is.

Sex between two couples married to each other isn't sin. Sex outside marriage is what is sin.

Shepherd00:

Mr bros, the tree of knowledge of good and evil symbolizes the belief that Intelligence, knowledge and Wisdom comes from ourselves. When Man begins to see himself as the originator of his Wisdom and knowledge, he won't have any need to depend on God. He becomes God.

That's what satan meant when he told them, "Your eyes shall be opened and you shall be like God".


Meaning, you shall no longer need God for you wld become God looking inward instead of outward.
Depending on the wisdom claiming it's yours. Telling yourself that all you achieved is by your power. Taking the glory for yourself. Praising yourself for all you do. Probably even telling yourself that you gave yourself life and health.


Be Careful of any philosophy which tells you to look inward. believe in yourself. Believe in your abilities. That's is the devil telling you exactly what he told Eve.

Shepherd00:

Mr bros, the tree of knowledge of good and evil symbolizes the belief that Intelligence, knowledge and Wisdom comes from ourselves. When Man begins to see himself as the originator of his Wisdom and knowledge, he won't have any need to depend on God. He becomes God.

That's what satan meant when he told them, "Your eyes shall be opened and you shall be like God".


Meaning, you shall no longer need God for you wld become God looking inward instead of outward.
Depending on the wisdom claiming it's yours. Telling yourself that all you achieved is by your power. Taking the glory for yourself. Praising yourself for all you do. Probably even telling yourself that you gave yourself life and health.


Be Careful of any philosophy which tells you to look inward. believe in yourself. Believe in your abilities. That's is the devil telling you exactly what he told Eve.

Amujale:
The so-called Allegory in the Garden of Eden isnt a natural one, it was an invention of the author of that specific chapter.

Furthermore, the importance of the so-called allegory being discussed here is ineffective due to the fact that the Garden of Eden storyline is false.

budaatum:

"Allegory", you said, "invented" too, so not necessarily "false" if you deallegorise it and know what is being said.

budaatum:

What is being allegorised?