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Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by kollog: 8:56am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was: There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara. Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after. She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office). She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me. 392 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Newboss(m): 9:01am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Sorry for your loss. Don't profess love to a lady again. 71 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Jordanbelfort07: 9:05am On Oct 04, 2019 |
once bought a 50k phone for a chick all because of pekus Las las the relationship wasn't worth it. Got to find out that the girl was fucking her boss at work. Women aren't worth all the sacrifice guys. The juice is never worth the squeeze. Being red pill aware will save you a truck load of time and money. before you give a girl any substantial amount of money, always make sure you f**k her. If she doesn't agree, my brother dump her!! She is is just out to use you!! always be prepared to leave any girl no matter how beautiful you think she is. There are 7 billion people on this planet so you will always find a girl who is a %1000 better than the one you are currently seeing. Cc ubunja Ilekokonit martinez39 528 Likes 44 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by seankafor(m): 9:26am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Jordanbelfort07:what a perfect morning inspiration 215 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by internationalman(m): 9:26am On Oct 04, 2019 |
You guys are the ones making things hard for yourself... If you are wooing a girl and she insists you buy her something or foot her bill, just know she's not interested in you. Not to brag but I have never spent on girls in my life and I have yet to meet the kind of girls y'all tag gold diggers and LovePeddler in my life. So sorry, I don't have any mumu experience 288 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Jordanbelfort07: 9:32am On Oct 04, 2019 |
seankafor: you are welcome bro Please share the message;your doing so will save alot of guys from financial ruin and even potential sucide 32 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Newguyhere: 9:37am On Oct 04, 2019 |
I'm really learning alot from this red pill you guys are all dishing out 28 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by ArticleBeast: 9:44am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Jordanbelfort07:You did good because you were expecting a pussy. Do good because you feel like doing. This same mentality made my guy rape a girl. Nigga has been in prison since 2012. When helping a partner help without expectation. 271 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by ArticleBeast: 9:45am On Oct 04, 2019 |
internationalman:You have never spent for a girl in your life? I wonder the type of relationship you are in. You don't buy your gf gifts, support their biz, then you are still a boy. Only boys make this statement 312 Likes 16 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Jordanbelfort07: 9:52am On Oct 04, 2019 |
ArticleBeast: being a simp won't get you far with women. guys please if you are reading this, don't follow this dudes advice!! This is how simps behave!!. Always trying to rationalize their stupidity when it comes to women affairs. Simps will laugh off any insult from a girl just because they are afraid to demand what they want Very miserable set of men I just pray you don't kill yourself at a later date bro Simps don't live long 181 Likes 13 Shares
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Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by ArticleBeast: 11:01am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Jordanbelfort07:Ifbeing a man is what you call simp, then I would rather be a simp. If being a simp has made me celebrate 5yrs marriage anniversary, then when you are married for 5yrs you can reply me. Until then you are just a confused kid deceiveing yourself with broke masculinity. 346 Likes 32 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Omar09(m): 11:06am On Oct 04, 2019 |
Jordanbelfort07: I did worse man... I used to leave my comfy bed at home to sleep in the school hostel so I can romance n press bobby... Chai... I mumu oh... 51 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by b0rn2fuck(m): 11:08am On Oct 04, 2019 |
This one wey be say you dey save 5k every week for babe after 2 years dating, I almost save for almost 13 months before juju clear for my eyes ... 29 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by b0rn2fuck(m): 11:11am On Oct 04, 2019 |
It shall never be well with all these slay queen in Jesus name , if I see any girl slaying now, even If she call me for road , na to pick race whether na question on road she wan ask or not 46 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by dave4rella(m): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2019 |
My only Mumu was knowing that she had a boyfriend, and still fucking her, atimes I will just keep quiet while she was on the phone with him. 75 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by internationalman(m): 11:37am On Oct 04, 2019 |
ArticleBeast:I buy her gifts and she buys me gifts as well.. Support which business, do I have my own business myself? Are we even married? if she can't date me without any financial benefits for her then, she's free to go 134 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by seanwilliam(m): 11:48am On Oct 04, 2019 |
if i say mine walahi una go blast me, ubunja i pray we meet one on one 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by FatherBona: 11:51am On Oct 04, 2019 |
seankafor:no be small 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by IceColdVeins(m): 12:00pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
Just like internationalman, I also have no 'senseless moments'. My way of life automatically screens out the good for nothing ladies, I never dated any leech in my life and "I fvck with h*es from a distance and the instance they tryinna catch feelings, I'm out just like a thief with his loots". 49 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by chinchonglee(m): 12:26pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
ArticleBeast:U re nt well. Its better to remain a boy dan to be a stupid grownup man 89 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Khd95(m): 12:27pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
na when one babe call me around 8pm say she wan tell me something, na girl I been like to date, but she said we cant be bla bla bla..I no reason am far so I comot mind I fly bike reach her door step,when I hear say na roomie no dey house, choooi toto on a platter of gold when I reach she don already cook better rice fa, ok we eat come Sidon for bed dey look our selves, ok madam wetin u wan tell me...she no come mute like toy wey no get battery I don already code,i near her head, chop her lips..small thing her pata don comot for her waist,brezz in my mouth...the ram was ready to be butchered. she come tell me say STOP, stop wetin na auntie she say no fuk auntie shey u are aware that I enter bike reach here, dangote trailer could have jam me and die ok no lele,i kuku finger her tow tow wella, nearly can not kill a bird, but my own nearly go wound that bird las las i was feed with rice and brezz, so nothing spoil 195 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by bobokeshington: 12:30pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
kollog: I've never been a mumu for any girl 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by chinchonglee(m): 12:32pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
I am the Robin Hood in relationship issues. I steal from the rich(runs girls/prostitute) and give to the poor(street girls). I dnt keep any serious relationship or have crush on anybody 62 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by bobokeshington: 12:33pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
Newboss: What then should you profess? Seems you're a professional in this game 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by sexysage(m): 12:46pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
internationalman: Same here bro . Na them dey spend for me oo... No be say I fine oo... But I thank God say him give me small sense for book and talk. I'm quite reserved though. I exhibit myself as one hard mysterious guy and I don't do the chasing. Highest na hello, hi... Na the babe go take over but na me still get control. So nothing like say please give me this. How I no take dey smash d free pussy I dey see on a regular na just God and my conscience dey help. E even get one wey dey send me money on a steady currently. This one go collect money from her rich Bf give me with hope that I will fall for her. Girls mumu nor be small... If you're smart na you go dey control them. A majority of these babes out there get fish brain. As small as I am I no get any mumu experience oo.... I've learnt from d elders 101 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by SenecaTheYonger: 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
sexysage: Becos a girl is nice to you, you don dey call am fish brain just to impress the guy you quoted. Lol. People like you don't deserve nice things. 112 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Nobody: 1:03pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
kollog: I don't know what mumu actually means but I think it best describes you in this situation! Now I understand where the red pill bitches come from Modified: I still don't understand this word but: Naija girls have mercy on these weak souls, real men never experience this so they don't need saving! Abunja, another customer here 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Rosay15(f): 1:24pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
Khd95:... Very funny but at least your bike money no waste now. Lol 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by hustleranthem(m): 1:44pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
ArticleBeast:hope say u no dey wash ur wife pant and dey collect steady knock for head? Bcoz the way I reason you so, you be brother wey mumu. 60 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by monerozi5590: 1:45pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
b0rn2fuck: Lol. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by sexysage(m): 1:50pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
SenecaTheYonger: Hey! I know the difference between niceness and manipulation. I'm a person who doesn't take people for granted. I'm not saying this to impress anybody. I've been always able to detect people who always wanted to take advantage of my vulnerability but it's dead on arrival based on the kind of orientation I have. Like I said if I wanted to smash these girls I'd have done that but I don't do shits like that. I've never conned them into doing these things they do, at times I even restrain them. They are even the ones who ask me out most times but I decline cos I know the relationship wouldn't last. So don't come here and start ranting like one injured cow. I don't take nice people for granted! 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by 1x2x3: 2:10pm On Oct 04, 2019 |
Hh 1 Like 4 Shares |
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