chinchonglee:

U re nt well. Its better to remain a boy dan to be a stupid grownup man

Khd95:
na when one babe call me around 8pm say she wan tell me something, na girl I been like to date, but she said we cant be bla bla bla..I no reason am far so I comot mind

I fly bike reach her door step,when I hear say na roomie no dey house, choooi toto on a platter of gold

when I reach she don already cook better rice fa, ok we eat come Sidon for bed dey look our selves, ok madam wetin u wan tell me...she no come mute like toy wey no get battery


I don already code,i near her head, chop her lips..small thing her pata don comot for her waist,brezz in my mouth...the ram was ready to be butchered.


she come tell me say STOP, stop wetin na auntie
she say no fuk

auntie shey u are aware that I enter bike reach here, dangote trailer could have jam me and die

ok no lele,i kuku finger her tow tow wella, nearly can not kill a bird, but my own nearly go wound that bird
las las i was feed with rice and brezz, so nothing spoil

peterangelo:


Exactly wat happened to me in school. I took a girl to a party in school, paid for her ticket. You won't believe this girl left me alone and started dancing n rocking another guy. E pain die...

Nickymichy:
"Omo las las na trek me trek go house..I spent almost two hours trekking back home...most annoying part of it all was DAT D's babe no even call me DAT she has reached home..i won't forget DAT day in a hurry"

chinchonglee:

U re nt well. Its better to remain a boy dan to be a stupid grownup man

anonymuz:
I bought industrial machine for her tailoring business.while dating a guy and later got married

anonymuz:
I bought industrial machine for her tailoring business.while dating a guy and later got married

highbee02:
I met a final year student of Unilorin, CIS department. After the exam, I decided to pay her a visit in Ibadan last month. I got to UI gate and I put a call through her number. When she came, she insisted that we should enter an eatery
located just opposite the school so that we can chit chat. I asked, is it possible to enter an eatery without buying anything? She replied that it's a public place, that we will just sit down somewhere and discuss. As we were discussing she complained of hunger and I asked her to make an order.
she order for fried rice, chicken lap and pepsi making #1,900, when she was pointing to Vanilla, I looked the other way. She asked, won't u make an order? I replied "they don't have my favorite". she asked asked again " what's your favorite? " I replied, SWALLOW. Luckily, she asked those sales girls and they said NO, I was more than happy. She turned to me and said "u are confirm ibile". I left for Ilorin, after 2 days I gave her a call and she told me she has someone she's is dating.

This is my mumu experience, If I was not careful enough, I would have spent more than #1,900 + my tfare . Imagine, a divorced man who is seriously searching

dhensity:
I carried a girl to a music show in Ibadan. Dbanj, Tonto dike, Phyno, niyola , oritsefemi and other big stars came.She begged that she wanted to go.. She was in University of Ibadan. Fast forward to the day of the show. My friend was going also..but before I left the office , I lost my wallet all my money. Including ticket money was in the wallet. .. My friend said he will pay my ticket..
Went to pick the girl up, I was driving. explained and she said no problem. Note this girl is a rich kid. When we got to the concert at Mauve 21, oh shit some heart wrenching moment it was. This girl paid for her ticket. We the guys paid for ours. 5000# for regular... You will not believe it. This girl freaking went to pay for VIP ticket. Hence separating herself from us.. VIP sat in the front .. Regulars at the back .. She now saw one of her school guys with VI p ticket too and they both went to their seat.

Me wey bring you come.. You leave me follow another guy. The thing pain me ehn
. then to make matter worst some comedian guy made joke that those in VIP do they have 2 heads to us in regular.

Show ended. My friend was angry saying I should leave the girl there. But it was late at night I can't do that. She came back after the show to the car. My friend asked why she did that and not seat wit us. Babe said I only drove her there.. She didn't follow me to the show, .na so I turn driver guys

ArticleBeast:

You have never spent for a girl in your life? I wonder the type of relationship you are in. You don't buy your gf gifts, support their biz, then you are still a boy. Only boys make this statement

Aphizium:
Myn was funny, I ad this girl wey I dey alwalz hlp do assignment and ready to hlp anytym anyway because I wan be good boyfriend. She ask me if I av enof airtime, as wan show big boy, I told her I have like N450, na so the babe use all my airtime call her boyfriend wey no dey pick her own no. I vexed gan with myself

tosyne2much:
Yeah I've had one mumu experience before sha.. I loved the lady so much but she was always giving me excuse as to why her movement was always restricted. I nearly committed suicide the day I saw one of the local boys in the area smooching my babe around 9pm on the bonnet of a car.

This was someone that always told me dare not come out of the house around 7pm

ArticleBeast:

So in that your relationship you didn't even buy her gifts?

b0rn2fuck:
It shall never be well with all these slay queen in Jesus name , if I see any girl slaying now, even If she call me for road , na to pick race whether na question on road she wan ask or not

adonainana:
Omo i have at least a lot of experiences. But i will share the top 3, chai i have suffered in this life.

So when i was in my first year of university, i met this girl at a friends house party, i liked her straightaway and already was thinking of how i could convince her to be my gf. So one day i said we should go clubbing, that i will buy her drinks and everything. Now one problem i have is that sometimes back then i liked to pretend that i am rich, so my plan to this girl was that at least if i pop bottles for her in the club that night, she would easily date me.

So the night started, i was buying buying drinks and drinks, all my pocket money for like 3 months i spent it that night. Then after like 30 minutes till the end of the night, she said she wanted to go to the toilet. 5 minutes she wasnt back, 10 minutes she wasnt back. Omo you should have seen my confused face, i didnt even know whether i should barge into the female toilet and bring her out or something. Like play like play 30 minutes she is nowhere to be found, called her, her number wasnt going through. Naso i realise say i don enter once chance oo, and sometimes nothing pains you more than a girl that you thought you was gonna go home with, but you end up going home yourself after spending crazy money. Fam till this day, i still feel the anger that night, like it even i remember fighting the bouncers for no reasons after the night cos i was so so angry at everything

Scenario Two
Still on the same girl matter ooo, when i got to law school in abuja, i used to like this girl like but i was broke and didnt have money like that, so i sold my phone so i could have some change to take her clubbing in maintown abuja wuse area. Omo after we went out, thats how she got a call from her friend, aparantely she planned with her friends through text message that the friend should call her and lie that an emergency has happened to her family friend and she needs to leave right now.

Like Nollywood, these people were calling my girl and acting the script out that she needs to leave right now to go and attend to one emergency like that ( i only got to find out later the next day when she later admitted that she had to leave me cos she had another date the next day ) so she wanted to leave me and go home and sleep.

Fam tears couldnt come out of my eyes, i just fashied and continued living life but i was seriously ashamed and pained

I have scenario 3,4,5 etc

Scenario 3 too very similar like i will spend all my money on babe then she will say something like no sexxxbefore marriage or somthing like if we cant just be friends.
One that pained me most was one very scruffy girl in my neighbourhood that i wanted to quickly do. Like when we were growing up, she was a very small girl, but you know sometimes when girls go to university, some of them change, so these guy jammed a yahoo boy and her story changed small

So this girls case was like that, once she entered uni, she was more of a big girl but i still wanted to smash her still, but this girl no gree ooo, the thing that was now paining me the most is imagine moving to a girl that honestly is not on your level like that but she still follow use you play bearing in mind the guys smashing her are like way way below your own level

Like that thing pain my soul like ideally i shouldnt be moving to her but i just wan do am cos konji no wan let me rest, but still she rejected me which made the anger even double like someone that i shouldnt even be talkng to in the first place, like it pain me sha,

Some things are painful in this life i swear

I am a mumu boy i swear

Kenturkey048:
are you kidding me ??

healthserve:



Industrial sewing machines aren't cheap

peterangelo:
Lolz we die here

anonymuz:
a about 80k as at 2014

anonymuz:
i spent close to 80k as at 2014

healthserve:



See. Investing cash on people doesn't keep people, but rather repels them. To keep people,we must invest in ourselves physically, intellectually and otherwise. To take care of others, we must care for ourselves first. They leave doesn't make them bad. If our value increases, people would kill to remain by our sides

Cc Martinez39

Kenturkey048:
geeeeezzzz.....Nawa oo...Well God will save us all....sometimes you do for LOVE..

Martinez39:
This thread reveals a lot to new red pillers. We old red pillers already know all these things and are not surprised by the tales we are reading here.

Wiifesnatcher:
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I used my school fee but didn't lose. she satisfied My libido for 1½ fvcking year

Martinez39:
This thread reveals a lot to new red pillers. We old red pillers already know all these things and are not surprised by the tales we are reading here.

agbonkamen:
stop replying those fuv*k boys they are children and they know nothing too. If not that the world has changed they were not supposed to knw where pussy is located in a woman's body at their age.

Kenturkey048:
Martinez you wey I know .

Aphizium:
Myn was funny, I ad this girl wey I dey alwalz hlp do assignment and ready to hlp anytym anyway because I wan be good boyfriend. She ask me if I av enof airtime, as wan show big boy, I told her I have like N450, na so the babe use all my airtime call her boyfriend wey no dey pick her own no. I vexed gan with myself