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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mode9Juma: 11:06am On Oct 08, 2019
Jhennie:
I don dey prepare..

I go soon crap the thing finish
you are beautiful but army will drain u in training school, i saw dis girl during POP from kogi she was the most beautiful during our screening afta training when i saw her i almost cry. Training hard o she black, she slim, she no come fine again.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 11:16am On Oct 08, 2019
Person wey don dey wear in papa uniform since wen in b 11years...Which scam pass dat one again? Na branch of Nigerian Military School dey in papa house dat time? Dis wannabis wey dey find attention, need job away from their scamming profession...Kalapizim, we need open your file. grin grin grin Meanwhile your name need dey list make dem grow your small mind...I wish everyone the best.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 08, 2019
cheesy cheesy inside life

jameh48:
Person wey don dey wear in papa uniform since wen in b 11years...Which scam pass dat one again? Na branch of Nigerian Military School dey in papa house dat time? Dis wannabis wey dey find attention, need job away from their scamming profession...Kalapzim, we need open your file. grin grin grin Meanwhile your name need dey list make dem grow your small mind...I wish everyone the best.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 11:22am On Oct 08, 2019
Kaeboy:
cheesy cheesy inside life

If you ask me, na who I go ask grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:25am On Oct 08, 2019
I came online this morning to see several unread pages, first thought that ran through my mind was that list is out only to start reading overgrown babies throwing tantrums. See if it's not list, we're not interested. The investigators and investigated should open their own thread for such child's play. #Victory is from God alone

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 11:26am On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
Reading a lot since yesterday and just wondering who gave an applicant the right to claim to research and yab another applicant. Because the last time i checked 80% of us here are applicants. Instead of some people to occupy themselves praying for there names to be shortlisted. They are busy forming fbi when they haven’t even gotten the job. Uhm make una no allow una village people remember una oh


The lezzy of a guy did the right tin....ow can someone claim wat he's not.....yes the acclaimed doctor consultant has bin of great help to this thread....yet his not wat he called himself.....
Plz let's move on....
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 11:30am On Oct 08, 2019
Mode9Juma:
lexy you are funny, i am not a doctor, make i tell you something, not everyone you see on this thread is jobless, some are even typing from their office desk, for you to say nobody in this thread is earning six digit salary really surprise me, because to your shallow thoughts and reasoning is that if somebody is earning that much money why is he here? Why looking for job? Why join the army? Bro there is what we call passion and dream. Bro some of us u see are contract staff, some work wit NGO, some work wit private firms, some are under pressure, some want that job security but what do i know? because you are just growing up, life is yet to hit and humble you, so continue generalizing calling people names, what is 6digit salary? People resign from private sector where they earn 150k 200k and accepts offers from FG level 7 where they start earning 70-80k but what do i know? Lexy you are just a child, i know a guy earning 223k but he also applied this same dssc. Continue abusing everyone
bros thanks for this buy don't defend his lies.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 11:34am On Oct 08, 2019
Lynette2cute:
I came online this morning to see several unread pages, first thought that ran through my mind was that list is out only to start reading overgrown babies throwing tantrums. See if it's not list, we're not interested. The investigators and investigated should open their own thread for such child's play. #Victory is from God alone
Mama, calm down...All these too are important, for information, correction, and to calm any form of tension towards awaiting list...If you get this anxious before the list comes out what will you do when the list comes out...High Blood Pressure alert is nobody's portion. No dey wound yourself with your own weapons, you hear? Your main weapon now should be peace of mind as you wait on God...Don't turn your peace of mind to anxiety.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 08, 2019
jameh48:
Mama, calm down...All these too are important, for information, correction, and to calm any form of tension towards awaiting list...If you get this anxious before the list comes out what will you do when the list comes out...High Blood Pressure alert is nobody's portion. No dey wound yourself with your own weapons, you hear? Your main weapon now should be peace of mind as you wait on God...Don't turn your peace of mind to anxiety.

Therefore you guys should litter the thread.......Who's talking about high bp sef. Anybody should claim to be what he wants to be. We're not interested in dragging matters back and forth. Anything you claim to be na for your pocket, you no dey feed anybody. I repeat if its not list, then forget it. I'm not interested in lives and history of applicants. Every mallam to his kettle.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Boyka007(m): 11:56am On Oct 08, 2019
Lynette2cute:


Therefore you guys should litter the thread.......Who's talking about high bp sef. Anybody should claim to be what he wants to be. We're not interested in dragging matters back and forth. Anything you claim to be na for your pocket, you no dey feed anybody. I repeat if its not list, then forget it. I'm not interested in lives and history of applicants. Every mallam to his kettle.

honestly wen I see 200+ messages for followed topics I think say list don show o

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 11:57am On Oct 08, 2019
Lynette2cute:


Therefore you guys should litter the thread.......Who's talking about high bp sef. Anybody should claim to be what he wants to be. We're not interested in dragging matters back and forth. Anything you claim to be na for your pocket, you no dey feed anybody. I repeat if its not list, then forget it. I'm not interested in lives and history of applicants. Every mallam to his kettle.
The thread is everybody's kettle for now, so allow us fetch our hot water to make our tea the way we want it...Drink your own Lipton, and leave us to our Nescafe.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 12:02pm On Oct 08, 2019
Boyka007:


honestly wen I see 200+ messages for followed topics I think say list don show o
Baba, calm down. List go show, you hear, but make some people no kill themselves before list show... grin grin grin...Some kind anxiety na killer anxiety o, make everybody loosen up. No be quarrel matter. My Ogas dem for here, and my senior Oga Ugo4u, hope I no dey trespass?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 12:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
Fatima22:

How come am the only one way no sabi who you guys dey talk about? grin grin
Baby oku na me and you ooo no understand.
But guys una get time ooo to dey handle issues like women I swear.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2019
jameh48:
The thread is everybody's kettle for now, so allow us fetch our hot water to make our tea the way we want it...Drink your own Lipton, and leave us to our Nescafe.

While you drink your Nescafe, abeg make e no spill for my white shirt.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 12:07pm On Oct 08, 2019
ugo4u:
Wetin dey happen here na?
Monitoring spirits full this thread oo, na wetin doc do una na? it's like abiodunalasa don possess all of una.
Codezz isn't an officer shall, I know that one but we gast play along, but KODACK? Kai!!!!! .
Make I no reach conclusion till we hear from him. Even if una wan cast the guy must you guys do it where jhennie dey ni? bia LexyJay02 I don begin suspect you and eclipsephemmy oo based on jhennie matter grin
Nawa for these guys, this one na planned attack.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:16pm On Oct 08, 2019
explosiveskull:

Nawa for these guys, this one na planned attack.


Harmless attack.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 08, 2019
Boyka007:


honestly wen I see 200+ messages for followed topics I think say list don show o

The issue weak me gaskiya
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 12:40pm On Oct 08, 2019
Lynette2cute:


Therefore you guys should litter the thread.......Who's talking about high bp sef. Anybody should claim to be what he wants to be. We're not interested in dragging matters back and forth. Anything you claim to be na for your pocket, you no dey feed anybody. I repeat if its not list, then forget it. I'm not interested in lives and history of applicants. Every mallam to his kettle.
Our mama don talk, make I go close gate.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 12:41pm On Oct 08, 2019
Damfostopper:
Health Info. Mgt

Very nice course bro. Your course of study is needed in the army, you will become HIM officer.

My uncle is also HIM officer, he attained the rank of Major 3 years ago.

They can ask you anything, you must have a good knowledges in both local and international health history /cases. You must be conversants with diseases names and prevention.
Just ready to face any funny questions like these (1) if you come across any dying person besides the road, what is your first idea of how help?. (2) by law who should responsible for removal of dead body abandoned in the street....you be asked a lot questions on prevention of diseases, the role of every healths organization in the world and when they established.

NB: you will face a serious and multiple questions when you get to the panel, you must be a sharp and smart, you also need to be vocal, five officers might be asking you a different question at a time, I have not been there before but previous candidates who's now an officer told me his experiences, ARMY would confused you till you forget your name. Don't try to stammer (Army would never take stammerer) or answering likes these "you know you know you know"as an answers, make sure you avoid using big grammars or any complex words, idiom, slang, don't too follow rules of english pronounciation I mean *Diction* don't pronounced army as Amy, don't pronounced water as warer, just be your self. Don't ever try to correct any officer in anyway especially when you discovered that they are grammatical faulty.

This is somebody experience let take it as case of study: the officer said: can you *confused* us that if you were considered for the enlistment you would give army the best in you? Instead of my guy to answer "yes" he started correcting the Colonel that his grammar is faulty: *it's convinced not confused sir*. My people behold: they sent him away immediately...Over Sabi dey kill many candidates. Hmmm remember village people dey real oo. Lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 12:45pm On Oct 08, 2019
cool

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jameh48: 12:49pm On Oct 08, 2019
Lynette2cute:


While you drink your Nescafe, abeg make e no spill for my white shirt.
Mama, no vex na...Forgive your boy. grin grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:

Very nice course bro. Your course of study is needed in the army, you will become HIM officer.

My uncle is also HIM officer, he attained the rank of Major 3 years ago.

They can ask you anything, you must have a good knowledges in both local and international health history /cases. You must be conversants with diseases names and prevention.
Just ready to face any funny questions like these (1) if you come across any dying person besides the road, what is your first idea of how help?. (2) by law who should responsible for removal of dead body abandoned in the street....you be asked a lot questions on prevention of diseases, the role of every healths organization in the world and when they established.

NB: you will face a serious and multiple questions when you get to the panel, you must be a sharp and smart guy, you also need to be vocal, five officers might be asking you a different question at a time, I have not been there before but previous candidates who's now an officer told me his experience, ARMY would like to confused till you forget you name. Don't try to stammer or saying these "you know you know you know"as an answers, also avoid using big grammar or any complex words, idiom, slang, don't too follow rules of english pronounciation I mean *Diction* don't pronounced army as Amy, don't pronounced water as warer, just be your self. Don't ever try to correct any officer in anyway especially when you discovered that they are grammatical fault.

This is somebody experience let take it as case of study: the officer said: can you *confused* us that if you were considered for the enlistment you would give army the best in you? Instead of my guy to answer "yes" he started correcting the Coloney that his grammar is faulty: it's convinced not confused*. My people behold: they sent him away immediately...Over Sabi dey kill many candidates. Hmmm remember village people dey real oo. Lol


wow thanks much for this
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 1:59pm On Oct 08, 2019
Anyone with idea on how panel screening is like for DSSC
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Codezz: 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
KODACK:



Hope you enjoyed all their best search bro
I don't even have their time sef.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by OCKEHINDE: 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2019
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country was not colonized in Africa.
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
5. Where is world Bank located?
6. Who is president of world Bank?
7. Countries and their capital?
8. How old is Nigerian Army?
9. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
10.Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
11. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
12. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
13.Who is the first female president in Africa?
14.Where is the Sahara desert?
15.Which continent is the largest on earth?
16.Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
17.Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
18. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
19.The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
20. The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
21. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of them if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I know more than you do.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country is there in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country did not colonized in Africa up till today
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
4. Where is world Bank located?
5. Who is president of world Bank?
6. Countries and their capital?
7. How old is Nigerian Army?
8. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
9. Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
10. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
11. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
12. Who is the first female president in Africa?
13. Where is the Sahara desert?
14. Which continent is the largest on earth?
15. Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
16. Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
17. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
18. The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
19. The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
20. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of then if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I no know more than you do.
send the answers too
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 2:35pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:

Very nice course bro. Your course of study is needed in the army, you will become HIM officer.

My uncle is also HIM officer, he attained the rank of Major 3 years ago.

They can ask you anything, you must have a good knowledges in both local and international health history /cases. You must be conversants with diseases names and prevention.
Just ready to face any funny questions like these (1) if you come across any dying person besides the road, what is your first idea of how help?. (2) by law who should responsible for removal of dead body abandoned in the street....you be asked a lot questions on prevention of diseases, the role of every healths organization in the world and when they established.

NB: you will face a serious and multiple questions when you get to the panel, you must be a sharp and smart guy, you also need to be vocal, five officers might be asking you a different question at a time, I have not been there before but previous candidates who's now an officer told me his experience, ARMY would like to confused till you forget you name. Don't try to stammer (Army will never take stammerer) or answering likes these "you know you know you know"as an answers, make sure you avoid using big grammars or any complex words, idiom, slang, don't too follow rules of english pronounciation I mean *Diction* don't pronounced army as Amy, don't pronounced water as warer, just be your self. Don't ever try to correct any officer in anyway especially when you discovered that they are grammatical faulty.

This is somebody experience let take it as case of study: the officer said: can you *confused* us that if you were considered for the enlistment you would give army the best in you? Instead of my guy to answer "yes" he started correcting the Coloney that his grammar is faulty: it's convinced not confused*. My people behold: they sent him away immediately...Over Sabi dey kill many candidates. Hmmm remember village people dey real oo. Lol


This consultant u hia watin him talk ba? U wey like ITK no go there go correct them ooooo

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 2:36pm On Oct 08, 2019
Uncle you should be talking about yourself not someone else. Enough of this banter

raphtunde:
This consultant u hia watin him talk ba? U wey like ITK no go there go correct them ooooo
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by BabaIbo: 2:37pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country is there in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country did not colonized in Africa up till today
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
4. Where is world Bank located?
5. Who is president of world Bank?
6. Countries and their capital?
7. How old is Nigerian Army?
8. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
9. Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
10. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
11. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
12. Who is the first female president in Africa?
13. Where is the Sahara desert?
14. Which continent is the largest on earth?
15. Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
16. Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
17. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
18. The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
19. The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
20. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of them if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I know more than you do.


Send more questions and answers too brother...
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:38pm On Oct 08, 2019
OCKEHINDE:
Some funny questions you might asked at panel when there is too much qualified candidates left.

1. How many country is there in the whole world?
2. How many country in the Africa?
3. How many country did not colonized in Africa up till today
4. What is first country to gain her independence in Africa?
4. Where is world Bank located?
5. Who is president of world Bank?
6. Countries and their capital?
7. How old is Nigerian Army?
8. How many geo political zone in Nigeria?
9. Abuja became Nigeria Federal capital territory in what year?
10. The motion of self governance was moved in Nigeria by who?
11. Who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
12. Who is the first female president in Africa?
13. Where is the Sahara desert?
14. Which continent is the largest on earth?
15. Nigeria attained 36 states structure in what year.
16. Creation of states in Nigeria started in?
17. The first political party in Nigeria was created in what year?
18. The Civil War of January 1967 was headed by.
19. The conference where west Africa was ceded to British was held in?
20. Who was the last military head of state?

NB: you might see any these questions in your obj exam at the screening gruond, you may also be asked any of them if you made to the panel.

We are no longer in the Era where we commonly says nothing concerns army with education! Remember graduate like has invaded the army seriously.

If want answers to the above questions I will gladly update it. There's also many questions with me if you want them.

Please don't insult me I'm not trying to test your intelligence neither do I know more than you do.



Sweet, update please
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 2:40pm On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
Uncle you should be talking about yourself not someone else. Enough of this banter



You get time for that thing??
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by raphtunde: 2:41pm On Oct 08, 2019
Prudent5217:
Uncle you should be talking about yourself not someone else. Enough of this banter

enough ke? Noooooooo. He has scared people away too much.

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